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 Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:06 am
What are tidbits?Tidbits are what I consider a scene from a script or story. Most tidbits are just funny and purely added to make you laugh. What's up with the stick figures?It's a scene I did from Saint Saffron; Ras (blue hair) doesn't like the game Don't Wake Daddy.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:26 am
Dark Night - Wild Wingz
Tidbit 1:
[Grey and Zouchey are dressed in whore clothes.]
Greg: This is heaven! All the twinkies I want!
Zouchey: Greg, let me remind you, we're undercover and I have a bad feeling...
Greg: Please don't tell me you're pregnant.
Tidbit 2:
[Greg, Zouchey, Chi, and Goukai are about to save Minna.]
Goukai: Wait, wait. Forgot something.
Zouchey: What?
Goukai: Sword of the Hopeless!
[Goukai throws his black gem into the air, it turns into the sword and hits him in the head.]
Goukai: Ouch.
Tidbit 3:
[Alex meets up with Greg, Zouchey, Chi, and Goukai. Zouchey hugs Alex.]
Zouchey: I missed you!
Alex: And I've missed you too Zouchey.
[Greg looks at Alex with puppy dog eyes.]
Alex: You too, dumb a**.
Greg: My a** isn't dumb! It can talk.
Tidbit 4:
[The elevator doors open, Jewel smirks.]
Jewel: Hello all.
Chi: s**t.
Alex: ********: Twinkies?
Zouchey: Did you just say jinkies?
Greg: Twinkies!
Tidbit 5:
[While Zouchey is in the arena; Greg, Goukai, Alex, and Chi watch in the stands.]
Greg: I'm bored.
Alex: Read this.
[Alex tosses Greg a book.]
Goukai: Pick-up lines by Alexzander Q Noel?
Greg: Read them to me!
[Goukai opens the book.]
Goukai: Want to go ******** like -
[Goukai closes the book and hands it to Greg.]
Goukai: Read them to yourself...
Tidbit 6:
[Matrix is tired up; Goukai pulls the duct tape off his mouth.]
Goukai: What?
Matrix: I just want to know, why is the dog tied to my a**?
[Spark's mussle is stuck behind Matrix's behind.]
Zouchey: He wouldn't shut up.
Tidbit 7:
[Minna is gone, Goukai won't speak to anybody. Greg and Zouchey sit on the couch.]
Zouchey: We haven't done anything in two days...
Greg: I made an a** imprint on the couch...
Tidbit 8:
[Goukai carries Minna, trying to escape the research center.]
Goukai: You know how to get out?
Minna: Nope!
[The alarm goes off.]
Minna: We're ******** now, baby!
Tidbit 9:
[Alex scartches his head.]
Alex: How did you change the Dark Night back to Minna?
Goukai: Heh...
[Goukai spins around.]
Goukai: Using the Ultimate Female Orgasam!
Tidbit 10:
[At home, Minna spots Ork.]
Minna: Hey gay buddy!
Ork: Hey straight buddy!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:07 am
rofl Very funny Ace. More I say, MORE!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:37 pm
wow those where really funny! blaugh rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:46 pm
Here's one for the next plot arc in Flaming Snowball:
A rainy night stows down upon Camdene; walking on the street is Max and Biff. Max is holding up an umbrella with Biff carrying a bag of groceries.
Biff: Some night to go for a walk.
Max: I like the rain! It’s fun!
Max’s tail wags as he grabs Biff shoulder and nuzzles his head against the fox.
Max: You know what else is fun…
Biff: Heh, you –
Max stops and his nose twitches.
Biff: What’s wrong?
Max: I smell… wet dog.
Biff: Huh?
Max lets go of Biff’s arm and runs forward and halts at any alley. Biff gets a sweat drop; Max screams.
Max: IT’S A DEAD BODY!
Biff runs over to sniveling Max.
Max: Saikoro must have hit another dog with your car…
Biff: This is no time to be making jokes.
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