When you were a young girl
Did you wanna be something more
Baby?
[♥]
So alright, I made a topic a few days ago when I was NOT sober about me getting drunk rofl
that I don't even remember making
But now that I'm sober
I'm actually gunna tell you the story.
which is mroe than likely gunna be really long even though I can't remember some stuff xp
So Bo(my ex bf) randomly pmed me and asked if i wanted to go have some beers with him and dan and alysha(i didn't know alysha but oh well)
so I thought what the heck, its been a while since I've had a few beers.
last thing my mom says to me is "no smoking and no drinking" oddly enough, she didn't say "no drugs" because thats th onyl thing I didn't do that night besides sex xp
so I met up with dan and bo and we went to go wait for alysha.
after about 30mins alysha shows up with two people with her
and dan started freaking out cuz he only had enough money to get Bo, Alysha, myself and him a few beers.
so we went to go buy the alcohol but none of us were of age
so we went up to some random homeless person and asked him to go buy it for us rofl rofl rofl
it was so ******** creepy
so yea, he bought it for us and we can him the change
but we decided instead of beer we were gunna get vodka.
thankfully xp
and afterwards we even had some money left over to buy some pop for chasers.
dan was still freaking about the other two people being there. so alysha decided to say it was bo's birthday and he wanted it to be just the 4 of us.
now this chick and her boyfriend, the chick is ******** CRAZY so we were all afraid to tell them, but alysha did.
she was pissed.
and left.
so now it was just Dan, Bo, Alysha and I as planned.
So we go to the park where we're planning on drinking, haha yeah a park!, and sit down in this little wooded are outside a tunnel.
I'll skip the events of drinking becausw well, it all goes the same.
So we sat around talking, drinking.
Dan and Alysha go into the ******** tunnel to go see whats in it.
And bo and i stay outside the tunnel, drinking more.
so I'm pretty drunk, and Bo starts kissing me.
Soooo yeah we had some fun with that and then I fell and rolled down the hill... then we went and got Alysha and Dan from the tunnel.
And we all drank some mroe and decided to go swimming, even though it was ******** freezing outside and the water was even colder.
Alysha didn't have her bathing suite, or even underwear on
so i gave her my bathingsuite bottoms, and went in my underwear and bathingsuite top and she went in my bottoms and her bra,
So I'm so drunk that I can't feel anything at this point so I can't even tell if im cold, i just ran right in thee water.
Dan jumped off the bridge, and Bo, the only one who had actually wanted to go swimming, didn't even go in the water.
So I'm swimming around in the water, probably freezing my a** off, trying so hard to ******** peee.
So I got out of the water and Dan was gunna come pee in the bushes for me(my body won't pee in water confused ) and apparently I was cold or soething cuz i couldn't even pee in the bushes.
Dan and I started talking and eventually it led to us saying we were gunn have sex.
So we went to go get his condom and completely forgot about the fact we had even said anything.
So now I'm feeling the last few drinkg I had and I couldn't even walk.
I decided I wanted to try and sober up a bit before having to leave so i tried making myself puke, and found out i dont think i have a gag reflex, and if i do its hard to get xp
Bo had to go home, and I had to piss like no other, so bo left and dan alysha and i decided to go to galaxy so we could pee.
We went there, and i was on the toilet for 5mins straight pissing, keep in mind i had been eneeding to pee before we even started drinking.
Then, I had to go home and so did Dan and Alysha, but Dan and Alysha had to go the other way.
So i was freaking out cuz I had NO clue how to get home I was so drunk I couldn't even walk(Dan had to carry me to the galaxy) but I decided I could do it.
So I walked home, which took about half an hour maybe longer, tipsy the entire way, forcing myself to not pass out.
I get like 5 mins awya from my house and decide to go to my friend Basil's house because I wanted to know if I seemed sober even though I stil felt as drunk as I did half an hour ago.
So basil's dad came to the door and knew I was drunk, but hes a cool dad so it okay, and told basil to walk me home.
So basil came to my house for a bit, we ate some cookies and had sword fights.
Luckily, after about 10mins of me getting home my parents went out so I could finally go in the house and sit down nto having to worry about the smelling the alcohol or seeing the fact that I couldn't walk.
I tried to go pee, fell backwards over the toilet and smashed my head off the cabinets, then fell over into the bathtub with my pants at my ancles.
anyways, i just sat aroudn eating s**t for a while until it was late enough for me to go to bed without it looking suspiscious.
I went to bed, with a hgue headache thinking i had a concussion from hiting my head so many times off the ground and s**t.
I slept, woke up in the morning, no hangover as usual, but i found a s**t load of bruises and cuts rofl
sorry that was so long eek
theres full details, I just copy and pasted. xp
[♥]
But now you're feeling so lost
And now you're burning up inside,
Yeah!
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