|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:43 am
I'd like to credit this idea to Prefect-Sallie:
Prefect-Sallie Posted:
This topic is simple:
What are some of the things that have been repeating itself over and over again in D/Hr fanfictions?
and
What are your opinions on them?
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:45 am
Prefect-Sallie Posted:
Master List of Draco/Hermione sterotypes
1. Head Girl Hermione, Head Boy Draco
2. If 1 is true then they probably share a Head dormintory with one bathroom and common room. AND their rooms are their house colours while the common room looks like a Christmas nightmare...
3. one or both of the "boys" have girlfriends and Hermione feels all alone
4. Some sort of Christmas Ball
5. Hermione=grown extremely hot over the summer
6. Draco=muscled in all the right places thanks to quidditch
7. Hermione suddenly finds out she's a pureblood.
8. One-Night-Stand results in baby which results in relationship...><
9. Lucius doesn't really support Voldie and accepts Hermione and all muggles...seriously WTH??!
10. Hermione suddenly finds out she's a pureblood.
11. Either Hermione or Draco are abused, then the other finds out.
12. Hermione is kidnapped by Death Eaters and put into the Malfoy's care.
13. Hermione loses her memory. Draco is there to help her regain her memory, and romance blossoms.
14. Hermione has some kind of life threatening disease and Draco finds out.
15. Post-Trauma Hermione (you know, she was cornered by fifty deatheaters and Draco, the total sweetie that he is, helps her get over it )
16. Sex-God Draco, while possible, I just don't think it is supported in canon. Sure he's hot and he's powerful but he has the social skills of a pet rock (only child, just look at how he behaves when trying to make friends in AS/SS)
17. Draco is suddenly a good guy (both in personality and affiliation)
18. Pansy is an uber ho, Harry and Ron are idiots
19. VEELA Draco or Hermione, which always ends up being pretty terribly written: Oh noes Draco/Hermione has just found out they are Veela and have, like, a week to find their mate or they die, you'll never guess who it is!
20. Marriage law, nuff said.
21. Lucius is out to kill Hermione, but Draco intervenes
22. Harry is out to kill Draco, but Hermione intervenes
23. Draco and Hermione are partners in a class and somehow become always together, whether they're working on a big project or magic gone wrong forces them together.
24. Canon Draco's Personality goes to Ron/Harry
25. Canon Ron/Harry's Personality goes to Draco
26. If they get a kid its usually twins, a boy and a girl
27. The boy is ultra Quidditch star and the girl is super Head Girl smarts
28. Draco is well read - meaning he's read everything Hermione has. (I don't know about you guys but I think this is impossible)
29. Pansy calls Draco *shivers* "Drakie"
30. Harry/Ron calls Hermione *shivers* "Mione"
31. Calling each other by their first names usual means that they are going to say I love you
32. Hermione calls Draco by his first name first
33. Snape is Draco's godfather - this maybe true but I doubt it
34. Narcissa is a battered wife
*don't know if you guys have noticed but I like to list things down and I'll add what you put in the Master list (if it isn't there already)! icon_xp.gif
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:59 am
Rofl.
I agree with all of those, they're all so clishe it's not even funny =P
Hm..something to add..
Aha Hermione is *depressed* and Draco notices whilst Harry and Ron dont and he saves her..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:43 pm
Oh God how I hate some of those... But I am a sucker for the head girl/boy thing... and being in class and getting paired up... *shrugs*
But another thing that I hate is that Draco goes to Hermione for help in a class ((like hell he'd ever admit to needing help from a "mudblood" & plus he is as smart as her!)) and they end up studying in the Library then end up making out/having sex against a book case.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:58 pm
i totaly agree and i'm gulity of a few too
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
