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OK... first off, not the least bit surprised Javert's cupcake's have pink icing. And the apron probably has a pie with 4 and 20 blackbirds, hand ebroidered by Javert himself. (If anyone can name that reference, you have a new best friend, because I'll love you forever!) Anyway...

Cosette will bring her broom to help clean up after the party. She hates feeling like she didn't help.
Enjolras will bake a cake and cover it in red icing to be his flag... unfortunately, he'll get carried away and try to wave it, covering Marius in cake and icing.
Grantaire will bring a bottle of brandy.
Eponine will bring... herself... and a cute hat.
Valjean will bring bread... he was going to feed his sister and her child, but a party is much more important.
The Bishop will provide a soft candlelight, but unfortunately will not be able to find his candlesticks after the party.
The Thenardiers will bring glasses to drink from.
Fantine will bring a gentleman guest... and mysteriously disappear once or twice throughout the evening.
Marius will also bring a gentleman guest... yes.





OK... so, based on my above list, next question. Marius has just come out to Cosette. She tells him she also has something to tell him. Who has Marius secretly been seeing behind Cosette's back? And what is Cosette's secret?

"I feel.... horrible..." muttered Enjolras, walking into the cafe, plopping down in a chair and letting his head drop onto the table.
"What happened?" asked Joly
"I don't know, but I woke up in an alley near Rue Plumet, feeling dizzy and with the worse headache I've ever experienced..."
"s**t." Said Courfeyrac
"Should we tell him?" Asked Feuilly.
"What...?" Muttered Enjolras
"Well, last night you were acting really weird...." Began Feuilly
"Even though you hadn't had any alcohol..." added Grantaire
"And you slept with Pontmercy's girlfriend." Said Courfeyrac bluntly
"WHAT!?!"
"I think she put something in your drink, man."
"I WAS RAPED!?!"
"Yeah, well..."
"I HAD TAKEN A VOW OF CHASTITY!!! Why didn't any of you stop me!?"
"What's chastity?" asked Courfeyrac
"We didn't think it right to intervene..." muttered Jehan innocently.


"Cosette...? My dear....?" Asked Marius meekly.
"Yes, love?"
"Why is it that our son looks nothing like me...?" He whinned
"Well, Marius, I have a confession to make..."
And before she could finish, the confession burst through the door.
"Now, see here!" Said Enjolras "Its not really...." He seemed at a lost for words "Normally I'm generous, and its not like me to abandon a child... but this just isn't something I asked for, infact, something very special was taken from me that night and... Well, the point is I'm not paying child support because this was not my doing.... Huh...? It can't be mine. There's nobody in my family with red hair...."
"Well, you see..." Muttered Cosette nervously
"Hey guys! Guess what!? There was a ******** two-for-one special at the bakery, so the guy gave me two loaves of bread and I only had to flash him once! In't that great!?" Came a voice from the window. Everybody turned and looked at the auburn haired gamine.
"Oh, s**t..." Muttered Eponine "I have to go.... ummm... go feed my.... an...antelope. Yeah, my antelope is hungry." and she scurried off.
"Is that even possible...?" Asked a very disturbed Marius
"Unfortunately. Fangirls, such as the writer, have the power to defy the laws of science." Answered Enjolras "I learned that the hard way."

And as if enough disturbing things hadn't happened that day, the writer walked into the house, picked up the baby, and ate it in one bite.
"There, now you guys don't have to worry about it and you can go on living you're lives as if nothing had happened."

Fin


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Javert has a dirty little secret. Valjean knows what it is. Chaos ensues.

(and please, for the love of Victor Hugo, don't make Javert's secret be that he's in love with Valjean ....)

Because Marius was there.
"Eponine, I've been waiting for you! I have something I need to tell you." He's smiling
"What is is Monsieur Marius...?" Askes a hopeful Eponine
"Well, I've been meaning to tell you that you're very special to me."
"Really?"
"Yes, you mean alot to me."
"Really!?"
"You're irreplaceable."
"You really mean that!?!"
"And I just don't know what I would do without you..."
"Oh, Monsuier Marius!"
"...because nobody delivers the mail like you do! I mean, when I use the postal service, my letters always get lost or take weeks to get there. Without you, I might never get a letter to Cosette... So to show my appreciation I'm going to give you a tip with this letter!" He says, shoving a letter addressed to Cosette and a 5 franc piece into Eponine's hand.
"My sentiments exactaly, Monsuier Marius..."


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Marius, being an emo kid therefor having an appreciation for old school games, just got a copy of the original Oregon Trail.
Who does he put in his wagon party, and how do they all die?

"THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!" Declared Marius, dancing past Eponine.
"Why is that Monsieur Marius?"
"Because I won tickets to the DRDBBDD concert!!!" He sang
"The what?"
"Darkest Romance of Bloody Blades in the Darkness of Dark."
"Oh.... Oh my god, they're my favorite band!" Chimed in Eponine
"Really!?"
"Yeah, I have all their albums." She said.
"Do you want tickets? I won three of them, and Cosette and I only need two." Said Marius, who had entered the contest a couple hundred times.
"Sure..."

Shortly aftewards

" 'Parnasse!" Yelled Eponine, entering Montparnasse's house.
"What?"
"Have you ever heard of a band called 'Darkest Romance of Bloody Blades in the Darkness of Dark?'" She asked
"Unfortunately.... Emo music is Babet's guilty pleasure." He answered rolling his eyes.
"I need you to tell me everything you know about them."
"Well, at least one of them is actually a woman."
"Uh-huh..."
"And they're known for cutting themselves on stage."
"Like Iggy Pop?"
"No. Not like Iggy Pop.... Why are you asking me all of these questions anyway?" Asked Montparnasse.
"Because I got a free ticket and I have no idea who they are." She answered. Montparnasse shrugged
"You're better off scalping it to b***h with dyed hair and spending the evening with me."
"Yeah, probably..." Agreed Eponine, knowing that Marius would ignore her all night anyway.
"Come on then, lets go find some punk with lots of daddy's money to throw around who'll buy this ticket at an inflated price." Said Montparnasse, taking Eponines hand.

Outside the concert hall

"Darkest Romance of Bloody Blades in the Darkness of Dark.... Sounds like a tragic cry for help from oppressed youth!" Declared a fair haired revolutionary, staring at the poster. "We simply must support them."
"Cry for help? They're just crying because they can't get laid.." Scoffed Courfeyrac
"I somehow doubt their lyrics are very inventive..." Muttered Jehan
"Look! Over there! Its a bunch of punks with lots of their daddy's money to throw around!" Came a voice of a well dressed young man only a few yards away
"Where?" Answered his ragged companion.
"Right there!"
"Still don't see them!"
"Right there, huddled around the blonde in the flamboyant red vest!"
"Oh, I see them! Yeah, they defiantly come from loaded families, they'll pay for tickets at an a crazy inflated price for sure!"
"Are they talking about us?" Said Laigle
"Good evening gentlemen!" Began Montparnasse, approaching them "I see you pining over a poster of a sold out concert?"
"No, we really don't want to...." Began Feuilly
"Yes! All the depressing imagery in their title alone! There dark and torn asunder clothes! I would buy 20 tickets to put money in the pockets of these miserable citizens who are obviously are screaming because they are being crushed by on oppressive government!" Interrupted an all to enthusiastic Enjolras
"Sure... Thats it exactly..." Muttered Montparnasse, reaching into his pocket and pulling out three tickets "So since its for a... good cause.... you won't mind paying 300 francs for three tickets?"
"Thats outrageous!" Declare Jehan
"Enjolras, they're definatly scalpers." Said Combeferre
"I don't think so. Look at the way there dressed! All... ripped and... full of darkness... They've gotta be with the band." Insisted Enjolras
"Then why are they charging such ridicules prices...?" Asked Feuilly.
"Premium seats!" Declared Montparnasse.
"We'll take them!"
"For the love of the republic..."
"Why do we follow this guy?"
"Because he's sexy." Muttered Grantaire in a drunken stupor.
As soon as they had there money, Montparnasse and Eponine slipped away into the shadows.
"Hmm... Theres only three tickets... I guess we can't all go..." Began Enjolras
"Its a damn shame." Muttered Bahoral sarcastically.
"Well, I'll give them to you guys. I didn't really want to see them, just support them." Said Enjolras, and he was answered by a groan from the rest of his merry band.
"Hmm... I'll give one to Jehan, because nobody appreciates art like you do."
"I really don't want..."
"And one to Joly, because everybody loves a red head."
"But its gonna be dirty and full of drugs; and not the good k..."
"And I'll give to last one to Combeferre, because I appreciate you."
"This really isn't necessary..."

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Eponine tugged on Montparnasse's sleeve.
"Yes?"
"How'd you get three tickets?"
"What do you mean?"
"I only gave you one."
"No, you gave me three. They were just all stuck together."
"Well. Damn."
"What now?"
"I guess Marius gave me all his tickets then..."
"Why do you bother with this guy!?" Said Montparnasse
"Well...." Began Eponine
"When you can have an moi?" Monparnasse struck a pose and "sexy back" began playing
"Ptth, Marius? What the hell was I thinking!" Agreed Eponine

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"Now what do we do with these tickets...?" Muttered Joly
"Shall we scalpe them again?" Wondered Jehan
"Who would buy them?" Said Joly
"I think I know who...." Murmured Combeferre. "Guys, do we know any emo kids?"
"Yeah, Pontemercy." Answered Jehan
"Incidentally, who happens to be the biggest idiot we know?" Continued Combeferre

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"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Screamed Marius
"Whats the matter, darling?" Asked Cosette
"I lost the tickets!?!"
"Its a damn shame...."
"And I had been practicing my dancing all week.... Watch this!" Said Marius, standing in place looking at his feet and swaying slightly.
"Hey, Pontemercy!" Called Jehan
"We've been looking for you!" Said Combeferre
"Why?" asked Marius
"Because we have these tickets we really don't want, and we're willing to sell them to you for the low, low price of..." Began Joly
"I'LL BUY ALL THREE!!"
"Why do you need three?" Asked Cosette
"So I can have a souvenir."


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So in the end, Montparnassed used the money to buy sexy lingerie, which Eponine turned around and sold to 40 year old perverts for crack money after only afew uses; Enjolras realized that some people deserve to be oppressed by the government after he purchased all 6 of Darkest Romance of Bloody Blades in the Darkness of Dark's albums; Joly used his money to take Feuilly out to a romantic dinner, Jehan and Combeferre used theirs to empty out a used bookstore; Cosette had a miserable time at the concert and Marius didn't even notice her slip out the back after only two songs because he was too busy looking at his feet and swaying slightly. He slit his wrists later that night, but he went across the street so he survived.


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Fin

Yes, I have been terribly busy, October is like the only month in which I have a irl life.

it's ok...

lol... this will be interesting
Javert had a secret mistress who bore a child not long after he committed suicide drowned and that child has only one living descendant who is sitting here on the forum right now waiting to see me reveal the truth about them
Valjean, before prison, was like an eager young stallion horse and had many children he never even knew about, and the youngest great great great great grandaughter has now joined a convent but is also in love with a man that she doesn't know is Enjolras's descendant who is wooing her, Enjy had a secret love child with a cancan dancer
Eponine had no children, but her sister's great great great granddaughter is currently attacking Marius's and Cosette's great great great great granddaughter because she is in love with the man that is love with Cosette and Marius's descendant

EDIT: sorry forgot to put a new question... What is each character's favorite guilty pleasure, could be anything from a tv show to a kids toy they find addicting (lol, that just made me think of something, if you are planning on answering do not look at this because I hate to give people ideas The Amis playing Yu-Gi-Oh anyway, what does each character secretly like that they don't want anyone else to know about? And what happens when the rest find out about the others' guilty pleasures? (I think we know what Javvy's would be if I were writing it!)