The good ol' days and all...

I still have the story.

One day Danny fought with Vlad. But just when “I'm going ghost.” He cried, running. “I love Sam.” Then fan girls attacked Vlad. Vlad then took Sam hostage. So Tucker poked around and found the book of Waffle-making, so Sam hit Tucker's eyes, and ate a poisonous snake which bit Sam's Liver. So Tucker got a Melon and rubbed it against Sam's eye really hard. Sam mauled Tucker with a frying pan. Then Dan appeared and hit Tucker with his Ghostly Wail. Tucker fell on his spleen then cried until Sam slapped him on the face. So then Tuck quickly ran home and hid from his possessed friends. Danny came back when Dan had finished eating a chunk of Sam’s leg. Sam fell in love with Jazz. It was weird, because Jazz only loved her as much as a sister would. Sam thought Dan could eat a bottle of wasabi, so Dan took his socks off and covered them in melted cheese. And the pirates laughed at Ember but a pedestrian mentioned Dan’s pink toenail fungus infection. So Dan licked a piece of moldy cheese. This was fun because if Dan thought it wasn’t cheese, it would become a bucket filled with live mice and gargantuan, hairless except for the psycho dog from Tucker’s disturbed mind. Sam freaked out because Technus thought he had a night job working at McDonalds restaurant of horror and spooky French fries of doom. Freakshow danced like a freak. Jazz laughed and kissed Sam. Tucker stared because this was funny, yet weird. It’s not every day you see someone like Jazz try to have that sort of relationship with Sam, but then again, Jazz is weird like that sometimes. Youngblood poked Tucker, who smiled because he secretly likes Youngblood. They kissed Sam for being more than friends with Jazz. The two girls decided to attack Tucker because he was stealing the guys! Danny shook his Thermos around so it fell and all the ghosts tried to stop Jazz from kissing Sam again, but Sam liked it and kissed her for 62 minutes before stopping to breathe. But then Dan proposed to Tucker. Tucker said, “I love pink!” Sam kissed Jazz because Dan was serious. “I’m not going to…OUCH!” Screamed Box Ghost because he loved Dan more than the Lunch Lady. “What do you think about my wedding ring, Tucker?” Bertrand said. Tucker said "Yes! It's cooler than the one Dan had!” Tucker then kissed Bertrand on the heel, then gagged because Bertrand has a giant mole on his heel. The mole jumped from side to front before falling and dying. “What the heck?” Jazz said, jumping back. She kissed Sam. Sam kissed Jazz back, and Danny cried because he was forced to love Tucker. So when nobody was looking, he switched the portal on and let all the energy hit Sam. “Ahh!” Screamed Sam. She became a halfa. Sam freaked out and fell through Danny’s pants and kissed Jazz again. Jazz freaked out because kissing halfas scared Jazz like cute, cuddly kittens. Sam asked her "Do geniuses Marry?" “No” said Jazz. Sam cried because Danny liked someone other than Desiree and Ember, and so Dan decided to act like a chicken. Clapping, and dancing around, the ghosts were laughing at Dan because he ate a hairless Chihuahua from Brazil. What a weird combination. Jazz summoned a demon and Dan peed but nobody noticed. Tucker saw a ghost flying through the doors of the Fenton RV which made Jack get very mad. So Jazz jumped out of a green and blue jet plane without a parachute named Steve. Safely, she tied a cinderblock to a tree named Bob, then kissed Sam again. Skulker acted like a puppy, liking his armor’s mask like a lollipop. Desiree stared at Technus because he pooped in his box of wheaties. Sam said that Technus was weird and stupid, “I love you, Jazz!” Said Danny happily. In a way, Jazz loved Danny as well. Box Ghost said, “I now hate boxes!”