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 Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:11 pm
Every other guild has one so I thought we should too!
Here's how you play:
Someone makes a wish, for example-
I wish I had a pet wolf.
Then, you corrupt the wish, turn it bad-
Wish granted, but the wolf is rabid and mauls you, leaving you a mess on the floor.
To start everyone off, here is a wish:
I wish I could figure out proofs in Geometry. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:03 am
Tharkun-kazad
I wish I could figure out proofs in Geometry. sweatdrop
Granted, but everytime you solve a proof a puppy dies sweatdrop I wish I could speak French
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:09 pm
Wish granted, but you can no longer speak English.
I wish I could sleep. -_-
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:21 pm
For capricornicus = Granted. You are now fluent in French. However, every time you speak it, the phlegm in your throat multiplies and increases your chance of choking without the ability to spit it out.
For Tharkun-kazad = Granted, but you'll never wake up again.
I wish for a box of ritz crackers.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:41 pm
Wish granted, but for some reason, the box was soaked in... something... and now all the crackers are soggy...
Gah... I dunno... I want my brother to STOP LISTENING TO RAP!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:49 pm
Wish granted, but he starts listening to Country. =_=
I wish I was pres of the US.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:02 pm
GRANTED you are now Gearge W. Bush....
Congratulations!!!! I wish I had a granola bar.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:29 pm
Garnted, but it's your last piece of food, because you killed someone and you asked for a granola bar for your last meal.
I wish the war would stop.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:39 pm
Granted. The war has ended in huge nuclear fight. What is left of the world is in nuclear holocaust and only rats and twinkies have survived. I wish for a kleenex
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:45 pm
(Woo hoo RATS!) Ehem ninja , granted but it spontaneously combusts.
I wish I knew why some people are idiots.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:06 pm
(ooo....I love fire....)
Granted, you are now the most idiotic person on earth!!!!
You understand nothing, which gives you the best understanding of idiots!
I wish for the Raiders to win the Super Bowl this year.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:19 pm
(Fooseball rolleyes ) Granted, but the world is so surprised that the Raiders actually won a game that it implodes.
I wish I had something to snack on. domokun
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:23 pm
Granted, however, your snack was not dead yet so it turns on you and kills you before you can take a bite.
I wish I were a better writer
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:27 pm
Wish granted, but people kill you and eat you just to see if they can obtain some of your former greatness.
I wish some of my friends didn't think I was a PotHead Satanist. =_=
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:32 pm
Granted, now they think you are Satan himself!
I wish my dad weren't so disappointed in me
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