Are you ready for this???
that was when i took a s**t this morning
Here are my rants!!!
Snow White: Her stepmother killed her three times originally, and each time except for the last, the dwarves were able to save her. THATS MOTHER ******** ILLOGICAL. Her skin wasn't as white as it should have been, she looked practiacally like a ******.
Sleeping Beauty: nothing wrong i can think of.
Cinderella: Mice aren't suppose to talk!!! therefore, cinderalla was mentally insane the whole movie. i hate crazy bitches, there was this one girl where i was eatin her p***y and then all the sudden she turned on me and queefed in my face. And what on earth were those dresses that her sisters wore. They looked as though they were shaking thier butts as they walked, which was sexy. (side note: in the cartoon, her father died before the stepmother grew mean and bitter, so i call BULLSHIT) Cinderella originally went to the three balls (lol) and each time eluded the prince, until the last night when she was dtf and totally got it in.
Peter Pan: The lost boys were suppose to go home with Wendy and grow up. And they waited too long to make the second one. Peter should not having worn tights, honestly what 40 year old, milfy, fun loving, out door girl wears tights? me, that's who.
Aladdin: I think it would have been cool to have Aladdin still have a hot mom like he should have (who shouldnt have a milf?). Has anyone ever read the origianl Aladdin, you shouldn't cause it ******** SUCKS.
Pocahontas: The princess was about 10 when John Smith came to thier world, and she never fell in love with him.
My favorite Princess would have to be Jasmine because I love her hairy c**t, her style of clothing and everything about her p***y.
btw heres a pic of me chillin with ma ladies
