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If there were any way to have gotten out of the plane, run down the tarmac and thrown myself in front of an incoming Jumbo Jet I wouldn't be writing this right now. I know you've all heard someone slowly, methodically, bite by nasty bite, smack their way through food so I won't go too far into description here but lets just say when the malodorous, cacophonous, falafel event has you pinned against the window seat of a humid, refugee flight out of vegas that feels like a greyhound with wings....it's very nightmarish. People, damnit, STOP SMACKING YOUR NASTY FOOD....god, I swear, he licked his fingers for five minutes afterword.

I'm not here to talk about that though. I'm here to say that this is it. After years of whispers and rumors...after months of programing and singing....in but a few hours, we are proud to give you CexCells! By the time you read this it should be sitting on the shelves. We're so very happy with it...we hope you enjoy it.

and in celebration, I'm gonna go dance. Apropos, no?

full of rice,

DXH