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 Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:18 am
So...today's my boyfriend's sixteenth birthday.
His party's in three hours.
And I haven't bought him anything yet.
Uh-oh.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:39 am
...Did you get him something, eventually, though?
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:52 pm
Buy him a virginity. That's a pretty good gift.
Unless you already have one, then it saves you the money.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:37 pm
Haha, I got him twenty bucks to FYE and a singing card.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:03 pm
The best present you can give a guy is a virginity. Trust me, if I knew him, and I gave him my virginity, he'd think it was the best present ever.
I'd giftwrap it and EVERYTHING.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:04 pm
He's got his own, it's okay.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:11 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:37 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:12 am
You'd probably have to wrap that in cellophane.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:35 am
No, then it's just necrophilia.
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