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KLAUS!! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
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Particle Wad
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:22 am




The Klaus Klub is a Klub where everyone's name is Klaus. Just for fun, no one is allowed to type the letter 'c'. If you do, it's ok, I guess, but we have the right to taunt you about it. The one akseption is for the 'ch' sound that you kan't get with any other letter.

For more interesting fun, no one is to type the 'ph' sound if it sounds like 'f'.

So what are we supposed to do when we kome akross letters spelled with 'c' or 'ph'? Use the alternative! For 'c' it would be either 's' or 'k'. For 'ph', it'd just be 'f'.

There is absolutely no reason why I desided to kill the alfabet for this thread, I just felt like it. xD



ANYWAY, the Klaus Klub has a lounge area, a dansse floor, foods, a random fone that doesn't get reseption, and a tunka kards for kard games.


Karakters are in the following post.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:44 am




Just PM me what karakter you want. I'll post your username in the spase. Unless it's already taken. All fotos taken from good ol' google images. If your pikture is in here, whoa.


Username: [EMPTY]

Karakter Name: Klaus

Foto: (the guy on the right) User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Deskription: This is the preppy Klaus. He enjoys being a jerkfase, cheating on girls, and shopping. Just for fun, this Klaus kan shoot kelp out of his fingertips.


Username: Particle Wad

Karakter name: Klaus

Foto: (the guy on the left in the previous one)

Deskription: This is sporty Klaus. Sporty Klaus plays basketball, football, and sokker. Sporty Klaus only thinks about sports, and aktually thinks he's in a game at all times.


Username: [EMPTY]

Karakter name: Klaus

Foto: (the only guy in this one) User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Deskription: This Klaus is the only Klaus that is sane. He's the only one that realizes that this klub is extremely whakky and deranged, and that preppy Klaus shouldn't be able to shoot kelp out of his fingertips. Unfortunately, he has an invisible fense kollar that disables him to be able to eskape. Poor sane Klaus.


Username: Grape Juice B-Day

Karakter name: Klaus

Foto: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Deskription: This is immitation goth Klaus. He thinks he's all kool and rebelly bekause he only talks about how goth he is kause he doesn't like the government or his parents. And how much he looks like Sasuke. He kan shoot lazers out of his mouth.


Username: [EMPTY]

Karakter name: Klaus

Foto: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Deskription: This is immitation emo Klaus. He only talks about how mean everyone is and how he's gonna kill himself (though he never even tried, he's just doing that for show), but he really has nothing to whine about bekause his life's great and dandy, and he writes suiside notes and REALLY bad poetry. Immitation emo Klaus kan shoot peanut butter out of his elbow.


Username: Shai-tan

Karakter name: Santa Klaus (still rhymes with 'house')

Foto: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Deskription: Santa Klaus is extremely lazy exsept for on kristmas eve when he gets this sudden burst of energy and is able to fly around the whole world and give gifts to everyone in the whole world who's parents told him they were nice. Santa Klaus has the ability to shoot preasants out of his ears randomly.





Particle Wad
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:12 am




Klaus dashes through the door, carrying a newspaper. "HUT HUT HUT HUT!!" He continues sprinting toward the dance floor, and once he gets there, he slams the newspaper on the floor and shouts "GOAL!! OH YES!! YAAAAAAAAA!!" He flexes his muscles and acts all manly and adrenaline-like.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:29 am


Particle Wad


Klaus dashes through the door, carrying a newspaper. "HUT HUT HUT HUT!!" He continues sprinting toward the dance floor, and once he gets there, he slams the newspaper on the floor and shouts "GOAL!! OH YES!! YAAAAAAAAA!!" He flexes his muscles and acts all manly and adrenaline-like.

~Just a sekond....

HO HO HO! Would you like a pre... pre... present *faints from the exhaustion of saying that*

(I even altered the "beat you to death" thing)


....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~

Shai-tan
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:08 pm




TEAMMATE DOWN, TEAMMATE DOWN!! TIME OUT!!! TIME OUT!! WE'RE NEVER GONNA WIN THIS ONE AT THIS RATE!! KOME ON, MAN, GET UP! GET UP!! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!! WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN!!! NRAAAAAAAAAGH!!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:03 am


Particle Wad


Klaus dashes through the door, carrying a newspaper. "HUT HUT HUT HUT!!" He continues sprinting toward the dance floor, and once he gets there, he slams the newspaper on the floor and shouts "GOAL!! OH YES!! YAAAAAAAAA!!" He flexes his muscles and acts all manly and adrenaline-like.

~Just a sekond....



(you used the bad letter I won't say a few times there....)


....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~

Shai-tan
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:13 am


Shai-tan
Particle Wad


Klaus dashes through the door, carrying a newspaper. "HUT HUT HUT HUT!!" He continues sprinting toward the dance floor, and once he gets there, he slams the newspaper on the floor and shouts "GOAL!! OH YES!! YAAAAAAAAA!!" He flexes his muscles and acts all manly and adrenaline-like.

~Just a second....



(you used the bad letter I won't say a few times there....)


....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~


((Krud. Darn my fast autotyping x| Oh wait you missed the 'c' in mussles.))

PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:43 pm


Particle Wad


TEAMMATE DOWN, TEAMMATE DOWN!! TIME OUT!!! TIME OUT!! WE'RE NEVER GONNA WIN THIS ONE AT THIS RATE!! KOME ON, MAN, GET UP! GET UP!! THEY'RE GONNA WIN!! WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN!!! NRAAAAAAAAAGH!!

~Just a second....

Oh dear, I think I dieing... What about the kids? what about the hansom boys, and beautiful girls...


....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~

Shai-tan
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:14 pm




Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:06 pm


Particle Wad


Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

You going on my naughty list for that komment on the opposite sex... hehe... sex....

Shai-tan
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:31 pm


Shai-tan
Particle Wad


Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

You going on my naughty list for that komment on the opposite sex... hehe... sex....



iNeed . . . iNEED that basket ball iAsk'd for!! WITHOUT IT iKAN'T WIN THE GAME AGAINST THE KEVIN KLUB!! iNeed . . . that . . .

And it's a known fakt that girls kan't play sports. That's why they have speshal leagues for them just so they kan all sukk together. ((wow that sounded perverted if iWasn't talking about playing sports)) They have no chanse against us superior men.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:10 am


Particle Wad
Shai-tan
Particle Wad


Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

You going on my naughty list for that komment on the opposite sex... hehe... sex....



iNeed . . . iNEED that basket ball iAsk'd for!! WITHOUT IT iKAN'T WIN THE GAME AGAINST THE KEVIN KLUB!! iNeed . . . that . . .

And it's a known fakt that girls kan't play sports. That's why they have speshal leagues for them just so they kan all sukk together. ((wow that sounded perverted if iWasn't talking about playing sports)) They have no chanse against us superior men.

Your still naughty....

Shai-tan
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:26 pm


Shai-tan
Particle Wad
Shai-tan
Particle Wad


Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

You going on my naughty list for that komment on the opposite sex... hehe... sex....



iNeed . . . iNEED that basket ball iAsk'd for!! WITHOUT IT iKAN'T WIN THE GAME AGAINST THE KEVIN KLUB!! iNeed . . . that . . .

And it's a known fakt that girls kan't play sports. That's why they have speshal leagues for them just so they kan all sukk together. ((wow that sounded perverted if iWasn't talking about playing sports)) They have no chanse against us superior men.

Your still naughty....



NOOOOOOOO!!! I've . . . . . . . lost us this season . . . I've . . . failed my team . . . I'm . . . . worthless . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *dies*

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:02 am


Particle Wad
Shai-tan
Particle Wad
Shai-tan
Particle Wad


Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

You going on my naughty list for that komment on the opposite sex... hehe... sex....



iNeed . . . iNEED that basket ball iAsk'd for!! WITHOUT IT iKAN'T WIN THE GAME AGAINST THE KEVIN KLUB!! iNeed . . . that . . .

And it's a known fakt that girls kan't play sports. That's why they have speshal leagues for them just so they kan all sukk together. ((wow that sounded perverted if iWasn't talking about playing sports)) They have no chanse against us superior men.

Your still naughty....



NOOOOOOOO!!! I've . . . . . . . lost us this season . . . I've . . . failed my team . . . I'm . . . . worthless . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *dies*

~Just a second....

You know, there is more to life than sports, what about helping out around your community? Doing drugs? I don't think its naughty to do drugs....


....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~

Shai-tan
Vice Captain


Particle Wad
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:52 pm


Shai-tan
Particle Wad
Shai-tan
Particle Wad
Shai-tan
Particle Wad


Girls . . . girls . . . GIRLS?! NOOOOO NOT IN MAH GAME NO NO NO I KAN'T KOMPETE AGAINST A GIRL!! NOR KAN I HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM!! NO NO NO!! THEY'RE INFERIOR!! INFERIOR!!!

You going on my naughty list for that komment on the opposite sex... hehe... sex....



iNeed . . . iNEED that basket ball iAsk'd for!! WITHOUT IT iKAN'T WIN THE GAME AGAINST THE KEVIN KLUB!! iNeed . . . that . . .

And it's a known fakt that girls kan't play sports. That's why they have speshal leagues for them just so they kan all sukk together. ((wow that sounded perverted if iWasn't talking about playing sports)) They have no chanse against us superior men.

Your still naughty....



NOOOOOOOO!!! I've . . . . . . . lost us this season . . . I've . . . failed my team . . . I'm . . . . worthless . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *dies*

~Just a second....

You know, there is more to life than sports, what about helping out around your community? Doing drugs? I don't think its naughty to do drugs....


....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~



NOOOOOO!!! DOING DRUGS CREATES TEMPORARY LOSS OF COORDINATION AND I WILL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE THE FINALS!!! AND YOU'LL RANDOMLY GET CANCER!!! AND LOOOOOOOOOOSE THE FINALS!!!

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