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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:26 am


self explanatory.
you can also do jokes, but put the answer in white.
First Joke:
How do you cofuse an archeologist?
Hand him a tampon and ask him what period it came from!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:11 am


a quote:
boys are like portapotties. all the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap.~anonymous

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:26 am


Oh, that's nice.

Honesty is the best policy, insanity is the best defense.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:18 pm


"sea monkey's got my money...yes I am a natural blue"

Dori...in the goggles...

Mochizuki


blk~n~prpl~hrt

PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:30 pm


i dont think crush remembers me. he was on some mind altering sea weed. ~~stich
PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:57 pm


"sometimes I feel like a guy trapped in a female body, but lucky the guys gay so noone seems to notice."

Anonymously Synonymous


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:45 am


blk~n~prpl~hrt
i dont think crush remembers me. he was on some mind altering sea weed. ~~stich


OMFG, that was hilarious... rofl
PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:38 pm


a blonde walked into a bar and didnt know what hit her.

haha! get it!? ok apparently not.

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iggychan
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:24 pm


PiXieBiRDie
a blonde walked into a bar and didnt know what hit her.

haha! get it!? ok apparently not.


ahahahaha blaugh
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:52 pm


This is a real quote by President Bush.

"Our enemies never stop thinking of ways to hurt and harm our people and well... neither do we."

Mochizuki


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:50 pm


Well, Bush ain't exactly the brightest crayon in the box, now is he?

A quote from a magnet at my grandma's house: "I still mis my ex-husband, but my aim is improving."
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:19 pm


Takuya Kanbara
A quote from a magnet at my grandma's house: "I still mis my ex-husband, but my aim is improving."

Haha, good one.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:11 pm


"Do you want to know what I hate more than traffic in the morning?"
"Traffic at night?"
"No, being drunk with traffic at night."
PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:56 am


My friend had a fridge magnet of a anthro cat in a tutu that said "I love you this much!" on it. Only, the arms broke off...

The Apathetic Martyr


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:53 am


Taken from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:
Soap: Armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Hm I dunno, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... Guns you tit!
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