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 Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:43 pm
Post your favorite quotes from the show in this thread!
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:00 pm
Jim said i could buy a gaydar online. Do you wanna form an alliance with me? Come on, were going to asian hooters 
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:31 pm
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica heart
I'm not supersticious, I'm just a littlesticious... rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:23 pm
"Is there a God? Well if there isn't what are all these churches for?"
"Hug it out, b***h"
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
"So where are you shipping your foot?"
"The Shrutes produce very thirsty babies."
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:22 pm
  I know your PMSing really bad right now.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:45 pm
"No. I didn't mention that you cooked your foot."
There are actually a lot, but I'll post them as they come to me.
@ Space_Grace:
Hey, two of the quotes you named are actually on the products they have in the dollar bins at Target. ...They had a bunch of Office products (notepads, magnets, and whatnot) in the dollar bins, and a lot of them had funny quotes and stuff.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:13 pm
That is awesome! I should go there and check those out, I don't know if my Target will have them though... On a related topic, I bought one of those key chains from NBC.com that you press a button and it says six different quotes. I love that thing! The batteries are probably going to die soon though...
Another one:
"Who wants some of my man meat?"
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:39 am
"So...you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?"
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:56 am
"Today I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer. Jim Halpert tried to convince me that I comitted murder, I think he may be the real murderer."
I forgot about that quote until I saw it on Youtube.
"Identity theft is not a joke Jim, millions of families suffer from it every year!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:57 pm
Space_Grace That is awesome! I should go there and check those out, I don't know if my Target will have them though... On a related topic, I bought one of those key chains from NBC.com that you press a button and it says six different quotes. I love that thing! The batteries are probably going to die soon though... Another one: "Who wants some of my man meat?" "Michael, Dwight wants your man meat!" "Well my mean meat he shall have."
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:04 pm
"If this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:35 pm
Two new quotes from this week's episode
Angela: "I don't want Garbage, I want Sprinkles."
Micheal: "Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake."
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:45 pm
"Tit for tit"
"No, I didn't tell her you cooked your foot."
if I think of more, I'll post them!
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:12 am
Creed: "Turns out I have grandkids...and kids!"
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