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 Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:20 am
Yeah, I know it's at least 100 years old and incredibly corney, but it's also pleasurably guilty.
Just set your Media Player to Random and fill in the blanks for the soundtrack to your life.
Opening Credits:
Lead or Gold - Running Wild
Running Wild make a mockery of the THX Sound Test as they RIP THE AUDIENCE'S EARS OFF to kick things off.
Waking Up:
Tell the Truth (Live) - Derek & the Dominos
It's chill, bluesy, and takes 11 minutes to complete. Yep, sounds like my morning.
First Day of School:
I Feel Like Funkin' It Up - Rebirth Brass Band
I enter school in a panty-melting communist whrilwind of funk that liberates the education system of the dreaded social hierarchy! At least until gym class when I'm completely immasculated during a game of Kill The Kid With The Ball...
Falling in Love:
When The Music's Over - The Doors
Smell that, kids? That's oven-fresh ironic foreshadowing!
Breaking Up:
What'd I Say - John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers
Well, looks like I'm getting off with a pretty easy break-up on my end. And with a percussion solo, no less.
Prom:
Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper
Damn... while everyone else gets to dance and get hammered and have fun I stay up in my attic having sex with a doll... Well... at least the doll wont throw up in my lap at the end of the night.
Life's Okay:
On the Outside - The Kinks
Well, so far so good as The Kinks bring me into the real world with the very appropriate closing track of Sleepwalker.
Mental Breakdown:
Don't Know Why - Eric Clapton
"AND IIII'M JUST SITTING HERE... CRYYYYHYHYYYYYING! AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! (I don't know why!) AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! (I don't know why!) AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYHYYYYHYYYYY DON'T CARE!" It's hard to have a better manic-depressive songwriter than Eric Clapton during his solo career..
Driving Scene:
Get Down - Curtis ********. Yes. It's even harder not to feel sly when Curtis is kicking out the jams.
Flashback:
Misirlou - California Guitar Trio
Flashback to my epic sword duel with Antonio Benderez. On top of a train. With a curly mustache.
Getting Back Together:
Spread Your Wings - Blind Guardian
"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN GO BETTER! BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREE MAN!"Oh Blind Guardian... you always know just what to sing.
Wedding:
Hellion - W.A.S.P.
Her father objects? Should've held your peace, but now you'll rest in it, old man! ANOTHER SWORD DUEL!
Birth of Child:
Anguish and Fear - Yngwie Malmsteen
Says it all right there. My wife's v****a will be lined with smoke machines and strobe lights.
Final Battle:
Super Bad - James Brown
You dare to challenge me, Austin Aries? Hoo! Yeah! Ugh! Get Down! The power of the Funk shall aid me!
Death Scene:
Nettie Moor - Bob Dylan
Noooo! The Funk has failed me! The Folk is left to bring me home! Fortunately Bob Dylan's older raspy voice is very appropriate for a teary send-off as I whisper the location of my buried treasure to Aries...1060 West Addison, Chicago, Illinois. wink
Funeral Song:
Alone, 6 AM - George Duke
And the master of Jazz-Fusion Keyboard shows up in person to console my grieving loved ones with a teary Jazz instrumental... David DeFeis was preoccupied, but hell, this is just as good.
End Credits:
Funky Situation - The Commodores
Such is life, The Commodores... such is life...
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:50 am
Opening Credits: "Spice" - Sex Machineguns (Perfect way to start a totally obscure and obsessive life! ;D)
Waking Up: "Boba Fett's Vette" - MC Chris (I have no idea where in the hell my bed is, but it's prolly somewhere badass.)
First Day of School: "Wo Bist Du" - Rammstein (That's just depressing.....)
Falling in Love: "Hikari (remix)" - Utada Hikaru (Well, couldn't get a more extremely overused song....least it fits.)
Breaking Up: "MISTY HEARTBREAK" - access (If I'm breaking up to access, I have absolutely no qualms about that.)
Prom: "Reincarnation Flow" - Duel Jewel (******** Okay: "Tsuki no Ie" - Outlaw Star OST (D'awww, I love this song! And it does represent life being most okay! <3)
Mental Breakdown: "Katamari Mambo" - We Love Katamari OST (I don't wanna know what kinda breakdown I have....)
Driving Scene: "Siren" - Sex Machineguns (Driving is gonna be AWESOME!)
Flashback: "Stripped (KMFDM mix)" - Rammstein (What kind of flashback am I having here?)
Getting Back Together: "Around the World" - Daft Punk (The hell, do we get stuck together on a balloon trip that goes around the world in 80 days?)
Wedding: "COSMIC RUNAWAY [Re-SYNC STYLE -LONG VERSION-]" - access (Not only is the BEST WEDDING EVER, but it looks like I'mma elope!)
Birth of Child: "LYIN' EYES [BIG APPLE MIX]" - access (Though it's access, the fact my child's apparently gonna be a liar and have a giant adam's apple isn't very comforting....)
Final Battle: "Sakurajima (live)" - Sex Machineguns (Least the final encounter will be majorly badass.)
Death Scene: "Enjoy the Silence" - Depeche Mode (Iiiiiirrrrrooonnnnyyyyyy~!)
Funeral Song: "Heut ist Mein Tag" - Blumchen (Did people hate me so much they actually celebrated to poppy German music when I died?)
End Credits: "Horobi no Umi ni Shozumi Yuku Mono" - Duel Jewel (Sad, but fitting way to end it all. =w=)
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Prince Kira Ukonvasara Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:20 am
This seems quite familiar... http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=8424059Oh well, I didn't do running commentary on mine the last two times so I'll do it again for this thread. Opening Credits:
"Raining Blood" - Slayer
Apparently my opening credits wanted to be fuxxin hardxcore~! That or they wanted to wake people up since you know people would be waiting in line to see my film longer than for Halo 3.
Waking Up:
"Throw Some Water In" - Lee "Scratch" Perry & The Upsetters
Thank you legendary reggae artist Lee Perry, for making me realize there is a world around me and to enjoy that world I need some H2O to keep myself healthy.
First Day of School:
"Going Down" - The Pillows
I don't think I would be giving head for crack on my first day of school, so I'm going to take this as the /other/ going down.
Falling in Love:
"Since I've Been Loving You" - Led Zeppelin
Way to be highly appropriate Led Zeppelin! Seven minutes also gives me plenty of time for a montage before the inevitable...
Breaking Up:
"Intro~5MC+1DJ~ (Theme from nobodyknows+ pt.13)" - nobodyknows+
Needless to say this wouldn't be the last time I broke up to some guy saying "5MC and 1DJ" over and over...
Prom:
"Mannish Boy" - Muddy Waters
Becoming a man never felt so good thanks to this heavy on harmonica track by Muddy Waters, complete with people screaming in the background.
Life's Okay:
"Baby" - Tenacious D
As usual Tenacious D fails to make any sense whatsoever, but shows up for the hell of it. My addiction to heroin begins here I'm pretty sure...
Mental Breakdown:
"Gandara" - Animetal
Eizo Sakamoto starts my mental breakdown off with a scream as we go into a theme of some old Japanese show, probably about giant monsters, that has been metalized. "GANDARA, GANDARA!!!"
Driving Scene:
"Bridge of Death" - Manowar
What better song to drive around to than a really long one by Manowar...well there are probably a ton, but they are not TR00 fool.
Flashback:
"Cold, Hard Fact" - Overkill
I recall the time I destroyed Akzeriuth, fought my first Yoma, and knocked out Joe Frazier. Good times...
Getting Back Together:
"Jiken" - Yoshihisa Hirano and Hideki Taniuchi (From the 1st Death Note OST)
BOKU NO KACHI! Although I have no idea how this fits with getting back together...
Wedding:
"Don & Dupes (Feat. Pinchers)" - Buju Banton
Some Dancehall Reggae for this joyous occasion. It's perfect because all the white people there will think they're the only ones who can't understand what the hell Buju is saying when in reality no one can.
Birth of Child:
"Sorcerers" - Angel Witch
My "magic wand" has been put to good use many times, but this time a baby pops out. Thanks to Angel Witch I can have my cake and eat it too since nothing goes better with child birthing than singing about dancing around people's graves.
Final Battle:
"Hell Raise" - Outworld
Oh ********, the rebel army has finally made it to my door step. I grab my hat and robe, sword and shield, ocarina and horse, and set out to do battle. I may not come back alive, but I'll take many of them with me.
Death Scene:
"Inside" - Pain of Salvation
Apparently I can't just end up with a sword lodged inside me and die, I have to reflect upon the horrors of war while waiting for this PoS song to finish. Thanks...
Funeral Song:
"Angel Attack III" - Neon Genesis Evangelion (From 2nd NGE OST)
Holy s**t, an Angel attacks at my funeral and a giant robot battle ensues! I couldn't ask for a more awesome send off than this...
End Credits:
"Find The Sun" - Mostly Autumn
A tear jerking ending theme by MA gives my audience something to think about as they leave the theater. Mostly it's about when I'll be getting my Academy Award.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:39 pm
My music collection nearly doubled since that last thread, so this should be fairly different.
Opening Credits:
Agent Steel - "Avenger"
Speed metal is always the best way to start off a movie. Apparently this song is about a prophesied dude who will corrupt the world. Fitting!
Waking Up:
Skyclad - "The Present Imperfect"
Starts off very softly, then picks up. A fairly angry, political song about how bureaucracy sucks. Maybe foreshadowing the lame, boring jobs I'm going to have?
First Day of School:
Iron Maiden - "Die With Your Boots On"
School is a ******** battlefield, and if you're going to fail, FAIL WITH YOUR BOOTS ON.
Falling in Love:
Boris - "Farewell"
A psychadelic, groovy stoner song from a Japanese band. I guess I'm saying goodbye to my life as a single dude.
Breaking Up:
Manowar - "Guyana "Cult of the Damned"
My girlfriend and I broke up because she got involved in a suicide cult. sad
Prom:
Bal-Sagoth - "Cry Havoc for Glory, and the Annihilation of the Titans of Chaos (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part III)"
MOST EPIC PROM EVER. Apparently my high school was right in the middle of the war between the Hyperborean Empire and Lord Angsaar, the Dark Liege of Chaos. Luckily we still got to do the Cha-Cha Slide.
Life's Okay:
Ensiferum - "Tale of Revenge"
Well, life isn't really okay at this point, since I'm entirely consumed by the desire for revenge. For what? Possibly the dude who stole my prom date while I wasn't looking.
Mental Breakdown:
Judas Priest - "Genocide"
During my mental breakdown, I caused the death of an entire race of people. Headbutted each and every one of them to death.
Driving Scene:
Sigh - "Taste Defeat"
I'm kind of disillusioned during this car drive. Hating on salvation and suddenly feeling the desire to pray to Satan.
Flashback:
Savatage - "Devastation"
Flashback to the apocalypse. Obviously it must have been my former life, before the second cataclysm that wiped out history. Because there haven't been any armageddons during my time.
Getting Back Together:
Reverend Bizarre - "The March of the War Elephants"
In this movie, I'm a chubby chaser.
Wedding:
Slough Feg - "Baltech's Lament"
I'm once again disillusioned, this time because alien spores have been released that are turning everyone into half-man/half-wolf hybrids. Kind of ******** up the wedding when everyone felt the sudden urge to mark their territory.
Birth of Child:
Saint Vitus - "Born Too Late"
My first child was over a month late. And he ended up being a retro, 80's stoner. But that's cool with me. I bet my son got mad p***y.
Final Battle:
The Axis of Perdition - "Forms on the Other Side of Silence"
My final battle was against ******** CTHULHU. I ******** FOUGHT AN ELDER GOD!
Death Scene:
Kamelot - "Forever"
Well, Cthulhu kicked my a**. But that's alright, there's no shame in losing to an Elder God. And now I go off to join my fat, dead wife. Thank you, Kamelot, for making it sound romantic.
Funeral Song:
Labyrinth - "State of Grace"
"It's my world made of my dreams, far away from my fears and my sins...And so alone I rest in peace, and I finally feel a state of grace." ******** yeah, dude. Can't complain about that.
End Credits:
Iron Savior - "Starborn"
It begins with speed metal, and it ends with speed metal. At the end of my funeral, my coffin was shot into space...But inside, one of my fingers twitch. ROLL CREDITS. Obviously I will be back for more adventures.
Coming soon...
DARSON GRAYS II: DAR IN SPACE
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:14 pm
Opening Credits: I ******** Hate You- Godsmack
A good band from Boston for a guy from Boston how fitting. This song also lets the crowd who paid to see the movie know that they might have spent 10 bucks to get in the door, but I still hate them.
Waking Up: Sweating Bullets- Megadeth
I must have had one hell of a nightmare or my room needs an AC.
First Day of School: Silence Again- Jimmie’s Chicken Shack
Apparently I go mute sometime before I start school, and then go mute the first day of school.
Falling in Love: Epiphany- Staind
Falling in love to Staind I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing because then lead singer punched a wall when his girlfriend dumped him breaking his hand then he recorded a song while waiting for the ambulance.
Breaking Up: Invaders- Iron Maiden
If I am breaking up to this song it must mean she is leaving me for a Viking. God dam Viking first they kill my ancestor Brian Boru the first high king of Ireland in a six on one fight, but on a side note my ancestor kill all six of those Vikings one of which was the Viking King then died of his wounds. That is ******** METAl, and how every real man should want to go out.
Prom: Clint Eastwood- Gorlliaz
I am not sure what kind of prom I am going to have with this song, but it will be interesting.
Life's Okay: Serenity- Godsmack
This fits so well I was shocked.
Mental Breakdown: Oh, Oh, I Lover Her So- Ramones
Like all great men before me I will apparently be driven insane by a woman.
Driving Scene: Blast off to Nowhere- Powerman 5000
“Get me off this rock” what better words to hear as I use my tank to drive to work.
Flashback: Encendedor- Plastilina Mosh
I take it I am having a silent flash back since this song is a instrumental, but has lyrics in the background that no one seems to know.
Getting Back Together: You’re my Best Friend- Queen
I mean how can you not forgive anyone when you hear this song. I mean you hear this song you basically have to take them back.
Wedding: Another Love Song- Queens of the Stone Age
I take it by the song this marriage will end in a quick divorce
Birth of Child: Run to the Hills- Iron Maiden
That’s right run flee in terror Michelangelo ShadowStrike O’Brien have been born
Final Battle: Bled of Days- Static-X
It looks like my final battle will take anywhere from 3 days to 2 weeks to complete. After defeating Snake Plissken, Big Boss, Solid Snake, Venom, Sabertooth and Wolverine. Deadpool will stab me in the back with one of his Adamantium Katanas then behead me in true Samurai fashion then pick up my head an do Hamlet
Death Scene: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger- Daft Punk
I maybe dead now, but some day I will be back as a Super Cyborg. Then the world will tremble once more.
Funeral Song: Highway to Hell- AC/DC
I Might be going to hell, but I mean this is one of the greatest songs in rock history so I am not going to b***h about it.
End Credits: Paranoid- Black Sabbath
You better be Paranoid because when I come back as a Super Cyborg I am going to crack some ******** skulls.
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