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It all started with The Breakfast War. It was a gruesome war. The cereal came first. It was a tribe of people. They were the first on the planet! The cereal leaders made unfair rules, so people seperated from the "Main Cereal" with several people to make their own cereal tribes. But many died because they did not have farmers, or hunters, or any nessicary jobs. But there was one cereal, it was called: Hulos. The Hulos made the first money. Then some other cereal traders came and copied there idea. The Hulos were mad at the copiers. They found iron, and started making weapons! Like a bow, or a spear, like... basic stuff. The Hulos leaders wanted war. Some people didn't like this war. So they branched off with... my great great grandpa. He led them across The Red Milk Sea, with pancake powers, he parted the milk sea in half, so they could get through. After they were across, they made the village of Pan.

The village of Pan, it was a peaceful and almost perfect village. As time passed, there was dozens of different branchs of "foods". The village of Pan was a big city by then. Some people hated the others foods, some.... just wanted to be the only tribe on the planet. My great great grandpa, "Draob Lleh" was the leader of Pan. He had an advisor. Wocy Hp. He was a friend of Draob... but things got bad.... real bad. Wocy.... went bad. He was going to lead a group of hunters into the mountains... but instead... he became a traitor and started a village. The village of Waff. He hated the Pancakes. He wanted to kill them. I do not know why, but I think Wocy went nuts. By then, there were more advanced weapons... Swords, shields, more like medival aged weapons. It was bad. War started one day, the Waffles attacked the Pancakes... But the Pancakes were ready! They fought a gruesome battle.. but the Pancakes were victorious. Then.. war started all over. There were battles everywhere! I will not go into details.. but I will tell you who was left. The Muffins, Pancakes, Cereals, Bacons, Milk, Orange Juice, and many others. Those were just the main tribes. They all formed an alliance called.... "Breakfast"

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The Breakfast alliance lasted a many years. It was a normal day almost everyday. Like the textbooks at school. EXCEPT IT WASN'T WITH EGYPTIANS OR AMERICANS. Those copiers... Draob had three kids. Sucinad, Draob II, and Anayia. My great grandpa was Draob II, as you can guess. It was many years later, when Draob I died. Draob II was about 14 at the time. He was young, but a great leader. Draob dieing spread sorrow throughout the Breakfast alliance. But it also spread relieve... to the Waffles. Now that their leader was gone, the Pancakes had grown weaker.... or so they thought. Draob II (Which will be known as just Draob now.) was a better leader than Draob I. He had good strategies and tactics. So with all those years of building up their strength, the Waffles attacked the Pancakes. Dieing this way and that. It was worse than their first war. Only because one little detail. The Waffles found guns. The Pancakes were losing. Fast. Their only chance was to call reinforcements. The Muffins were close to them. So they sent a runner to the Muffins. They kept fighting and fighting until there was only 1000 troops left. They were running short on supplies. They NEEDed the Muffins. And they arrived. They were hiding, they somehow surrounded the Waffle troops. And they all went at once. It was over very quickly. The Pancakes had won! with the Muffins help. They still had lost alot of troops and supplies. But that battle was only a distraction. Boom! went a cannon on the other side of the city. The real battle was about to begin.

Alas...
I can not remember the rest right now!
So I will stop there.

OF COURSE NOT!

NUH UH!
IT'S THE RED MILK SEA!

mine is the red MILK Sea

Though the Biblical account of the parting of the Red Sea and the parting of the red milk sea have surface parallels, the rest of the story of pancake lore is quite distinct. For instance, Moses did not have an advisor who went nuts and started slaughtering innocent kinds of breakfast *shudders at the thought of such a ruthless act of evil* Merely a coincidence, which occurs in history quite often.

That... would be my apprentice.

*offers debby95 a cookie as a peace offering and says hi to everyone here*
Sorry I haven't properly introduced myself- anything you want to know, please feel free to PM me- I'm here pretty much every day. I LOVE pancakes, and was intrigued by pancake lore, of the subjugation of our comrades by the evil wafflords, and our great leader has embraced me into your guild and made me feel like part of the family and the cause. You guys seem like an awesome crowd! I've learned so much since I joined this guild and have a newfound respect for master hellboard's ancestry and the rituals of pancake society. It's all so beautiful! *eyes glisten* Other than pancake sitting, a read a lot, watch way too much tv, and love to meet new people, in the forums or out jigsaw puzzling or fishing very, very badly. I hope to see you guys around! And not to brown nose or anything *but I guess I'm about to* your avatars rock. How long did it take you do get decent ones, and did you use gaia cash or save up gold? Please excuse my pj's; my avi's being lazy today.
Yours in pancakes,
niffer1977 (the 1977 IS the year I was born; yes, I'm old *looks at my slippers, a little embarrassed, but assures you I'm immature, so it all evens out to an actual age of a little younger. lol*

Gaia Gold!
Muwahaha
Took me 20k gold to get a guild,
but I did it!
I PROVED ALL THE HATERS
ALL THE PEOPLE BEFORE THE GUILD THAT THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID,
I PROVED THEM WRONG! biggrin