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 Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:16 pm
A short history of the word "filk", because the RRRNSPBG is run by a pretentious git. Filk was originally a typo of the word "folk", and has come to mean when new words are set to existing music, as some folk music is. Rules for this thread: Don't wince like that when you see Kittywitch has used the word "rules". If you wrote the filk, say so. If you didn't, tell us who did, or at least where you heard it, unless you can't. Please indicate if it's a filk about a fandom. Find SCAdian filks here.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:45 pm
I admit it, I'm not proud... alright, I am suprisingly, for someone with no self esteem. Huge ego, no self esteem. I made this thread to modivate myself to finish these filks.
Spoiler warning: Second verse has large plot point for Zombies in Wilton, which isn't on the net yet.
UNFINISHED
Herminia
Parody of: "Helena" My Chemical Romance
Fandom (if any): Small Town Monsters
K-Oh, my love.
Just like a fanfic, I try to get myself in
It is. So far. From. Truth!
T-Slashing throats, just like those fates
you try to end
the very lives
of everyone you knew
K-And what's the worst cliché
I throw into the fray?
The same plot device I use in everything
I write
What's the worst thing I could write?
T- I worry about that at night.
K-Well then, that's alright.
Well then, that's alright
T-Came a girl
who took apart men to make a patchwork love
She had stolen hearts
Used me for extra parts
but like Frankenstien
Adam turned and rose
to fight
What did you almost say?
Before you blew me away?
Well if the plot goes on this way
I'll have to read this all someday
K-Oh no, that's alright.
Oh no, that's alright.
Are you reading?
Don't, I'm pleading
The plot requires such things
And it needs you, so I'll write you in
Tonight.
What's the worst thing I could write?
It's no better than fangirl's plights
Mary-Sue for life
Mary-Sue for life
UNFINISHED
Mr. Chainsaw
Parody of: "Mr. Brightside" The Killers
Fandom (if any): Small Town Monsters
It started out as a joke, now I think I might choke
it was only a joke, it was only a joke
Now what the hell, she's shooting me
This really does blow...
Vampires
Come unseen like spitfires
Why must I feedd fangirl dreams?
This isn't easy as it seems
And I'm Mr. Chainsaw
UNFINISHED
Gibbs, Gibbs
Parody of: "Dance, Dance" Fallout Boy... what do you want, emo is easy to filk.
Fandom (if any): NCIS
I'm two suspects and a lead down
And as odd as I know that this will sound
The gut is all we have, so we'll follow
Poking the boss in the third eye...
Gibbs, Gibbs
All of your cases are weird
Gibbs, Gibbs
Since only freaks join the navy
Gibbs!
I still can't trust Zeba 'cause she knew
Ari Aswari
Why don't I show you the back of my head where I've got a giant bruise? (boss)
I only want sympathy in the form of you
Tracking down a lead
(I noticed that "Ari Aswari" had the same scansion as "Misery loved me", I couldn't help it... I'm a complusive filker...)
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:55 pm
Sympathy for You-Know-Who
Parody of: "Sympathy for the Devil" Guns and Roses
Fandom (if any): Hogwarts-verse
Allow me to introduce myself
I'm a mage, well skilled and bred.
I've been gone for about twelve years
Not always alive, but never dead.
I was around when Dumbledore
had his moment of doubt and shame
I've was damn pleased that Cornelius
Closed his eyes and turned his face
Pleased to meet you. Won't you say my name?
By the way, hurting you
is my favorite kind of game
I wished to teach at Hogwarts school
'Cause I saw it was a time for a change
Saw Black die in the minstry
Alice Longbottom screamed in pain
I held a snake
Felt the dying quake
As the Eaters marched
On Serveus, he who fakes fake
Pleased to meet you
Can't you say my name, oh yeah
Ah, is that killing you?
Then I'm so glad you came, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your ministry
Fought the Order's men
For the lies they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the Potters?
When after all
You know it was me
So, let me please introduce myself
I'm a mage well skilled and bred
I laid traps for the aurors
Who get killed at their childern's feet
Pleased to meet you
Why won't you say my name, oh yeah
If it don't kill you
Then it will drive you quite insane, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you
Can't you say my name, oh yeah
If it hurts, then you
Just don't understand this game
Just as every death eater regrets it
And all aurors insane
Death is conquered
Don't call me "Tommy boy"
That is why I had it changed
So when you meet me
Have some sympathy
Like you'd be any differnt in my case
so beg for your death, and scrap that useles phrase
And bow before I lay your form to waste
Pleased to meet you
Now say my real name
Because before you die
I want to see you fill with shame
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me Harry, can you say my name?
Tell me baby, what's my name
As the crutatious rakes your frame
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me sweetly, what's my name?
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:17 pm
This was written in 2004, so pity the poor thing...
Frodo, the Nine Fingered Hobbit
Parody of: "Rudolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Fandom (if any): Lord of the Rings
You know Merry and Pippin and Proudfoot and Drogo,
Samwise and Gaffer, Loreda and Bilbo...
But do you recall... he most famousest hobbit of all...?
Frodo, the nine-fingered hobbit (hobbit)
Used to bear the ring of doom (my precious)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You’d grab it from across the room (like Gollum)
All of the other hobbits (hobbits)
used to say that he had cracked (like Bilbo)
they didn’t like poor Frodo (Frodo)
But not so much that he got whacked (like Borimir)
Then one rainy summer’s eve, Gandalf came to say:
“Frodo bear Isildur's ring, or there’ll be some a** kicking
Then closely trailed by Samwise (Samwise)
Frodo bore it to Mordor
Frodo, you stupid hobbit (Hobbit)
Why’d you have to bring your whore?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:08 pm
I am so, so sorry about this... I just randomly starting singing this... it is not funny, or in good taste, or have any attributes I usually love and encourage in other people. With that in mind, read the title. If you aren't already disgusted with me, then I can't stop you from reading the rest.
Offensive content warning.
Cut up your wrists
Parody of: "Beans in my Ears" Traditional Folk song
Fandom (if any): None
Why do the childern all cut up their wrists?
Cut up their wrists? Cut up their wrists?
Why do the childern all cut up their wrists?
Cut up their wrists?
Now honey, don't ever go cut up your wrists
Cut up your wrists, cut up your wrists
Now honey, don't ever go cut up your wrists
Cut up your wrists
Why would I want to go cut up my wrists?
Cut up my wrists? Cut up my wrists?
Why would I want to go cut up my wrists?
Cut up my wrists?
Some say it's cartharic to cut up your wrists.
Cut up your wrists, cut up your wrists
Some say it's cartharic to cut up your wrists?
Cut up your wrists?
Well, that'd be a reason to cut up my wrists.
Cut up my wrists, cut up my wrists
Well, that'd be a reason to cut up my wrists.
Cut up my wrists.
I need a towel, I just cut up my wrists.
Cut up my wrists, cut up my wrists
I need a towel, I just cut up my wrists
Cut up my wrists
So talk to your childern about cutting their wrists
Cutting their wrists, cutting their wrists
Where else would they learn how to cut up their wrists?
Cut up their wrists?
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:58 pm
Orc.
Parody of: "Shoes" Liam Kyle Sullivan
Fandom (if any): Lord of the Rings
Orc.
Let's hunt some orc.
Orc.
Let's hunt some orc.
This sword rules! This sword sucks!
This sword rules! This sword sucks!
(I think we've killed too many orcs...) Shut up!
(I think we've killed too many orcs...) Shut up!
(I think we've killed too many orcs...) Shut up!
These orcs outnumber us ten to one.
These orcs outnumber us ten to one.
These orcs have us ******** outnumbered!
Let's kill em!
Elf. Stupid elf.
Elf. Stupid elf.
Orc. Let's hunt some orc.
Orc. Let's hunt some orc.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:57 am
Cthulhu f'taghn.
Parody of: "Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King
Fandom (if any): Lovecraft
Written by Flewellyn of Livejournal and not Kittywitch
Cthulhu f'taghn, what a wonderful phrase!
Cthulhu f'taghn, ain't no passin' craze!
It means you're eaten at the end of all days!
It's a maddening...end of everything...
Cthulhu f'taghn!
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