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 Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:44 pm
 George WeasleyWelcome to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! For those dignified wizards and witches who wish to cause certain degrees of madness and mayhem, I do hope you'll feel welcome here!
Attention all pranksters, troublemakers, marauder-wanna-bes, etc.!
We are currently hiring! Please turn in an application today!
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:12 pm
 Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserStrolling through Diagon Alley, Joey searched for the perfect gift to send to Sunny, his girlfriend, at Hogwarts. He wanted to show her he missed her, but nothing seemed to suit the occasion. Finally, he approached Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes.Hmm it's a long shot...but Sunny does have quite the sense of humor. Maybe I'll find somethingHe walked into the store and started looking over the shelves.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:18 pm
George WeasleyGeorge smiled from the counter.Hello, welcome to - He stopped short as he recognized the entrant. Blimey! You play for the Cannons, am I right? My little brother's a huge fan, he's not going to believe this. Oh, sorry. Well, welcome to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! Hope you find what you're looking for! If you need any help just ask!
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:38 pm
Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserJoey smiled widely once the shopkeep recognized him. He loved being famous.Matter of fact...I do need a hand. See my girlfriend is currently at Hogwart's and I want to let her know I'm thinking of her...but I'm at a loss. Lucky, she's got a great sense of humour so I'm thinking that maybe a joke gift would bring a smile to her face.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:15 pm
George WeasleyHm... Well, with such a wide selection, it's hard to narrow it down to just one thing... But our Pygmy Puffs have always been most popular with our female patrons. And these Exploding Heart Candies are a big Valentine's Day seller: little candy hearts that explode into millions of little candy hearts when they come in contact with human skin. Either of those interest you?
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:25 pm
Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserJoey was rather impressed with the idea of an exploding candy heart.Hmm....I'll take the heart candies....how about something...a little more Weasley-like? You guys are famous around Hogwarts - I just graduated two years ago, it seems like you're mischief is quite up to par with that of "The Marauders"....whatever that is.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:06 pm
George WeasleyGeorge was fit to burst with pride, but tried not to let it show.Hm... A Weasley classic, you say? I have just the thing! He walked over to a large glass case. These're all the products my brother and I invented during our time at Hogwarts. Skiving Snackboxes, Fake Wands, Self-Distructing Rememberalls, you name it! It's all here.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserJoey wasn't sure what to take. Sunny might get a kick out of all the items, except the fake wand. Th remembrall she would definitely love, as with the puking pastilles. A reason for her to cut class! She'd love it.Alright, there, Mr. Weasley. I think I've made a decision. I'd like one of your self-destructing remembralls, and a box of puking pastilles. Wait...if I send a pygmy puff by owl it won't die will it?
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:39 pm
George WeasleyGeorge smiled. Our special Pygmy Packaging System ensures the complete and total safety of the Puffs when travelling by owl.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:27 pm
Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserJoey loved the idea of sending these gifts to Sunny. He was sure she'd laugh at the hearts, and the pastilles would give her good cause to cut class, as she sometimes enjoyed to do.Wonderful. If you don't mind I'll browse around. Maybe there's something I can use to play a prank on the Team next practice. Joey chuckled to himself. Maybe he'd find a bludger that chased down one player or an apparating golden snitch. He began to browse the shelves, inspecting the various products.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:54 pm
George WeasleyWell, I hope you find what you're looking for. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask! With that George sauntered off to the break room for a snack.Well, today's turning out to be a pretty good day!
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:03 pm
Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserJoey wandered up and down the aisles, looking at every item on every shelf. So much to choose from! After looking through four aisles and 3 shelves, he found something that was rather interesting. A golden snitch. He picked it up. The wings started fluttering and a smoke started to blow out of the snitch, towards Joey's face. He coughed for a moment, the began laughing uncontrollably. He dropped the snitch, still laughing. His sides were beginning to hurt, his eyes watering. It was a perfect prank to play! He'd switch the real snitch with this one, and their Captain would be in a laughing fit!Hahahaha...I'll...hahahaa....take this...hahaha...too! Joey fell to the ground, laughing.A-a-anti-ti-ti-dote, please! Hahahaha Joey was in agony, his sides hurt so much, but he just couldn't stop laughing.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:48 pm
George WeasleyGeorge turned quickly to see what the Quidditch player had gotten himself into. He then realized it was a Giggle Snitch and smiled, racing for the drawer where he kept his emergency supply of prank antidotes.Hold still! He forced a small yellow pill into Joey's mouth. Finally Joey's laughter subsided. George grinned a grin that was directly out of the glory days at Hogwarts. You like the Giggle Snitch?
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:00 pm
Joey Vincent, Chudley Cannons ChaserOnce Joey had finally stopped laughing and he could stand up again, he complimented George on the fine product.Ingenius! What was it that made me laugh so hard? I'm going to take a few of those...might come into handy at a game or two. Haha. Let's say five of the snitches. Need some antidote too. Joey dug into his pockets and began pulling out Galleons.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:49 am
George WeasleyGeorge could hardly believe his luck.First customer of the day, and I'm rolling in the dough! What made you laugh was a special fume Fred and I invented about sixth year. We actually got the idea from a Potions class one day. The antidote was a bit harder to come up with, but, fortunately, we got that down, too. I'm glad you like it, but I'll have to remind you that they're illegal in real matches. He regretted the law that made him remind Joey of this; he'd love to see the Cannons win for once, especially if it was due to one of his own inventions.
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