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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:39 pm
Outside the government...
Beyond the police...
Turn left at the intersection, right at the roundabout and straight through the freeway...
Driftwood was a prosperous secret organisation. It was, in fact, the most famous secret organisation there ever was. Its mission was to defend Cardiff, a city with an enormous gaping plot-hole slap-bang in the middle of it, agaist the supernatural phenomena that got washed up by said plot-hole. It did a tremendous job at all this, let me tell you.
But then there was this massive battle between two races of cyborgs that no-one seems to remember.
Driftwood was all but destroyed in the conflict.
But then, in the ashes of Driftwood, came a new famous secret organisation, the name of which has since become one that is uttered in casual conversation by the general public.
It's name is the Negotiation Squad, and it too has done a superb job of keeping Cardiff safe against the unknown.
But then Captain James Harper became the leader.
And that's when things really started f**king up.
Ok everybody, this RP is a comedy. That means it can be funny or whatever.
We need from five to ten people to join this.
Usually I despise stereotypes with a certain xenophobic hatred usually reserved for facist dictators, but in this case, your characters should be as stereotypical as humanely possible.
If you want to join, then send me a PM telling me a bit about your character (remember, they have to be two-dimentional, with as little character development as possible; because that is the Negotiation Squad way).
Here's my character profile:
Name: Captain James Harper
Age: 36 or something like that
Gender: Male
Job in Negotiation Squad: Leader
Stereotype: Melancholy, homosexual American sort.
Catchphrase (yes, it's mandatory): Hot damn!
Fun Fact: He is invincible, because he was born directly under the plot-hole and is now a part of it or whatever.
Fun Fact #2: He is gay!
We will be starting...whenever.
((Travis smells! - Lord's very mature comment in response to him editing his own.))
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:16 pm
Hmm... We discussed this in great depth a bit ago. So, I take.....(hangabout, it's a whole different chap!)
Name : Lord
Age : Mid - 20's. Actual age unspecified.
Gender : Male
Job In Negotiation Squad : Guy who buys the biscuits.
Stereotype : Nice Chap. heavily, INTORERABLY naive.
Catchphrase : "Fantastic!"
"Fun Fact" : Caused a minor paradox in time and space to bring back his best friend. Sure, there are now "terrifying monsters" which look like they were knocked up in half an hour, but heck.
"Fun Fact" 2 : Got caught up with some other glitch in time and space, and ended up somehow working for The Negotiation Squad.
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:36 am
(i'm posting it weather you like it or not)
Name: Nali
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Job in Negotiation Squad: person who is only out to fight
Stereotype: into magic and stuff and is pretty secretive on the rest
Catchphrase: i shall call the E.V.M.P.B.s to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun Fact: she hates her life so much
Fun Fact #2: she loves potatoes and would die trying to protect them
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:16 pm
Armygal, are all your RP characters called Nali?
Not that it's a problem or anything...
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:21 pm
Oh yes, and we need at least two more people to join before we start.
Invite all your friends or whatever.
Hot Damn!
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:27 pm
yes yes i do name all my characters Nali so that i don't get confused and be here with Nali and end up putting some other name from a completely different rp. that is unless i make a guy then the name is different
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:39 pm
Name: Hana
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Job in Negotiation Squad: person who is innocent and naive and gets picked on a lot
Stereotype: ...... bookish?
Catchphrase: I'm sorry!!!!
Fun Fact: She is really shy around boys
Fun Fact #2: she loves chocolates.
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:41 am
Hahah! "I'm sorry"! So Dr Whoish! I should really change mine to "FANTASTIC!" Actually...
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:51 am
HAHA! Now I'm Lord! Based off my novel! With references to it! So only I know about them, thanks to it not being released. Must finish it. And release it.
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:36 pm
You've gotta get that damned novel finished, Lord!
Negotiation Squad might also become a novel...
Although I'll probably get sued for using everyone else in this RPs' ideas...
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:22 am
i don't care but then again i think about using my rps for storys and crap oh well that is my opinion
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:20 pm
Wow! This is becoming increasingly more like a chat forum and less of an RP!
Just remember: if you want to chat once we've started, you've gotta use those awsome double brackety things. (( sweatdrop ))
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:12 am
I should mention that I've started work on another Lord & Rockwind book. And it has more awesome dialouge than the first! Fantastic! By the way, did you look at the new item's Travis? Some of the are perfect for a spot of Who cosplay... *Coughlookatmyjacketcough*
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:18 am
This place isn't very popular, is it?
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:44 pm
Do I detect sarcasm? No? Ah well then. sweatdrop
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