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-probes the dead bodies-

Transmission ********, is this thing on? T-they've been at the gate for about 3 days now. We've managed to pick off the ones that shambled up the pile, but some moron forgot to fuel up the ******** van. Ammo is running low, and provisions are going fast. Buck cooked up an interesting idea involving the stove and the front of the house, but it's only a temporary fix. We've got to get out of here... Anywhere but here..
{Sound of gunfire in background, followed by gargling scream}
What?! ********! They broke through! THEY BROKE THE ******** THROUGH! FU-
Transmission ends.

Edit: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=32085975#1315250310 ZDF thread for Durem's event forum.

Transmission begins again: Alright, good news and bad news. Good news: Chucky is dead, because the the zombies ate him. We never really like him, you see, but, um-.... Bad news: he had the keys to the van. We snipers are busy picking off the stragglers, and the infantry is laying suppressive fire on the gate. Demolition is rigging some of the neighboring buildings, in the hope of creating a roadblock with the debris. Also, we hope that that will kill some of the infernal creatures in the process. In the meantime, we're having a few problems with some deluded alien guy probing us. Take my word for it... it really smarts. In other news, we're running low on the stockpile of Dori- *CRASH* Oh, dear-... we have company. Gotta go, HQ. *Transmission end.

I really do think this guild died.