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1.You walk on step to all music you hear. YES
2.You spin pencils/pens/mops/brooms/pool cues, etc. YES
3.You have a drawer full of flag t-shirts. YES
4.You're constantly involved in fund raisers (wanna buy a candy bar?) ~
5.The term attitude has lost all meaning. YES
6.You know where every highschool in your circuit is located. NO
7.You are an expert at assembling backdrops. ~
8.When you hear a song you've done a routine to you get estatic. YES
9.When you hear a song by a group you used to get estatic. YES
10.You've seen 3:30 in the morning many times. ~
11.Seperate checks in a restaurant are the best thing to ever happen to you. ~
12.Your lucky if your instructor gets you name right. YES
13.You're considered lucky if your instructer noticed your haircut. YES
14.You know how to wrap your own bandages. YES
15.You have a flag calus on your right palm under your small finger. YES
16.You have a permanent rifle bruise on your left and right thumbs. ~
17.You have more inside jokes than any of your other friends. YES
18.You can smiles genuinly on command. YES
19.Your priorities are slightly askew. YES
20.You have an excuse for everything. YES
21.You can catch anything thrown at you. YES
22.You find yourself telling your friends to run for chewing gum. ~
23.You find yourself telling your friends to run for swearing. NO
24.Every song becomes a possible flag routine. YES
25.You know the perfect spot for a toss in your favorite songs. YES
26.Finals are a positive thing. YES
27.Your calluses are less stressful than practice. YES
28.You know that "one more time" never means one more time. YES
29.You can do your hair and make-up anywhere. YES
30.You can change into your uniform anywhere. YES
31.Someone who can throw a piece of wood 40ft in the air and catch it becomes your hero. YES
32.You find yourself designing flags/uniforms/drill in your classes. YES
33.You've missed more 4th periods than you've been to. NO
34.You can change, go to the bathroom, and go to your locker in 4.5 min. YES
35.You laugh like everyone else on your guard. ~
36.You use two hands to tell your left from your right. YES
37.You count all music to beats of 6 or 8. YES
38.You constantly watch t.v. dance shows for a good new move. ~
39.Watching a 1/2 show has become more then a leisure activity. YES
40.Leaving your seat at 1/2 time would be considered a sin. YES
41.You know how many people can be crammed into a minivan, ~
42.Lycra-spandex has become a permanent part of your closet. YES
43.You have never taken a dance class but you know more terms than in the foreign language you took. YES
44.The soles of your practice shoes have holes in them from doing to many terms. YES
45.You've left your house wearing things you swore you never would like hair curlers, spandex, 2 tons of makeup,etc. YES
46.You've been in a wrestler room when there were no wrestlers. YES
47.You've been in a guys locker room when there were no guys in it. YES
48.Getting a sip of water is considered an act of love and kindness from your instructor. YES
49.You find yourself critqueing every parade you see. YES
50.Caravans are run like well oiled machinery. NO
51.You will not consider anything over $5 dinner while at a competition. YES
52.The bandroom becomes your home away from home. YES
53.You become your own pharmacist. YES
54.Anyone who carries fem. products becomes your best friend. YES
55.You know how many teenage girls you can fit in a hotel room. NO
56.You know how to manage 9 girls and 1 bathroom. YES
57.You wish they offered time/money/stress management in school. YES
58.You wish they offered nap time in school. YES
59.The term battle of the sexes has been turned into battle of the bands/guards. YES
60.You can mock all other bands/guards quite well. YES
61.4 1/2 hours of sleep before a competition is considered lucky. YES
62.You know what jell-o arms and legs feel like. YES
63.You've considered dating a band/percussion member or have dated one. YES
64.Your parents know of more h.s. now than when they wer in h.s. YES
65.Asking your parents for money has reached the extreme. YES
66.Having your show finished the day before your first competiton/performance is considered lucky. YES
67.You know nothing is ever definite. YES
68.There's no such thing as a "summer vacation". YES
69.The smell of sun screen makes you think of band camp. YES
70.Getting 2 new uniforms a year is a rarity. ~
71.You're the last people to hear about the pep rally and the first the perform at them. YES
72.Coming home before 4:30pm on a weekday almost never happens. YES
73.You've spent more money on flags than you have on your college education. ~
74.You've never worked so hard for a chunk of wood w/some metal on it (trophey). YES
75.You never could teach your dog to fetch cause everything you throw you have to catch yourself. NO
76.No matter how good your guard is you still get the smallest coverage in the yearbook. YES
77.The keds sales lady knows you personly. ~
78.The school nurse knows you and your parents by name. NO
79.You know what a fulcrum is. YES
80.Your guard has developed its own language. YES
81.You know that if you try something wierd it might just end up in your show. YES
82.Your school locker is an uncharted area to you. NO
83.The term democracy is not in your vocabulary. YES
84.You try more stunts than the cheerleaders. YES
85.You learn to love your instructer when you see other guards shows and uniforms. YES
86.You went to every school football game but never paid for one. YES
87.Your nails have never extended beyond your finger tips. YES
88.You know what's significant about June 14th (if not look at your calender). NO
89.You know wheather you've passed your limit or not. YES
90.You know how to bend any rule. YES
91.You've never actually watched a football game. YES
92.You can get any teacher to sympathize w/you and let you off for that missing assignment. YES
93.You say guard halt when you want your friends to stop. NO
94.You have had more pics taken of you than any of your friends. YES
95.Your personl best is 60 push ups in one day. YES (Higher)
96.You can arm wrestle any band/chorus/drama/cheerleading member and win. YES
97.You have electrical tape in your back pack. YES
98.You have a screwdriver in your back pack. YES
99.You have hit yourself in the head w/a flag/rifle/sabre more times than you would like to think about or can think about! YES
100.Your friends have had to sedate you for using a measuring stick and/or musical insturment bow to practice sabre blade tosses. YES
101.You walk in step with your guard friends. YES
102.You can talk about practically anything at practice and competitons no matter who's around. YES
103.When you hear "learn this" while you picking up your stuff. YES
104.You march to the back ground music in the mall. YES
105.You jazz walk/run at home, school, mall, etc.. YES
106. You do split leaps down every hall you come to. YES
107.Every time you find a bruise/scrape on yourself, you automatically know you got it at a guard rehearsal. YES
108.You've used up all the white out covering up the marks on the ceiling/wall from the rifle you WEREN'T spinnning in the house...and need more. NO
109.You cheer louder than the cheerleaders at football games. YES
110.When you are together so much (because of practice or just getting together) that you all get your period at the same time! YES
111. When your instructor feels she has enough on the job training to look for a 2nd job as a hairstylist/makeup artist to supplement her income during the summer YES
112.When all your "outside the guard" friends roll their eyes and whisper not again, as u talk about how cool ur show is, and how u manage to "nail" ur tosses everytime. YES
113.When you can drop spin and carry on a conversation, and jazz step all at the same time, with out even thinking about it. YES
114.When you point your toes in your sleep YES
115.When you get teary eyed when you have to put your saber down so you can eat dinner. YES
116. When Colorguard is practically all you talk about! YES
117.When your colorguard friends is all you talk to. YES
118. When you spend 10-15 hours of your day practicing on spinning! ~
119.When you spend all your free time looking at band related websites. NO
120. When you look at the websites of other bands in your area just to get the inside info on their show. NO
121. Your out of guard friends have heard so much about guard, they are almost pros at it! YES
122. when you''ve left more bruises on band members (especially the drumline!) than on yourself, and are proud of it! YES
123.Your friends notice bruises on you and you didn't even know that they were there! YES
124. When it becomes a game to see how many patches and buttons fit on a letter jacket YES
125. When you don't own any socks that don't have holes in them NO
126. When the only age that matters is 22 ~
127. When you have one giant brown grass spot in the backyard from practicing so much YES
128. When stadium nachos and hot dogs are a delicacy YES
129. When not wearing underwear for fear of pantylines is a constant thing ~
130. When you have 4 tan lines-tee shirt, gloves, shorts, and socks YES
131. When the words 'one more time' really means 15 more YES
132. When gatorade, cheeseballs, and fruit loops is the breakfast of champions YES
133. When you fold the floor more times than your laundry YES
134. When the gym/football feild is your second home YES
135. When styrofoam flats are your favorite hiding place NO
136. When spaceburgers make sense NO
137. When you can see yourself trying to make your make-up darker YES
138. When nike blush checks are a fashion statement YES
139. When your speed dial consists of your captain, director, and show writer YES
140. When you forget how to count above 8 YES
141. You make up routines in your head to songs on the radio YES
142. When you have 6 different uniforms in your closet NO
143. When you try and guess the height of the guard by the size of the pole YES
144. When you have a roll of duct tape next to your bed YES
145. When school nachos actually taste good YES
146. When you have 10 silks folded in your garage NO
147. When the blisters on your blisters don't hurt anymore YES
148. When you look for flags in commercials that show bands YES
149. When you own a copy of every show you've ever done YES
150. When you pay way too much money for a video from a guard competition ~
151. When you refuse to date outside the band NO
152. Life? What's that? YES
153. When you always step off on the left foot YES
154. When you see the guard more than your family YES
155. You have 2 rifles and sabres. One for practice and one for performance YES
156. When you name your equipment YES
157. When the only song you have stuck in your head is your marching show from 2 years ago YES
158. When you glide step in the mall YES
159. When you begin to look good in show make-up YES
160. When your senior ring lives on your necklace ~
161. When you break a bone and still insist that you can march (even if on crutches) ~
162. When you still spend the same amount of time with your band after you graduate ~
163. You only go to football games to see the halftime shows YES
164. you find yourself switching feet to get back on-step while walking through the mall YES
165.When you name all your bruises. NO
166. When getting dressed up to go to school means wearing what you'll have wear to practice that night. YES
167. When riding in sections to a football game is the biggest dilemma of the day. NO
168. When you catch yourself spinning your pencil in Algebra class. YES (Pre-Calc)
169. When all your teachers and classmates have seen your guard videos at least twice. ~
170. When your classmates roll their eyes at you for talking about the band, yet again. YES
171. When everyone knows that you are in guard by the t-shirts you wear. YES
172. When you show up for everything at least 15 minutes early(even parties). YES
173. When you wake up in the morning and put your dot book or drill charts on not thinking. YES
174. When you wear your hair slicked back every where you go. YES
175. When the people at Home Depot know you by name. NO
176. When vending machine food becomes gormet. YES
177. you have had the words "left! right! left! right!" repeatedly screamed at you and you are not in the army YES
178. You permanently project to the press box wheather that meant the top of the six foot tall basketball player in front of you's head or the top of the doorway YES
179. You toss your flag even when they're 50 m.p.h. winds YES
180. When you choose a college for the colorguard and winterguard directors and programs ~
181. you have hit yourself in the head so many times, not only can you not count, it doesn't even hurt any more YES
182.when the local Denny's is you second home, but only because you spend more time at school NO
183.When you always have to walk in step, even if they aren't in colorguard YES
184.When you go to see other school's football games just to see their colorguard, and who you're up against. ~
185.When you in your loud english class your teacher yells, "Attention" and you look forward and sit up straight and don't make eye contact with anyone. YES
186.You love rainy days, because it gives you a chance to spin (your umbrella) in school (And show off too!) YES
187.Your unguard friends know that you're almost never available to go out YES
188.You jump up and down when you hear a song that a guard once did YES
189.Guard tape is the best thing that has happened since sliced bread YES
190.Guard tape fixes everything YES
191.When the "can i have 5 extra mins" turns into a midnight practice YES
192.When you find yourself dancing everywhere YES
193.When there is more holes in the school hall way where you practice then Swiss cheese NO
194.When you have more gay friends then straight ~
195.When getting new members is the most exciting thing that happened to you YES
196.When you have seen the same WGI or DCI tape a thousand times and still enjoy it YES
197.When you pick out thing in the same tapes YES
198.You listen to the judges tapes more then the radio YES
199.When you don't think anything of bare feet in the snow YES
200.When the only jacket you own has the name of your guard on it NO
201.When you practice more then the band that can only play the star spangled banner YES
202.When you look forward to getting new gloves YES
203.When you love the black stain from the new gloves YES
204.When you are told this is so hard you really walk 5 steps ???
205.When stretches are your favorite part of the day YES
206.When you have a song for everything that has happened YES
207.You know how to sleep with the your music on 10 and the bus going 60mph YES
208.You take over guys bathrooms b/c the girls is too full YES
209.Changing in front of guys doesn't phase you anymore YES
210.You have see more skin from the same sex then the opposite YES
211.You can talk about "your body" with easy ~
212.When it all seem to be a soap opera with ups and downs YES
213.When you work at a bingo hall NO
214.When you miss some one you saw 5 mins ago YES
215.You see the same people all day everyday YES
216.The closest group you have every been in YES
217.When you spend more time with the guard then your own family YES
218.When you have practice 5 days a week and enjoy every second YES
219.You know all of your friends by their last names or a name that is completely awkward to others and they wouldn't be caught dead calling anyone that... YES
220. You have been in a guys locker room when there WERE guys in it! NO
221.. Your friends have heard about your routine so much that they can probably get out on the field and do your routine with you! YES
222. You have dated every guy in the band, and are starting to wonder what life would be like if there wasn't marching band! NO
223. You have become so accustomed to waking up at 5 am that you do it when you don't have to. (Saturdays, Sundays, days w/ no school or marching practice.) YES
224. You can march your show in your sleep YES
225.You say the pledge of alligience to YOUR flag YES
226. Seeing how fast you can fold the floor becomes your primary form of entertainment YES
227.You find it easier to fall asleep in a van along with seven other girls than in your own bed YES
228.While your non-guard friend sleep with tedy bears and other various stuffed animals, you sleep with your flag, rifle, and/or sabre YES
229.If your room is covered with good luck signs. NO
230.If you have gotten a black eye from doing a toss! YES
231.If you catch your self doing air flag while walking down the hallway or while you are sleeping! YES
232.If you think you will die when the season is over. YES
233.When you are doing a horizontal toss and you know that it won't make it too far and it smacks you in the face. YES
234.You own more stretch pants and tank tops then you do regular clothes. YES
235.When you make a website dedicated to guard. NO
236.When you have prayed all season for a break before the next season, be it colorguard or winterguard, then you spend the whole thing crying, cause your muscles aren't used to resting for that long. YES
237.When your boyfriend has been to as many practices and games as you have! YES
238.When you like wearing your uniform. ~
239.When people ask you about your social life and you say "Oh, you mean my flag. YES
240.When being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life. YES
241.When you can show up to practice in your pajamas and dripping wet and no one notices. YES
242.When jazz running no longer reminds you of ballet. YES
243.When "armed guard" means a girl with a pole instead of a guy with a gun. YES
244. When band music actually begins to sound good YES
245.When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil. YES
246.When numbers past 8 aren't important. YES
247.When you'd rather practice than read the list. YES
248. You have more bruises, scars, and injuries than a military solider YES
249. Your teacher makes you write on the board, "I will not spin in class" fifty times. NO
250. You find yourself watching your spring show routine from freshman year thinking was I ever that bad? YES
251. Automatically you know what the captain is going to say and you do it before anyone else (most of the time) YES
252. Weekends are forever lost to practice YES
253. When you ask "What is summer vacation?" YES
254. When you stand at parade attention to say the pledge to the flag at school YES
255. When you can do drop-spins at any tempo with ANYTHING (penciles, forks, brooms, air) YES
256. When you actually like to watch the Thankgiving day parade for the bands, not those stupid balloons YES
257. When you can do splits in gurdles NOT YET
258. When you are rivles with all the chearleaders ~
259. The funny smell in the guard room in no longer noticeable to you YES
260. The only nail polish you wear in the winter is clear or none at all YES
261. When there is a possiblity it will snow, and your competition will be cancelled, you pray that it won't snow YES
262. When you spend all your money at competitions on guard shirts, boxers, etc. instead of food YES
263. You can mimick all the annoucers in your circuit
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264. Have a dresser dedicated to guard unitards socks pantyhouse and silks YES
265. You go to the mall to try to find something new to make your rifle colorful YES
266. The Home Depot (Hardware store) is you favorite place to shop. YES
267. All your screen names have something to do with Color Guard. NO
268. You've eaten out more then anyone you know. ~
269. You anylize every song you hear for Winter Gaurd Standards. YES
270. You always have to find the perfect Drill Team song, and you go crazy when you finally find one. YES
271. Your boyfriend owns more Color Guard shirts then the store that sells them. NO
272. You own every cd that contains a song used at a Winter Guard show. IPOD
273. Your non-guard friends think you're crazy becuase you've always got songs that they've never heard of stuck in your head. YES
274. Your Boyfriend has a copy of your schedule hanging in his room. NO
275. You've used the word "FRESHMAN!" more then a billion times. YES
276. Your guard instructor invites you to preform at her wedding. ~
277. You critique migrating geese on how straight their diagonals are! YES
278. You mark time in the shower(or whenever standing still. YES
279. You hear "this isn't K-mart we don't like/want 'sails'" more than once a week. NO
280.The phrase water break has a whole new meaning. YES
281. You are the only one to have a screwdriver handy during any season. YES
282. You find many new uses for a sabre YES
283. Your best friend becomes a six foot pole and three foot silk YES
284. Your phrase becomes this isn't we don't like sales NO
285. You spend your lunch period trying to break into the guard room just so you can spin your equiptment YES
286. Getting locked in the band's coat box is an honor ~
287. Being friends w/ anyone outside of the band just seems unnormal YES
288. You listen to your guard tapes as you fall asleep YES
289. Your family knows your entire show, inside and out YES
290. You get a shock from leaving the band room b/c the air is so CLEAN YES
291. You arrive at the school on the days you have practice so early that the school isn't even open NO
292. When your instructor says rehearsal is at six, you are there by five thirty or you are LATE YES
293.When you meet your friends places you are always half an hour early YES
294. When you have no problem at all telling one of the members of your guard that they smell and they are not offended YES
295. When pit stains are cool ~
296. When your little sister plays with, touches, or even LOOKS at your weapon, you jump on her like a lion on a mouse YES
297. You've got a certain section of your wardrobe labeled "Guard Clothes" that you'd never be caught dead in anywhere but practice. YES
298. You go into Home Depot and ask for flag tape. YES
299. Electrical tape is used for everything (ie. labeling cabinets, putting up posters, fixing your flag bag, etc.) YES
300.You know you are in winterguard when you watch local basketball games on tv and can rememeber what shows you did there and how well you did. And exactly what the gym looks like NO

YES = 229 (229/3=76.3)

So I'm pretty much incurable.

1.Y
2.Y
3.N
4.N
5.Y
6.N
7.N, we never use props. O_O
8.Y
9.This question makes no sense....N
10.Doesn't make sense...N
11.Y
12.N
13.Y
14.Y!!!!
15.Y
16.N
17.Y
18.Y
19.Y
20.Y
21.Y
22.N
23.N
24.Y!!!! rofl
25.Y!!! xd
26.Y
27.Y
28.Y
29.Y
30.Y
31.Y...George....
32.N
33.Y...Well, my sophomore year
34.N
35.N
36.N
37.Y
38.Y
39.Y
40.N
41.N
42.Y
43.Actually, the foreign language class I'm taking is French so...dance is just adding to my vocabulary. :3nod ~ Y
44.Y
45.Y
46.N
47.Y
48.Y
49.N
50.N
51.Y
52.Y!!!
53.Y
54.N!
55.N
56.N....WHATS WITH ALL THE GIRL QUESTIONS!
57.N
58.Y
59.Y
60.Y
61.Y
62.Y
63.Y
64.Y
65.Y
66.N
67.Y
68.Y
69.N
70.N
71.Y
72.Y
73.Y
74.Y
75.Y
76.Y
77.N
78.N
79.Y
80.N
81.Y!!!
82.Y
83.N
84.Y
85.Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
86.Y
87.Y
88.N
89.Y
90.Y
91.Y
92.N
93.N
94.N
95.N...I've done more
96.I don't arm wrestle...N
97.N
98.N
99.Y
100.N
101.Y
102.Y
103.Y
104.Y
105.Y
106.Y!!!!!!!
107.Y
108.N
109.Y
110.N..guy here!
111.Y
112.N
113.Y
114.N
115.N!!!
116.Y
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119.N
120.N
121.N
122.N
123.Y
124.N
125.Y
126.N
127.N
128.Y
129.Y
130.Y
131.Y...This is a repeated statement
132.N
133.Y
134.Y
135.N
136.N....
137.N
138.N
139.N
140.N
141.Y....Another repeat!!!!
142.Y
143.N
144.N
145.Y
146.Y
147.N
148.Y
149.Y
150.Y
151.N
152.EXACTLY!
153.Y
154.Y
155.N
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157.N
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159.N
160.N
161.N
162.N
163.Y
164.Y
165.N
166.Y
167.Y
168.Y
169.N
170.N...Another repeat
171.Y
172.Y
173.N
174.N
175.N
176.Y
177.Y
178.Y
179.Y
180.N
181.Y
182.N
183.Y...Repeat
184.N
185.N
186.N
187.Y
188.Y
189.Y
190.Y
191.N
192.Y
193.N
194.N...Though I do have more gay friends since guard. 3nodding Lesbians to.
195.Y
196.Y
197.N
198.N
199.N
200.N
201.N
202.Y
203.Y
204.Y
205.Y
206.N
207.Y
208.N...I AM A GUY!
209.Y
210.N....GUY!
211.N
212.Y
213.N
214.Y
215.Y
216.Y
217.Y...ANOTHER REPEAT!!!!
218.Y
219.N
220.Y
221.N
222.N
223.Y
224.Y
225.N
226.N
227.Y
228.N
229.N
230.N
231.Y
232.Y
233.Y
234.N
235.N
236.Y
237.N
238.Y
239.Y
240.Y
241.N
242.Y
243.Y
244.Y
245.Y..Repeat
246.N
247.Y
248.N
249.N
250.Y
251.Y
252.Y
253.Y...Repeat
254.Y
255.Y
256.N
257.Y
258.Y
259.Y
260.N
261.N
262.Y
263.Y
264.N
265.N
266.N
267.N
268.Y
269.Y
270.Y
271.N
272.N
273.N
274.N
275.Y
276.N
277.N
278.Y
279.N
280.Y
281.N
282.Y
283.N
284.N
285.N
286.N
287.N
288.N
289.N
290.N
291.N
292.Y
293.Y
294.Y
295.N
296.N
297.N
298.N
299.N
300.N

159 - Ys
141 - Ns

51.333...%