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 Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:13 am
We all love jokes, and we all need a laugh now and then. This is the thread for posting your jokes! I personally prefer jokes that can be told in all types of company, but the dirty jokes are surely welcome as well!
Since I did make this thead, I'll start out with my personal favorite (and general fallback):
The best corny joke ever Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus!
Go!
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:14 am
Well you already got one of mine, but you can have it again for this thread i guess:
Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A. Cliff
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:16 am
Q: Who ruled France until he blew up?
A: Napoleon Blownapart
rofl
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:21 am
Q. Why couldn't the skull go to the party?
A. He'd got no body to go with
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:23 am
Haha!
Q: Why do florescent lights always hum?
A: They don't know the words
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:24 am
Why did the Lobster blush?
Because the sea weed
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:27 am
What do you get when you cross a rottweiler and a collie?
A dog that will bite you arm off, and then go get help.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:31 am
There's an English man and an Irish man sharing a flat.
The Irish man says to the English man:
"Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, it's supposed to be a Tiger."
The English man says:
"Don't be stupid, put the ******** Frosties away."
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:33 am
Cheesy Nipples There's an English man and an Irish man sharing a flat.
The Irish man says to the English man:
"Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, it's supposed to be a Tiger."
The English man says:
"Don't be stupid, put the ******** Frosties away."
rofl rofl Oh my, I have to tell that to someone now.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:34 am
Rage Against the Couch Cheesy Nipples There's an English man and an Irish man sharing a flat.
The Irish man says to the English man:
"Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, it's supposed to be a Tiger."
The English man says:
"Don't be stupid, put the ******** Frosties away."
rofl rofl Oh my, I have to tell that to someone now.
I told that one my neighbor, all I got was a tut and "you sad git".
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:46 am
Oooohhhshit... Last time I entered a joke thread I offended so many people. > .>;;
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:57 am
What do you call a stressed out man with an empty wallet?
Married.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:01 am
Noggin, just post em dude.
There are three blonds in the woods when they come across some tracks:
1st blond: oooh Bear tracks
2nd blond: no, those aren't bear tracks, they're fox tracks
3rd blond: no they're not, they're rabbit tracks
Then the train hits them..
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:02 am
NogginDew Oooohhhshit... Last time I entered a joke thread I offended so many people. > .>;;
Haha, that's why I prefer clean, corny jokes. That way, no one gets insulted. I realize that the joke I'm telling is bad, so does the person I'm telling it to and we all laugh 'cause it's bad. Win win situation
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:10 am
What do you call a deaf man?
anything you want.
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