No idea where to put this just something my friends and I made up. I may make a pic of it later on not sure. :XP:
Goblinization for dummies
The following are instructions on how to turn a child into a goblin.
How to turn a wished away child into a goblin in thirteen easy steps.
Step 1. Take a child who was wished away. Note this is not always easy.
Step 2. Restrain the child or make sure the child cannot leave the castle throne room. Ignore the screaming and crying as that will subside shortly.
Step 3. Prepare yourself a nice snack of honey on toast with a tall glass of milk. This could take a while.
Step 4. Continue to ignore the crying. If it hasn't stopped already, it will eventually.
Step 5. If there is someone attempting to solve the Labyrinth be sure not to let them get very far. If they end up in an oubliette LEAVE THEM THERE!
Step 6. At this point an idiotic goblin will come to the throne room to state something very obvious. It's wise to trust your instincts when they tell you to drop kick the goblin across the room.
Step 7. Wait patiently for the thirteen hours to pass.
Step 8. Change your clothes. If you haven't done so already note that it's best to change your outfit every hour or so. Why? I don't know. This is one of the bigger mysteries of The Labyrinth.
Step 9. Be sure to break out in eighties rock songs at random.
Step 10. By now you have noticed that thirteen hours have passed. Be sure to laugh maniacally.
Step 11. Now that you are done laughing like a cheap cartoon villain remember to breathe.
Step 12. After the spell is completed you will notice that the desperate cries and screams will have dulled to a pleasant grunting, squealing and or growling.
Step 13. Enjoy new goblin.
