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Robert.Thibodeau
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:32 pm


0000 Kills - Allows you to us your bare hands.
0015 Kills - Allows you to us Random Objects like Chairs and tables.
0025 Kills - Allows you to us things like knifes.
0050 Kills - Allows you to us Swords.
0075 Kills - Allows you to us Handguns.
0100 Kills - Allows you to us Tommy Guns and Shotguns.
1000 Kills - Allows you to us a Training LightSaber.
2000 Kills - Allows you to us a Lightsaber.
3000 Kills - Allows you to us a Custom Lightsaber.
5000 Kills - Allows you to us The Title Sith Lord.

If you have any other Weapons you'd like to us please ask the person at the front desk or bring it up in a meeting.

Q:How do i become a Sith?
A biggrin rop of a Resume at Sith Enterprises Headquarters

Q:When i kill someone where do i go to report it?
A:Leave a message for the Clone Trooper/Strom Trooper at Sith Enterprises Record Books. Please read the first post there.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:25 am


"Sith Enterprises..." I say as I look at the large sign on the large building. Most of the building is made up of Windows, probably bullet proof. I walk into the building and look around. There is a guy behind a desk with a Black skull mask on. Just as I am about to walk ahead the doors behind me open up.
"Hey!" some guy says. "Can I us your guys bathroom? I have had to pee for like almost twenty blocks now and no one is letting me pee at their store... Please!"
Me and the masked man look at him. Before the masked man says anything I answer this f*cker. "You want to us our bathroom? Right this way F*CKER!" His eyes go wide even before my hand goes up. He trys to dodge my punch but he does not know the way of the Sith. My knee was my main attack. My punch was just to force him into my knee. As he dodges me punch he lowers his head almost right into my knee. When he falls he falls hard. Blood coming out of his nose. I don't even think he knows what just happened. I grab him and drag his sorry a** out of the building. I throw one of those stupid cards onto his chest. I think he is trying to say 'Please don't hurt me' but there is blood in his mouth and he sounds like a stupid sh*t. I look at him and say "Next time you come to our building you'd better be ready to die mother f*cker!" I'll let this one live. I need to get atleast a few Call ins.
I then close the door and head back into the building. I need to report this... I should have F*cking killed him...

Robert.Thibodeau
Captain


Robert.Thibodeau
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:46 pm


After looking at my office I head out of the Building to get some coke. It's late so there isn't much open. A block or so away there is a 24 hour store called 'Jim's 24/7 Convenients Store' there is a little sign under that, that says 'We are Convenient'. I laugh about that remembering when it was 11:05pm and a Convenient store near me was closed... We talked about how it really wasn't that convenient. Once I entered the place I looked around. There was someone buying something at the counter and the store owner and me. It was late, so it was normal for it to be slower. I went and grabbed a few bottles of coke. "hey," I say to myself softly as I grab like five bottles of coke. "I should get a little mini fridge for my office and put a little lock on it and keep coke in there..." I grab a sixth coke. There was a deal on them. One for $1.79 or two for $2.49. So I had to buy a even number. I then head over to the counter and I see some chips so I stop and look to see if I want any of them. "No..." I say to myself. I then head for the counter again and see candy. I picvk up about $1.50 of candy and then I go to the counter. The guy that was there when i entered is still there. He is counting out pennys... He is buying like $20 worth of sh*t with pennys... no dimes... just pennys... He is at $16. The Shop owner looks at me and looks back
"How about you just add it up ad I'll help this gentle men..." He shop owner says.
"No, No I am almost done.." The man says. "Sixteen Dollars and fourty five cents.... Sixteen dollars and fourty six cents... Sixteen dollars..."
"F*CK THIS!" I scream. I slam all my coke and candy on the counter and grab the guy "GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY!" He is shocked that I screamed and even more shocked I grabbed him. But when I punched him... I don't really remember the look on his face. Not sure how much time passed that i hit him but the shop owner had enough time to come around the counter and grab me to force me to stop hitting this dumb F*ck. I paided for my Sh*t and headed out of the store.
"Oh sh*t!" I said. I ran... okay walked fastish... Back tot he store and handed the shop owner a card. "When he walks up Tell him that he got his a** owned by Sith Enterprises... then call him a b***h.." I then headed back to the building eating candy.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:11 am


After dealing with those stupid a** StormTroopers I go on the hunt for Diablo_woman... real name Tammy. I think I am the old Sith here that goes by his Real name. I head to her office to see if she is there. But I doubt she would be. I drop by my office before I go there to drop off some of my cokes. I bring my coke and candy and head to her office. "I hope she is there... I really hate looking around this stupid a** place..." I say out loud. "F*ck I should go kill someone..." I stop my hunt for Diablo_woman and head to the main enterence of the building. I am going to go look for someone to kill. Maybe a bum or some sh*t. Then I'll go look for Diablo_woman.

Robert.Thibodeau
Captain


diablo_woman
Crew

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8,800 Points
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  • Overstocked 200
  • Hive Mind 200
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:19 am


After dealing with the Storm Trropers, she left to her her quiet office to meditate, leaving the task of getting her items she requested in the hands of those idiots. She walked silently into her office and sat in the middle of the office. She found her comfortable state of sitting and started to meditate.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:23 am


As I leave the building I take a sip of my coke. My candy has all been eaten. I head away from Jim's and just walk. There has to be someone out here. If I pick a bum I am going to have to bring his a** back to the building because they wont believe me if I don't. If I pick a random person that is just walking outside late I have to be careful that they have a family. If they don't no one is going to give a sh*t that they are dead...
"Do you have any change...?" a mother F*cking voice says to my side. I almost punched him right then and there. I f*cking hate this stupid sh*ts. But I thought about it.
"Oh sh*t" I answered as I feel my body "I do but it's in my wallet and thats at the office. If you'd like to come with me I'll give you like ten dollars..."
The dumb f*ck has this huge smile on his stupid f*cking face. The idiot fallows me. Once we get outside the building I unlock the door and look at him "Come in. I'll only be a little bit!" He gets into the building and I hit him. The old f*ck falls to the ground and I start to kick him over and over. I open the door a bit and keep smashing his head within the door. Blood is everywhere. the Stupid f*cking Storm Troopers are going to have to clean this up. I love it. Then I see him. Another f*cker... he saw everything and started to run. Wrong move. I run after him.

Robert.Thibodeau
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Robert.Thibodeau
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:32 am


After running for like five mintues I finaly caught up to the little f*ck. I grabbed him and smashed him into a wall. He turned and swinged at me. This one wants to brawl now. Most runners can fight but I'll give this kid some credit atleast he wont go down without a fight. I hit him in the ribs. He didn't like that one. I can tell. After that he tried to punch me again. I got cocky and didn't even dodge his punch. When it hit it didn't really hurt but it pissed me off a bit. I grabbed his head and smashed it agenst the wall behind him. He fell to the ground.
"Please... Please don't hurt me" he says.
"Too late for that you little sh*t!" I grab him and pull him up and push him agenst the wall and punch him a few more times in the face. His nose starts to bleed. I then grab him and smash his head agenst a large dumpster. The blood from his nose leaves a little bit of blood on the dumpster and then I pull him up and put his throat on the lip of it and slam the lid on his head. He doesn't make any nose. He has to be dead. I grab him and then relieze that i have to F*CKING WALK with his dead a** atleast five blocks...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:38 am


It takes me like fifteen mintues to get back to the god damn build. The bum still at the door. "Thank god" I say "I left my stupid keys inside the building." I put this boys body down in the lobby and then go to the bum. I pat him on the head "Thanks for holding the door open for me man." I then dragged his body to the other. I left them both behind the front desk in the lobby. Then I headed to report my two kills. Blood all over my arms and some on my pants and shoes. "I still have to find Diablo_woman damn it!"

Robert.Thibodeau
Captain


Robert.Thibodeau
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:56 am


After I report the killings to the Storm Trooper thing... I head to my office to get myself another coke. I couldn't find my last one. It was almost gone so it didn't bother me too much. Once I get the coke i head to Diablo Woman's office. I never did look there before. It's a bit away from my office. My office is on one wall, Diablo woman's in on another wall and Alanakin's is on another wall. It kind of looks like this... in crappy drawingish way:

A|............................| R
L|............................| O
A|............................| B
N|............................| E
A|............................| R
K|............................| T
I|............................|
N|________________|
...Diablo_Woman...

So yeah... the top area would be where we enter from... Tho i believe there is also one near Diablo woman's office the dots is because spaces don't work right... We do not get the whole wall just a room on the wall. and yeah...

Anyway, I head to her office. Once I got there I say her meditating. I wasn't sure if I should bother her so I stood there for a bit and thought about it.
"What kind of a p***k would I be if I didn't bother her?" I took a sip of my coke and headed into her office a bit more "Hey you died yet?" I asked being a jack a**.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:59 am


"... Yes Robert ..." I said without even opening my eyes. I moved my hands and went to get up from mediation. Once standing I looked at him and replied "... Unfortunately I'm not dead, but I see that you're mouth is still intact. Good to know. Anyways, what would you like?"

diablo_woman
Crew

Original Genius

8,800 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Overstocked 200
  • Hive Mind 200

Robert.Thibodeau
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:02 am


"Did you just try and make a joke" I say towards her 'I see your lips are still intact' comment. I then go and sit in her chair. "Nothing really, just wanted to come up here and see what you were up to... So what are you up to? thinking about stabbing babys again?"
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:06 am


I turn to always be facing Robert, "I was in the middle of meditating and my thoughts were disturbed by images of children. I almost acted without thinking because of it, so it was a relief that you had come and snapped me out of it..."
I have my arms crossed and looking at Robert, who is sitting in my chair.

diablo_woman
Crew

Original Genius

8,800 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Overstocked 200
  • Hive Mind 200

Robert.Thibodeau
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:11 am


I looked at her for a few seconds after she stopped talking "Great..." I finaly answered to her "I'll be leaving now that i have helped you get over your nightmare of Children... oh just to let you know we are having a class of children come in here tomorrow and you're going to have to give them a tour around..." I get up out of her chair and head for the door waiting her reply before I leave.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:13 am


"... That's not f**king fair Robert, why can't Alanakin do it..." I stop and think for a moment or two, "Wait... you want a slaughter don't you?..." I let out a sigh and shake my head. "Thanks a lot... "

diablo_woman
Crew

Original Genius

8,800 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Overstocked 200
  • Hive Mind 200

Robert.Thibodeau
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:14 am


I smile and let out a small laugh "Like if we;d have f*cking kids here... I'd kill them before they got into the building... I'm just f*cking with you... night!" After saying that I leave and head home for the night.
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