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 Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:05 am
[Please, no adding. I've had a very strong idea of what this should be since April. And yes, I know it's like 'If You're So Smart Than Why Are You Dead?'. I started writing it in March. Stupid idea stealers. biggrin ninja ]
"C'mon, Gus, best... thirteen out of twenty-five?" Shawn still couldn't believe that he lost twelve video games out of the past twelve against Gus. "The guy who works in pharmaceuticals SHOULD NOT beat the free spirit. ESPECIALLY not if the free spirit used every cheat code he knew while the other guy wasn't looking. It goes against nature! Like flavored water and straight guy clothing designers!"
Gus raised an eyebrow and chose to ignore the 'free spirit' thing. Shawn was Shaw, after all. "You used the cheat codes? Shawn... what did we say before we started our video-gaming battle?"
"... Don't forget to get the chips?"
"Not that! About cheat codes!"
"Technically, you just said not to cheat. And cheat codes aren't cheating; that's using knowledge to your advantage. Why are you so angry, DustGuster? You won anyway!"
"First, Shawn, they're called cheat codes. Not using knowledge to your advantage codes. And I'm mad 'cause you breached our agreements!"
"'Breached our agreements?' Who talks like that, your grandma?"
Luckily for both Shawn and Gus, a knock on the door broke the silence. Then the door was flung open and a girl yelled, "WAS THAT SO HARD?" Gus jumped out of enstartlement [It's an official word in the Aimziktionary.] Shawn had no real change of expression.
The girl who yelled walked in, flopped on the couch which Shawn had just stood up from, and pulled a book out of her backpack. Before she began reading, she smiled at Shawn and Gus and introduced herself with, "Hello. My name's Ophelia. I don't want to be here and I don't believe in psychics. Talk to Lily for further information."
Gus and Shawn exchanged a look. That girl couldn't be older than fifteen. Another girl was at the door. She had the expression of a deer in the headlights. "Ahm... well... um... Hi...?"
Ophelia glanced up from her book. "Lily, get in here and tell them why you're here."
Gus looked a little confused- but only a little. "Normally people make appointments, you know."
Lily immediately started stammering about coming back later. Ophelia looked at her symphathetically and then turned her evil glare to Shawn and Gus. "Do you know what I went through because Lily wanted to come here?" she asked. Lily looked like she'd rather be anywhere but where she was at the moment. "I camped out out front all night becuse she wanted to see when you two 'psychics'," -there she added air quotes- "got in. THEN sprinklers came on, which was really strange, because there wasn't even any grass or plants outside." Shawn shrugged apologetically and said, "Well, it might have stopped a burglar!" Gus gave Shawn the "we're talkin' about this later" look. Ophelia rolled her eyes and continued. "THEN Lily sat outside for about an hour deciding whether or not to knock."
"Twenty-four minutes," Lily murmured.
"Twenty-four minutes, then. But after all that, you're not telling us we need an appointment!" Finished, Ophelia reclined and continued reading. After a couple of seconds of everyone staring at her, Shawn and Gus turned to Lily.
"So..." Shawn began, "Twenty-four minutes?"
Lily nodded, blushing more than ever. "Yeah... Um... Should I be talking about my case-thing?"
"No," Gus said sarcastically. Lily blanched.
"Oh. Uhm. Well-"
"It was sarcasm, Lily. Tell them what's going on," Ophelia said, sounding half bored and half symphathetic.
"Okay." Lily took a deep breath and said, "Umm... We're in a play, and..."
Shawn looked at his desk, where he had thrown all of his mail in a disorderly pile. The third item down was a poster for a musical. "Wait!" he yelled. Lily jumped back a little. Ophelia glanced up and decied it was almost interesting enough to stop reading for. Almost.
"I'm getting... Nicholas Cage? No..." He started pacing back and forth, snapping his fingers. "A movie... The Wicker Man, wicker baskets, scripts, the green witch, all scary... WICKED! Are you by chance in Wicked, the musical that will be performed at... five o' clock in... two days?"
Lily looked amazed. "That was incredible."
"Incredible like paint..." Ophelia commented from the coach.
Shawn turned to Ophelia. "I've been having feelings of skepticism from you since you came in here, and it's seriously blocking the auras."
"Oh no, the auras are blocked! Whatever shall you do!" Ophelia mocked.
"Okay, that's it," Shawn yelled. "I challenge you to a duel!"
" I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!"
Gus and Lily sighed and buried their heads in their hands simultaneously.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:37 am
Strangely, it was not Gus who called the complete idiocy of having a duel. It was Lily.
"C'mon, guys. First off, if either of you's die, I'm in a spot of trouble and will most likely be questioned by the police. And not the band- the ones you two-" pointing at Shawn and Gus, "-work for from time to time. At least a quarter of them probably actually consider you part of the force, so they would probably go crazy with their questioning techniques. Second, what are you going to duel with? Plastic forks? And most importantly, who's gonna clean up all that blood? So, for now, let's all sit down and forget our differences-"
"And sing a rousing chorus of Kumbayah?" Ophelia and Shawn said this at the same time. They both gave each other death glares.
Gus decided to change the subject. Quickly. "Sooo.... what are you here about? Due to... interruptions..., I don't think we ever actually figured that out."
"Oh, yeah. Well. Basically... I'm currently a lead part in a play where someone seems to be attempting to bump off the lead parts."
Shawn turned to Gus. "Dude!," he began incredulously, "that girl has you in nutshelling!"
Lily resumed her deer-in-the-headlights look.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:11 pm
I've decided I'm gonna solely continue this on the fanfiction site Sakura writes on. I can't post stories for another two days, though. *tear tear*
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:18 pm
Aimzika I've decided I'm gonna solely continue this on the fanfiction site Sakura writes on. I can't post stories for another two days, though. *tear tear* Woot woot!! Send/give me your username once you join!
it's A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!! I love it!! heart
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:43 am
sakurag7227 Aimzika I've decided I'm gonna solely continue this on the fanfiction site Sakura writes on. I can't post stories for another two days, though. *tear tear* Woot woot!! Send/give me your username once you join!
it's A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!! I love it!! heart
Aimzikamazing... BEST WORD INVOLVING MY NAME EVER!!!!
Also, you've probably realized that I'm the nineteenth person to post on your totally awesome Seeing Is Believing Story and that if you wish I'll write you in. I also just got a second Psych story idea last night at 10 PM. And one for Mind Control With Derren Brown, but that's not a fiction show, soo... Yeah.
And Seeing Is Believing is
SA.KUR.AWESOME!!!!
Four exclamation points! Beat that!
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:23 pm
Ha ha, I cant believe it took me so long to figure out it was you. sweatdrop But I did and I found you!! Woot woot!! whee
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:29 pm
Aimzika sakurag7227 Aimzika I've decided I'm gonna solely continue this on the fanfiction site Sakura writes on. I can't post stories for another two days, though. *tear tear* Woot woot!! Send/give me your username once you join!
it's A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!! I love it!! heart
Aimzikamazing... BEST WORD INVOLVING MY NAME EVER!!!!
Also, you've probably realized that I'm the nineteenth person to post on your totally awesome Seeing Is Believing Story and that if you wish I'll write you in. I also just got a second Psych story idea last night at 10 PM. And one for Mind Control With Derren Brown, but that's not a fiction show, soo... Yeah.
And Seeing Is Believing is
SA.KUR.AWESOME!!!!
Four exclamation points! Beat that!Oh man, I love you. heart
A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!!
Ha! Five exclamation points! ><
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:15 am
sakurag7227 Aimzika sakurag7227 Aimzika I've decided I'm gonna solely continue this on the fanfiction site Sakura writes on. I can't post stories for another two days, though. *tear tear* Woot woot!! Send/give me your username once you join!
it's A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!! I love it!! heart
Aimzikamazing... BEST WORD INVOLVING MY NAME EVER!!!!
Also, you've probably realized that I'm the nineteenth person to post on your totally awesome Seeing Is Believing Story and that if you wish I'll write you in. I also just got a second Psych story idea last night at 10 PM. And one for Mind Control With Derren Brown, but that's not a fiction show, soo... Yeah.
And Seeing Is Believing is
SA.KUR.AWESOME!!!!
Four exclamation points! Beat that!Oh man, I love you. heart
A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!!
Ha! Five exclamation points! ><
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:51 pm
Aimzika sakurag7227 Aimzika sakurag7227 Aimzika I've decided I'm gonna solely continue this on the fanfiction site Sakura writes on. I can't post stories for another two days, though. *tear tear* Woot woot!! Send/give me your username once you join!
it's A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!! I love it!! heart
Aimzikamazing... BEST WORD INVOLVING MY NAME EVER!!!!
Also, you've probably realized that I'm the nineteenth person to post on your totally awesome Seeing Is Believing Story and that if you wish I'll write you in. I also just got a second Psych story idea last night at 10 PM. And one for Mind Control With Derren Brown, but that's not a fiction show, soo... Yeah.
And Seeing Is Believing is
SA.KUR.AWESOME!!!!
Four exclamation points! Beat that!Oh man, I love you. heart
A.I.M.Z.I.K.A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!!
Ha! Five exclamation points! >< Bring it!
AIMZIKAMAZINGAWESOMEPRODIGISSPIFFTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, you know it.
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