Why Cactuars should have their own team again...
1. We're green AND prickly
2. We are very hard to beat (have you ever tried to hit us?)
3. Our dad is HUGE! (and he has a mustache)
4. We are now a staple in the FF world, we had our own sidequest in X.
5. We are constantly underrated
6. No one can hug us but other Cactuars. and that makes us sad.
7. We live in Deserts, who else can do that? Sand worms? pfft! those fat bastards? they're not cute at all.
8. We give you nice stuff if you do manage to beat us.
9. We'll poke you if you don't give us what's rightfully ours
evil 10. Tonberry cheated us out of a spot. (View Comic)