Welcome, I suppose.
Visitors are rare here, for good reason. Did you ignore the "Beware" warning signs on your way in? Perhaps the ancient brush have already claimed them. One can never predict the actions of that troublesome wood--or the creatures that dwell within it.
My, aren't I making this place sound a little dangerous? Never fret, your health and safety shouldn't be overly jeopardized here... well, at least I believe so. Well, it seems I haven't introduced myself yet! My, how rude of me! Please accept my sincere appologies. The name is Falinore; Falli or Fal for short, if you prefer. Welcome to my home, as well as the home of my unicorns. Have a seat, make yourself comfortable!
Though, I warn, you may wish to be careful in choosing where you sit...

