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 Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:15 pm
Do you have a question that's been buzzing around in your head for quite some time? Why not post it? From the most bizarre to the simplest, here is where you can post your deep, or shallow, questions of life. We'll attempt to give you an answer...or something along the lines of an answer. You do not need to answer a question to post your own.
First question:
Which was invented first: toast or the toaster? Explain your reasoning.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:56 pm
Toast
You don't need a toaster to make toast. You just need a heat source and a metal pan.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:56 pm
I think it was the toast because, think about it. What are you when you in deep trouble? TOAST!!! xd BEsides, you can make toast on the stove,my Nana taught me how to.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:13 pm
Ah, but without the toaster, is it really toast? Or is it just burnt bread? Or heated bread?
Besides, a heat source and a metal pan...isn't that sort of a toaster? So then wouldn't the toaster have come first?
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:21 pm
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um no...I meant a pan. They are used for other things other than toast.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:31 pm
YOu could use a grill too, yah know. That's used for other things too!
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:37 pm
Now what was that age old question?
Why do they sell hot dog buns in packages of 10, but only sell hot dogs in packages of 8?
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:02 am
I got another one...
If classical music makes you smarter and rock music makes you dumber, what does classical music played by a rock band do? Rock music played by a symphony orchestra?
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:41 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:00 am
I've also wondered about the whole hot dog/bun thing. It doesn't make sense. But then again, life doesn't make sense, and that's why we have this little thread.
I have a solution to the music question: listen to everything all at once. xD
Here's one:
If you get your pancreas removed, which makes insulin, does that technically make you diabetic?
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:41 pm
I'm pretty sure it makes you dead.
As for hot dogs and buns, it's made that way so that you are forced to buy more.
"Oh crap I'm out of hot dogs, but I still have some buns. I have to go buy more hot dogs."
"Now I'm out of buns. Well back to the store."
And the cycle only ends after.....
10-8
2-8
10-6
4-8
10-4
6-8
10-2
8-8
about eight times of buying hot dogs and buns.
My questions (i've had these for a while):
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If there is a toucan bird, is there a onecan bird? (I made that one when I was eight)
If we are all here to serve othrs, then what the hell are the others here for?
Why do clocks run clockwise?
Has anyone else noticed that a person's name seems to affect their future?
What the hell happened to rap? (it used to be political and talk about how bad life was and how it needed to change and now its.....bleggghh)
How has Lil John managed to make an entire career off of three words and appearing in other people's music videos?
What right does Amy Lee have to hogging that much musical talent? Leave some for the rest of us.
(For catholics) If God is the Trinity, how are you monotheistic? Is God just schizophrenic?
Why the hell do guys think they're better than girls? (wait...I know that one...it's cause they outsmarted the guys into thinking they were better while they ran things from behind the scenes...very clever.)
Why does wearing a pentacle apparently mean I'm a (yes you can laugh, I did) "satanic baby-eater"?
Why are prophet and profit so similar?
Why exactly is socialiized medicine a bad thing?
Republicans for Voldemort. Just thought I'd bring it up.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:45 pm
I'm just gonna post my question..
Why isn't there a Burger Queen!?!?!
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:34 pm
Cause. There is a Dairy Queen.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:42 pm
But thats not a burger its more like a pair of lips. Woah.. I just thought of something... >__>;;;
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:55 pm
Similar names can get a corporation sued. Especially a big name like Burger King.
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