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Elizabeth R. Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:13 pm
Security Department
Captain: Elizabeth R. Elegance
Vice Captain: None.
Welcome to the Security Department, where we hold the hammer on top of those troublemakers. Sounds scary right?
This department is meant to aid the clan in its peacefulness. Here we must enforce the Service Law, or any Law in this guild, and make sure those who intend to break it are found. We aren't here to hound out every rule that is broken, but instead, try to keep our clan's Service Law respected. We're here so that we can help the clan with it's guidelines.
Here we discuss projects to help enforce the Service Law, ideas that we can make the Service Law a little better, and ways we can keep watch of the clan from chaos. We are the peacegivers, but we can pull out a can o' whoop a** if we want to.
Welcome to the Security Department, hope you can join us.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:20 pm
Our Security Codes
Read them, love them, OBEY THEM.
1. As hounds of the Service Law, we crack down upon those who intend to break the law. We must ALWAYS be on alert.
2. We must never misuse our power.
3. We must never flame unless absolutely necessary, or if the Captain starts flaming. (Let's hope that doesn't happen.)
4. We aid clansmembers when they're in trouble amongst the clan.
5. We must always try to settle arguments peacefully.
6. We are to guard the Matron if she needs us.
7. We are damage control. If something goes out of hand, we put the fire out instantly.
8. We are the coolest department, but we must not brag. (We bite the other departments' heads off. Kidding~)
9. We cooperate with one another and keep watch on each others' backs.
10. We help unify the clan, let's always do so.
11. If we must use bad language, let's try not to make a habit of it.
These are our codes, some may be missing, some may not have to be there, but they're the codes we must follow. We are the SECURITY DEPARTMENT, the taskforce which helps this clan and its injustices. Enemies should bow down to us, or else we'll bite their heads off. Seriously, we will. Like super chompers.
Anyway, just follow the code, security people. Don't piss off your Captain with stupid actions.
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Elizabeth R. Elegance Vice Captain
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Elizabeth R. Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:29 pm
Security Personnel Must...
Look, security people, your captain wants you to keep on the watch for these suspects in the clan:
Rule Breakers
Clan Haters
Annoying Flamers
Beggers
Spammers
Blacklisters
N00bs (Yes, they're on this list. No, not newbs.)
Buttheads
Security Captain Haters
Security Department Haters (Alright the last three aren't really important suspects. But, hey! Keep watch!)
Always keep a look out for these sneaky bastards. They're all over the place, swarming in on our clan. Make sure to stick it to them. We must show that even as a peaceful clan, we can kick some butt.
Oh, and our responsibilities:
Be on a lookout for the suspects in the clan guild, thread, and in the Battle System.
You must report to the Captain if something goes out of hand.
If it gets TOO wild, inform the Matron!
We must always try to keep the peace.
If we are to be opposed by anyone, we are to take them down.
We are always to work together as we handle problems.
We help the clan if it needs us.
We're always active and on the watch.
The Captain may look like some simple being, but then again, you can't judge a book by its cover. The Captain can be a big douche bag when he/she wants to.
Let's not disappoint him/her!
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:34 pm
Them Titles, Here They Are..
You want these titles? Then WORK FOR THEM. Oh, and make sure to report here, so that the Captain can update your second post in your profile.
Correction Titles:
Hawk Eyed Officer: You've corrected more than 100 people.
Hound Dog: You've corrected more than 75 people.
Picky Duck: You've corrected more than 50 people.
Finger Pointer: You've corrected more than 25 people.
Department TItles:
Potty Mouth: The Captain thinks you curse too much in this thread.
Bad Egg: You're just a little to cranky.
Angelic Butthead: You're just TOO nice.
Demon's Star: So you're everyone's favorite, but you're a complete a*****e.
Yeah, these are pretty much it. All Department titles are chosen at the decision of the Captain. Don't argue about it. You'll get your a** kicked if you do.
Who's in this damn Department?
Elizabeth R. Elegance - Captain
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Elizabeth R. Elegance Vice Captain
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