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 Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:09 pm
I thought of this while talking
to my brother while driving around:
So heres the deal, the title should
explain it, but if you don't understand
this is what I want:
Post jokes, riddles, or stuff
you think is funny
nevermore
I've decided to make it a quote thread
also,(the quotes don't have to be funny)
as seeing as some of the members have posted
quotes, I thought it'd be nice to see
other quotes
nevermore
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:25 pm
Ok one time me and my older brother
was walking home from school,
I can't remeber but i think I siad
something to him that he didn't
agree with. So he turned around,
I was looking to the side, and he threw
a mechanicle pencile at me, and it stuck
perfectly horizontal in my head
nevermore
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:47 pm
Knock Knock
Whose there?
I love
I love who?
W-WHAT? YOU DON'T LOVE ME???
xd
Everless
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:17 pm
......
wow
haven't heard that one before
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:47 am
My little brother was sitting in sunday school one day and the pastor of the church was sitting there talking about ways to get more people into church. She asked the group what some of their ideas where and he quickly raised his hand and said this exactly "We should tell everyone to go to church or they are going to hell, and when they get there they have to suck the devils c**k for all eternity"
My parents claim that they to this day belive one of the nurses at the hospital switched their baby out for me.
I only have room in my heart for a few people in this would, the rest of it is filled with grease and fat.
IRS, we got what it takes to take what you got.
Back in highschool i wasnt one of the cool kids but there was a place where everyone knew my name.....ISS((in school suspention))
I was going to go to Homecomming with a freind....but his girlfreind didnt think it was a good idea.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:15 pm
i called your boyfriend
gay once....
and he hit me with his purse
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:48 pm
I did it to a friend once; They spazed, it was funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Haha, not funny.
Everless
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:47 pm
Angulogirl I did it to a friend once; They spazed, it was funny. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Haha, not funny. Everless You can't answer that! It's pure speculation!
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:49 pm
So, this lady was speeding, and this state bull pulls her over. When he goes up to the car, she has her checkbook out. She asks,
" So, how much do you want me to fill out for the State Bull Ball on the check?"
And the state bull replies,
" State Bulls don't have balls."
Only realizing what he said afterwards, he left without giving the woman a ticket.
XD LOLZ
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:36 pm
Lol, nice
One time, someone from our church ended up
in a hospital, and we were there visting there
once, she was out side smoking and a dude
(can't remember what he did) but we were
talking and sharing stories of past events.
and so, one of his friends had a blind friend,
and the blind dude acutaly had a liesnce, but he
needed someone else inb the car when he drives.
so one day(the lived in canada or alaska), he was driving
with the girl in the car.....they crashed becuase he the girl
wasnt pay attention. When the cop got there, he looked at them,
then to the girl,"Ok, how did you crash?"
"I wasn't driving"
the cop's jaw almost droped when he looked at the
blind guy,".....Ok, I'lll just put down that you sweared
to avoid a moose"
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did you know:
laughing is good for your health
cuts down the sickness
nevermore
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:30 pm
earlier today:
I went to go sneak up on my
brother, whom was sitting facing
a computer, when I got up to him
he turns his head back and looks me.
me-damn...
my brother blows sir into my nose,
which I hate
bro-hope you like that
then he gose back to looking at the computer.
I figure I would get even with him,
so i wait for alittle bit then I stick my
index and middle fingers into each nostril
and yank forward and stabing the inside of his
nose with my pointed nail
me-hope you like my fingers in your nose.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:31 pm
Fun thing to do if you have a sibling: 1. Wait until Sibling leaves computer so that parent/family relative can use it 2. Quickly bring up Hentai and Porn 3. Turn off moniter so it looks like nobody touched the comp 4. Hide and watch as parental Unit/Relitive freaks out. twisted
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:37 pm
If the only prayer you say in your entire life
is 'Thank you', it will sufice.-Meister Eckhart
nevermore
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:30 pm
"No... Just, No..." What I happen to hear every day from my teachers when I sudgest my plans to rule the world.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:10 pm
never skinnydipping with snapping turtles
nevermore
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