[i have nothing against the french!!!! this song is just really funny and i got it stuck in my head >_x]
Is..is this.. Heaven?
You are in...
New France! Ho ho
Oh god it smells!
Hello machor'
I welcome you
You are in new France!
We drink and laugh each day in this
Country of romance!
Here have some cheese
Some soups and wines, or a nice soufflé?
Come follow me!
Theres much to see!
While your in new France 'ce
Why on earth, dont these chicks ever shave?!?
Oh why oh why must such a place be my grave?!
I must find a way to leave this land
Not a chance!!!
You are stuck her for eternity
Stuck her in new France!!
We surrendered to Italians
And twice to Germany
But eventually ze left
Because your country smells like pee!
So maybe we can't win a war
But hey we make great wine!
Here try a glass its good i swear
The taste is quite divine
We know ze latest fashion
And our art is quite insane
We love to hang in coffee shops
And talk about our pain
The world may think we're snobby
But thats all so very wrong!
If you admit that we're superior,
I'm sure we get along!
I can't stand being here i wanna cry!
If i hear
Ho ho ho!
Just one more time I'm ganna die!
I'm sure France would be quite nice if they killed of the French!
Well you are stuck here for a zillion years so get used to the stench!!!
Theres not second chance
The after life is France
Come on
Im sure there has to be a way!!!
Your stuck in France!
So why not dance?!
No need to stay fache'
Your edges stand
Your head will glance
So just try to go a stray
Gatta find my self a chance
Gatta find a way to bail France!
Take your hope and throw it away!!!
You have to stay for your afterlife i say!
Ho ho!
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