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This is my First Ever Fanfic!
Hope You Enjoy! OOC!
Why can't I own Naruto???
As everyone in the Akatsuki Why was sleeping, or should I say almost everyone was sleeping, Tobi was busy cleaning up the last party's mess.The Akatsuki used to take turns,
but then Deidara starting blasting the place, resulting in three or four damaged hide-outs.Tobi was a good boy, so he volunteered to clean.Tobi, however, never even went
to the parties, for some of Hidan's swearing while he was drunk was unbearable.Konan would only stay for a half hour, then tired-ly make her way to bed.Kukuzu wouldn't
eat anything, but instead wait for the right time(when everyone was drunk)to go take their money.That's why Deidara told Kukuzu that if he wanted their money, he
would have to pay for the beer.Guess who won?The Uchiha would grimly sit, and when someone would force him to drink, oh, that's when the party started.
Kisame never did have a good time at parties, for once drunk, would be forced to watch Finding Nemo over and over and over and...you get the point.The only
really-bad party was when Pein showed up too early.Luckily, Sasori put on a puppet show to distract Pein.Still, Pein got really ticked when Deidara and Zetsu started
to sing
THIS IS PEIN
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN
HE'S GOT NO BRAIN
HE CAN"T MAINTAIN
A DROP OF RAIN... (un)
@copyright MINE NO USEY!!!!!!
Anyway, Konan woke up the earliest of the members who got to sleep,walked out into the hallway,and went into her personal bathroom(hey, she's the
only female!).After doing her hair, she went downstairs(are there two floors?),ate breakfast, and put on her earphones.Hidan's music was about to play
*Music Playing*(Prayer by Disturbed)
But even worse than the the music was the chorus of "TURN THAT FREAKIN' THING OFF!!!!!"s.
Hidan-"Take everything awaaaa---yyyyyy!'(note from me,imagine Hidan for a moment singing that in his undergarments *note undergarmentS*) "in out piched voice.
Deidara kun had said he was going to blast that amp, and he wasn't kidding.Just as Konan was about
to take her headphones off she heard a loud BANG! Everyone said,"Deidara," in an identical tone(not a good tone).Deidara said ,"What, un?"Everyone made an
mean-obvious glare.After much silence, Konan said she hated that stupid amp anyway.After little silence, everyone BUT Hidan muttered in agreement.
Later, after a grudging Deidara cleaned the dishes,the Akatsuki had a meeting.the Uchiha leisurly sat down, expecting to "win" this meeting.But never could he
have suspected that Konan would be against him!
"Okay guys-(Konan)Ahem!-(Pein) whatever, people,our meeting was announced by Kisame please?(Kisame)Thanks.As you may know, I have been having bad
dreams lately.This little orange and white fish has been swimming around me all night,And The song of Just Keep Swimmin' is too much.So no more parties.
Itachi-No!!!!Parties Rule!!!!Konan-But think, no more Finding Nemo, No more Uchiha Disco Dance, no more money at all, which will mean no
CLAY and PUPPETS,no more eating the garbage,no more cleaning messes that aren't yours(bad boy tobi!),no more music while you're trying to pray,
no more puppet shows for Pein, and I can sleep peacefully!
Everyone Stared Blankly.That was the FIRST time Konan talked that much.Well, except to Pein , but she still never talked that much.
However,besides the fact that everyone lost from it, they still had parties, but Konan was never at the parties anyway, soo...
@You cannot use this.It solingly belongs to ME (xXxOrigamixXxKonanxXx)
Sorry it is short I know it's lame but it was my first so ..yeah...
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