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 Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:46 pm
I am making a game thread here. Why? Because I can. The game is Spoil the Wish. erson A posts a wish, and Person B replies back, granting the wish but in so doing spoiling it completely. Person B also posts her/his own wish. Like so... Example.. Quote: A: I wish I had more money. B: *poof* granted, you are now the proud owner of one penny. I wish my TV worked. ETC. So, to begin.... I wish I was a superhero.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:52 pm
Granted, you are now Bag Lady -- capable of bagging supermarket items in paper OR plastic at unbelievable speeds!
I wish I had better memory.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:55 pm
*updates your RAM and gives a horrible computer virus*
I wish I had more time...
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:28 pm
Time runs slower for you, so you can't understand what anyone says, nor can they understand what you say. Also, you have to wait an incredibly long time (or so it seems to you) to post on gaia. [ xd ]
I wish I could eat the things I wanted and not get fat.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:22 pm
Granted! But, nothing you eat helps you, so you die of malnutrition.
I wish I was a three-legged puppy.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:57 am
Granted! A three legged puppy with no head too!
I wish I had fat-free ice cream for breakfast every morning.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:15 am
Granted! But the only flavor is dirt.
I wish I didn't have to read Paradise Lost for class.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:19 am
Granted! But you're now imprisoned in the book, forever doomed to live out its plot, over and over.
I wish I knew everything.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:43 am
Hachaa! Now you know everything about nothing!
I wish people around me (irl) would like me better.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:04 am
Granted! But now you don't like them because they like you so much they stalk and watch your every movement!
I wish my back didn't hurt.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:17 pm
Granted! Now you have no back. You're just a head.
I wish I was warm.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:09 pm
Granted! You have been placed in a volcano.
I wish tuition was cheaper.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:19 pm
Granted! Tuition is now cheap. However, definitions have been changed. What was previously known as tuition is now referred to as "hats." And vice-versa. But cheap hats aren't so bad, are they?
I wish I could have come up with a better response for that.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:34 pm
Granted! But you only know how to say the answer in Korean and no one understands it. (well someone might...)
I wish I had more time to play video games.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:38 pm
Granted, but you're only allowed to play a 1980's version of PacMan.
I wish I would stop being sick.
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