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*pulls out book*

"What did you do to this?"
"It didn't want to come out of the dashboard."
"So you felt the need to torture it?"
"You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally."
"You killed it..."

That makes me laugh xD

"So let's say that my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"
"Why is the plane crashing?"
"The pilots are passed out drunk."
"Easy. I'd fly the plane."
"Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth."
"I'd wait until we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history."

That made me laugh even more xD

The story of how Jasper and Alice met whee

Alice- You've kept me waiting a long time
Jasper- *ducks head* I'm sorry, ma'am

Last one rofl

"Scared the hell out of them, too. Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into."

There are so many others too xD

"Towing this little freak"
rofl That one's probably my favorite funny quote xD

I'm not quite done with my quotes yet, but let's see what I've picked up so far...

"I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart --- I've left it with you."
~ Edward, page 95

"Talking to inanimate objects, never a good sign."
~ Bella, page96

"You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home."
~ Bella, page 149

"To Washington's little Taj Mahal."
~ Bella, page 178
Note: I always love Jacob and Bella's toasts >//<

"I'll tell you what's dangerous. I'm going to spontaneously combust one fo these days --- and you'll have no one but yourself to blame."
~ Bella, page 188

"If you're goig to have a lapse in control, I can think of a better place for it."
"Must Ialways be the responsible one?"
"No. Let me be in charge of responsibility for a few minutes...or hours."
~ Bella & Edward, page 192

"I'll keep an eye on things."
"What do you mean by 'keep an eye on things?'"
"I mean that if you see a wolf running around your house, don't shoot at it."
~ Jacob & Bella, page 212

And last, but certainly not least...

"You look...sexy."
~ Edward, page 235

I left out the big quotes (for instance, I liked Jacob describing imprinting when they were talking about Quil, but it was wayyy too long).
And now I'm on Chapter 11 :]

"You've kept me waiting a long time" ~Jasper saying what Alice said lol
"And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentlemen, and said, 'I'm sorry, ma'am.'" ~Alice
"You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." ~ Jasper
AWW I thought that was sweet
"Scared the hell out of them, too," ~Emmett
"Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak" ~Edward
"who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into" ~Edward
"When I got home, all my things were in the garage,"~Edward
"Your room had the best view."~Alice
rofl Poor Edward
I have more but I cant think of them now XD
oh yeah the one when he said "I prefer brunettes"~Edward
Oh yay!!!!
and when Bella threatened Edward on the phone blaugh

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

XD

"This hostage stuff is fun!"

XD XD XD

"I apologize for being such a monster. I'll try to behave myself from now on."- Rosalie
"This hostage stuff is fun."- Alice
(Hence the icons in my sig! *points*)
"Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie."- Bella

Other ones I don't have the exact wording for since I don't have the book at the moment:
"Speaking of cars I've stolen..."- Alice rofl
And when someone called Alice something along the lines of "a terrifying little monster" while Jasper was teaching the 'wolves and the others how to fight the newborns. I think it was Jasper himself...
And when Edward told Bella to keep her clothes on. xd

I dont have my book in hand right now but my fave quote was after she punched him and called him a stupid DOG once i get my book back frm mi sis i'll put it on and ya'll already said all my fave quotes i think lolz

I SO agree!!! I was walking next to my friend in the hallway between classes when I read that and I just stopped and laughed... people started looking at me like I was a freak. My friend looked over to see what part I was at and all she could do was smile and nod (she had already read the book) whee