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0000 Kills - Allows you to us your bare hands.
0015 Kills - Allows you to us Random Objects like Chairs and tables.
0025 Kills - Allows you to us things like knifes.
0050 Kills - Allows you to us Swords.
0075 Kills - Allows you to us Handguns.
0100 Kills - Allows you to us Tommy Guns and Shotguns.
1000 Kills - Allows you to us a Training LightSaber.
2000 Kills - Allows you to us a Lightsaber.
3000 Kills - Allows you to us a Custom Lightsaber.
5000 Kills - Allows you to us The Title Sith Lord.

If you have any other Weapons you'd like to us please ask the person at the front desk or bring it up in a meeting.

Q:How do i become a Sith?
A biggrin rop of a Resume at Sith Enterprises Headquarters

Q:When i kill someone where do i go to report it?
A:Leave a message for the Clone Trooper/Strom Trooper at Sith Enterprises Record Books. Please read the first post there.

After looking at my office I head out of the Building to get some coke. It's late so there isn't much open. A block or so away there is a 24 hour store called 'Jim's 24/7 Convenients Store' there is a little sign under that, that says 'We are Convenient'. I laugh about that remembering when it was 11:05pm and a Convenient store near me was closed... We talked about how it really wasn't that convenient. Once I entered the place I looked around. There was someone buying something at the counter and the store owner and me. It was late, so it was normal for it to be slower. I went and grabbed a few bottles of coke. "hey," I say to myself softly as I grab like five bottles of coke. "I should get a little mini fridge for my office and put a little lock on it and keep coke in there..." I grab a sixth coke. There was a deal on them. One for $1.79 or two for $2.49. So I had to buy a even number. I then head over to the counter and I see some chips so I stop and look to see if I want any of them. "No..." I say to myself. I then head for the counter again and see candy. I picvk up about $1.50 of candy and then I go to the counter. The guy that was there when i entered is still there. He is counting out pennys... He is buying like $20 worth of sh*t with pennys... no dimes... just pennys... He is at $16. The Shop owner looks at me and looks back
"How about you just add it up ad I'll help this gentle men..." He shop owner says.
"No, No I am almost done.." The man says. "Sixteen Dollars and fourty five cents.... Sixteen dollars and fourty six cents... Sixteen dollars..."
"F*CK THIS!" I scream. I slam all my coke and candy on the counter and grab the guy "GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY!" He is shocked that I screamed and even more shocked I grabbed him. But when I punched him... I don't really remember the look on his face. Not sure how much time passed that i hit him but the shop owner had enough time to come around the counter and grab me to force me to stop hitting this dumb F*ck. I paided for my Sh*t and headed out of the store.
"Oh sh*t!" I said. I ran... okay walked fastish... Back tot he store and handed the shop owner a card. "When he walks up Tell him that he got his a** owned by Sith Enterprises... then call him a b***h.." I then headed back to the building eating candy.

After dealing with the Storm Trropers, she left to her her quiet office to meditate, leaving the task of getting her items she requested in the hands of those idiots. She walked silently into her office and sat in the middle of the office. She found her comfortable state of sitting and started to meditate.

After running for like five mintues I finaly caught up to the little f*ck. I grabbed him and smashed him into a wall. He turned and swinged at me. This one wants to brawl now. Most runners can fight but I'll give this kid some credit atleast he wont go down without a fight. I hit him in the ribs. He didn't like that one. I can tell. After that he tried to punch me again. I got cocky and didn't even dodge his punch. When it hit it didn't really hurt but it pissed me off a bit. I grabbed his head and smashed it agenst the wall behind him. He fell to the ground.
"Please... Please don't hurt me" he says.
"Too late for that you little sh*t!" I grab him and pull him up and push him agenst the wall and punch him a few more times in the face. His nose starts to bleed. I then grab him and smash his head agenst a large dumpster. The blood from his nose leaves a little bit of blood on the dumpster and then I pull him up and put his throat on the lip of it and slam the lid on his head. He doesn't make any nose. He has to be dead. I grab him and then relieze that i have to F*CKING WALK with his dead a** atleast five blocks...

After I report the killings to the Storm Trooper thing... I head to my office to get myself another coke. I couldn't find my last one. It was almost gone so it didn't bother me too much. Once I get the coke i head to Diablo Woman's office. I never did look there before. It's a bit away from my office. My office is on one wall, Diablo woman's in on another wall and Alanakin's is on another wall. It kind of looks like this... in crappy drawingish way:

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...Diablo_Woman...

So yeah... the top area would be where we enter from... Tho i believe there is also one near Diablo woman's office the dots is because spaces don't work right... We do not get the whole wall just a room on the wall. and yeah...

Anyway, I head to her office. Once I got there I say her meditating. I wasn't sure if I should bother her so I stood there for a bit and thought about it.
"What kind of a p***k would I be if I didn't bother her?" I took a sip of my coke and headed into her office a bit more "Hey you died yet?" I asked being a jack a**.

"Did you just try and make a joke" I say towards her 'I see your lips are still intact' comment. I then go and sit in her chair. "Nothing really, just wanted to come up here and see what you were up to... So what are you up to? thinking about stabbing babys again?"

I looked at her for a few seconds after she stopped talking "Great..." I finaly answered to her "I'll be leaving now that i have helped you get over your nightmare of Children... oh just to let you know we are having a class of children come in here tomorrow and you're going to have to give them a tour around..." I get up out of her chair and head for the door waiting her reply before I leave.

I smile and let out a small laugh "Like if we;d have f*cking kids here... I'd kill them before they got into the building... I'm just f*cking with you... night!" After saying that I leave and head home for the night.