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 Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:38 pm
"The following match is a tag match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:59 pm
"GPWL, your Hardcore Messiah is here!"
Mad Dog spreads his arms, palms open and looking upward, hitting his Hardcore Messiah pose as the fans continue to boo and start chants.
"GPWL, Mad Dog has a problem! There seems to be a mistake in the match card, because I could swear it says I'm in a tag team match tonight! A tag team match is not what I want and not good for anything! I've had a guaranteed title shot for months now that I've yet to receive! I was inches away from kicking Cartwright's a** just last week! I've been holding myself back, but I don't know how much longer I can restrain myself before someone gets hurt. Whoever the hell I'm facing better get their asses down here quickly so I can kick them, and whoever the hell my partner is better not get in my way. GPWL, I'm Mad Dog and this is my yard!"
Mad Dog throws the mic away with force, hitting his Hardcore Messiah pose again, again receiving boos, as he waits for the rest.
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:03 pm
((Auto win))
Mad Dog pulls a flask out of his pocket and takes a few swigs before looking at his watch.
"Son of a b***h," he mutters as he leans out of the ring again, reaching for another mic.
Stepping back in the ring, he pulls his hair back with one hand as he begins to talk.
"They're afraid of me. Not only are my opponents afraid of me, but my partner fears physical harm at the hands of the Hardcore Messiah. Speaking of hands, I got these ******** bloody for no reason," he says as he holds out a hand dripping with blood.
Mad Dog begins pacing the ring with a look of agitation on his face, taking a quick drink from his flask.
"The GPWL Championship is all I can think about and I can't even have a little squash out here tonight to take my mind off it and validate my existence. What the ******** is this? You haven't seen the last of me tonight, folks, cause my presence will be felt one way or another. You see, as I've explained countless times, I have a guaranteed title shot and nothing's going to take that away. Mad Dog is GPWL and GPWL sucks. No, let me rephrase that. Mad Dog is wrestling. Wrestling doesn't suck. GPWL sucks. Cartwright sucks."
Mad Dog begins taking heavy swigs from his flask.
"GPWL, this isn't the last you'll see of your favorite wrestler, your Hardcore Messiah tonight. This is my yard, and by god, I'm gonna piss all over it."
Mad Dog throws up a sloppy Hardcore Messiah pose before exiting the ring, struggling to walk a straight line.
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:01 pm
Cartwright appears at the entrance to huge cheers. He stares Mad Dog in the eyes as he lifts a mic to his mouth.
"So Mad Dog, you want to fight?" He ask. "Well I'm right here!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:40 pm
Mad Dog stops and looks at Cart.
"What, you're gonna pick on a drrrrunk guy!? Well you can ******** right off! I'll beat yourr a** and take my title when the time'ssright!"
Mad Dog hops over the guard rail and begins exiting through the fans.
"Don't make me kick yourr a**, Carrt!" he yells as he stumbles away.
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:01 pm
"Correct me if I am wrong Mad Dog, but you just said I suck! Would you let me get away with that?" He smiles.
He looks to the crowd. "We don't care if you are drunk Mad Dog, if you are as good as you say you are it wouldn't even matter! If you all want me to smack Mad Dog across the head, let me here you!" The crowd responds with a huge cheer!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:07 am
Mad Dog turns, chuckling to himself.
"I'll let you ssuck as harrd as you want ashlong as I'm not around to see what you do inyour persshonal time, pffft, f**! I know it gets lonely on a small British island, but jeez. If you think you can kick my a**, put your title on the line rright now and we'll find out."
Mad Dog takes a quick swig of his flask.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:32 am
(("I'll let you ssuck as harrd as you want" I didn't know Mad Dog was that way inclined! eek ))
"If you manage to get your butt into that ring, I will!" Cartwright says with a smirk as the crowd cheers! Mad Dog can't even walk in a straight line right now! xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:20 am
Mad Dog grins as he pours water out of his flask, making his way back to the ring as the announcers seem shocked.
"Fine by me, Cart," he says as he tosses away the microphone.
Hopping over the guard rail, Mad Dog charges Cart and attempts a double leg takedown on the ramp.
((I think you're still on the ramp, right? If not, just pretend I said wherever you are. xp ))
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:45 pm
Cartwright is taken down forcibly by the double leg as Mad Dog mounts and attempts to lay into Cart with a series of heavy rights to the head.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:34 pm
((Oops! xd Yep, I was on the ramp!))
Cartwright covers-up and after a few shots he attempts to reverse the posistion! A drunk Mad Dog is probably having trouble keeping his balance already!
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:14 pm
Mad Dog is rolled over and is punched several times before getting his elbows up to help block before attempting to reach out, grab Cart's head, and pull it down for headbutts.
((In the other post, Mad Dog poured nothing but water out of his flask like he was faking.))
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:37 pm
((This copy/paste message comes from Marts: Sorry guys for not posting in the match, but I quit the guild a few weeks ago. I had to leave a few since I was in too much RPs at once, and unfortunately, this one was one of these))
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:43 pm
((What a con artist you are! razz ))
Cartwright gets headbutted and rolls of Mad Dog as he tries to recover!
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:59 pm
((Well, I'm working on getting Heel of the Year. biggrin ))
Rolling to his feet, Mad Dog attempts to grab Cart by the pants and swing him head/back-first into the guard rail.
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