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 Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:53 pm
Have you ever heard about the Chuck Norris Facts? Well I hope so because this game is just like those except for they are about Voldemort!
Example:
P1: Voldemort isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Voldemort.
P2: Voldemort's tears cure cancer too bad he never cries.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:29 am
Voldemort drives an ice cream truck covered in Muggle skulls.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:11 pm
The chief export of Voldemort is Avada Kedavra.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:43 am
Voldemort's robes are made from the skin of muggles.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:29 pm
Voldemort can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:56 pm
voldemort can murder a child, AND steal its candy (NOT cool! scream )
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:32 pm
Mr. T and Chuck Norris may have created the universe, but Voldemort made Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:07 am
Voldemort can believe its not butter!
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:39 pm
Voldemort can eat just one chip.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:44 pm
Voldemort is so evil that even Satan thinks he's bad *apparently he killed my sis in a dream once too*
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:06 pm
Only Voldemort can prevent forest fires.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:35 pm
Voldemort went to McDonald's to order a Whopper and got one.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:22 pm
Voldemort doesnt take let cat out of the bag, he takes the bag out of the cat. confused
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:04 pm
Voldemort can win connect four with only three moves.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:41 pm
Voldemort can look directly at an eclipse.
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