Ahoy tharrr me crew of buccaneers, don't tell me any of you scabbardly blighters have not heard of what a wonderous day be today.

Today be the day with "AAAAAAAARRRRRRR"s aplenty where we honour our brethren with a silly manner of speaking.

Today be the day to honour Peter Sarrrrrrsgaarrrrrrrrd for his roles in the movies Jarrrrrrrhead and Garrrrrrrden State.

Today is the day to rant of the delicious bringer of all things that be good, RUM.