MELLO: *MANLY CRUSHING OF CHOCOLATE WRAPPERS* YOU GUYS… I SAID TO KIDNAP YAGAMI SAYU, DIDN’T I?
SACHIKO: N---
MELLO: SO WHO’S SUGGESTION WAS IT TO BRING THIS OLD HAG BACK-! *KICKS*
MAFIA GUY #1: GYAA!
MELLO: *THUD KICK*
MAFIA GUY #1: DFKJAKDLJF
MELLO: YOU DUMBASS!
MAFIA GUY #2: SORRY MELLO!
SACHIKO: UGH--- N---
SACHIKO: WAIT!
MELLO: GODDAMNIT, YOU b*****d- YOU IDIOT, YOU OAF, YOU POTATO HEAD (MELLO REALLY DOES SAY ‘POTATO HEAD’, I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP)
SACHIKO: STOP!
MELLO: !
SACHIKO: *STANDS UP* I SAID STOP! I’M NOT TOTALLY HELPLESS YOU KNOW!
MELLO: AAH? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? AND HOW BOLD OF YOU TO UNTIE YOURSELF.
MELLO: *GRAB* COS DON’T THINK I’LL GO EASY ON YOU JUST COS YOU’RE A WOMAN!
SACHIKO: ……. NELLO.
MELLO: NOT ‘NELLO’! I’M MELLO!
SACHIKO: YOU… I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU…
MELLO: WTF-!?
SACHIKO: BUT… MOTHER…
SACHIKO: DOES NOT REMEMBER RAISING YOU TO BE LIKE THIS!!!! *BITCHSLAP!*
MELLO: *THUD CRASH* GWAAH! DID YOU RAISE ME THOUGH?
SACHIKO: … NELLO…
MELLO: …!! I TOLD YOU IT’S MELLO!
SACHIKO: …DID THAT HURT? PEOPLE HURT WHEN THEY ARE HIT…
SACHIKO: BUT, SEE… MOTHER’S HAND HURTS TOO… WHEN YOU HURT OTHERS, YOU HURT YOURSELF TOO…
SACHIKO: MOTHER KNOWS THAT YOU’RE REALLY A VERY GENTLE CHILD…
SACHIKO: WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW IS SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THEIR HEART…
MELLO: UWAH-
SACHIKO: … YOU CAN CALL ME ‘MAMA’.
MELLO: *TEARS APPEAR, APPEAR!* UWAAAAAAAN!
MAFIA GUY #1: … ME-MELLO…?
MELLO: MAMA-------! *GRAB*
MAFIA GUY #2: …
SACHIKO: THERE, THERE, YOU’RE A GOOD BOY…
MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN…
LIGHTO: YES… YES. SORRY I AM CALLING SO LATE.
MATSUDA: CHIEF…
PAPA YAGAMI: MOTHEEEER
*PI*
LIGHTO: SEEMS LIKE SHE DIDN’T GO TO HER PART TIME JOB. IT LOOKS LIKE THE LAST PERSON WHO SAW MOM WAS HER CLASSMATE YAMADA-SAN FROM CULTURE SCHOOL…
PAPA YAGAMI: IF ONLY I STAYED FIRM AND DIDN’T LET HER TAKE THAT PART-TIME JOB!! GUWAAA---! SACHIKOOO----
LIGHTO: DAD! THAT’S NOT THE REAL PROBLEM!
*DOORBELL RINGS*
LIGHTO: !
SACHIKO: *PEERS IN* I’M BACK~
SACHIKO: MOTHER IS SO CLUMSY… I GOT A BIT LOST ON THE WAY TO MY PART TIME JOB AND ENDED UP ON LOS ANGELES… HOW SILLY OF ME! AHAHA! *BOINKS HERSELF IN THE HEAD*
LIGHTO: MOM! ARE YOU HURT!? *GRAB*
SACHIKO: I’M FINE, BUT ANYWAY, FROM TODAY ON WE HAVE A NEW FAMILY MEMBER! INTRODUCE YOURSELF WON’T YOU.
MELLO: LIGHTO, I’M YOUR NEW LITTLE BROTHER. NICE TO MEET YOU!
LIGHTO: WHAAAAAAT!! NO WAAAAAY!
NARRATION: MOTHER’S LOVE IS STRONG! SACHIKO’S SLAP!
NARRATION: … PAGE 365 END. WHAT WILL LIGHTO THINK OF THE WEIRD COHABITATION WITH THE NEW FAMILY MEMBER MELLO? NEXT: ‘TOILET’!!
