09/11/07
4:43pm
Duben is now a better place.
Will update as more news comes to light.
Oh crap, what was that?!
Just a ghost.
Captain Jive Whale: signing out.
09/11/07
6:36pm
It's still the same day.
Where am I again?
Oh yeah. Gaia.
I posted a photo.
I'M STILL CAPTAIN.
Captain Jive Whale: signing out.
09/11/07
6:59pm
Dedicated to The Heat. May we love you always for some reason.
16/11/07
1:05pm
I've got the day off!
I'm at Gaia?
Whaaat?!
Cpatian Jiev Wahle: singing out.
PS: I'm still Dyslexic Captain!
20/11/07
4:30pm
Your Captain and humble ruler is at work.
It's work!
It's 40 degrees!
It's barely air-conditioning.
It's bogans from Green Corps!
I remember when my dear Emma was a green corps bogan.
She sure was a bogan.
Captain Jive Whale: Signing out while insulting friends.
PS: I'm not interesting, why do people make up rumours about me? Is it because I'm barely interesting? Answer in hiaku form. A form of prose. Or micro story (100 word MAX. I'm serious)
27/11/07
11:41am
This is your El Capitan speaking.
It's almost lunch time!
Hell Yes!
Captain Jive Whale: Deliciously signing out. Alright?
06/12/07
1:13pm
After meeting briefly with the squadron, it was decided; I am awesome.
I AM BEOWULF....
Jennie...
I AM JIVE WHALE!
Later on we discussed attack strategy to destroy, these guys, that we sort of don't like. Because they are lame.
Captain Jive Whale: Signing out with Awesomeness intactz0rz.
Until just then.
29/12/07
7:54pm
This is your Captain speaking.
Captain Jive Whale.
Remember?!
For Christ sakes...
Projects running at minimum capacity.
Thinking of installing a new wall projector to instill motivation in crew.
Thought about it.
Decided against it.
Captain Jive Whale: Spontaneously signing out with avengence.
07/01/08
1:05pm
The days are long and hot.
Everyone is better looking when they wear yellow.
Lets sing Michael Jackson until the break of dawn.
Or we could actually, finally, get some rest.
Option number two has been selected.
Captain Jive Whale: Complicatedly signing out.
Ps: Happy new year my two faithful underlings.
16/01/08
2:11pm
Battle strategies were once again up for review on the Captains' battle table.
Each day that passes, a new enemy has gained insight to our weaknesses.
New point of business: Have no weaknesses.
All weak points will be cut.
Like, with a hack saw.
Paaain-ful.
Captain Jive Whale: a bit odd... signing out.
22/01/08
11:34pm
Your grandesque Captain here.
First person shooters - great or not great?
Enemies - to be or not to be?
Jive Whale - best captain or supreme captain?
These are the questions currently plaguing your Great Captains mind.
Also currently requesting information on Underlings plans for World Domination?
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
I know we discussed this like 2 weeks ago!
Captain Jive Whale: It's alright, I'm just signing out.
29/01/08
2:37pm
Here's your Captain for today.
With another pearl of wisdom.
Take your vitamins at least twice a day.
And thrice if you want to grow up to be superman.
Captain Jive Whale: Out and out.
15/02/08
3:15pm
Michael Jackson. There's a guy for you.
Wow, what a character. What a nosey parker.
You get me.
Captain Jive Whale: Billy Jean is not my SIGNING OUT.
15/04/08
12:17pm
Remember when I made that machine?
You know? That totally sweet machine I made?
I think I called it Alice, but I could be wrong.
Alice made me breakfast, and I made Alice.
Does that mean breakfast to Alice is as Alice is to me?
Poor Alice.
Captain Jive Whale: Your only Jive Whale. Signing Out
18/05/08
2:38pm
Number two is in control, whilst I, your super awesome Cap'n Jive Whale, take on the world.
I'm assured it will be a bloody battle in the quest for total domination.
I'm assured I will return victorious!
First, Albury, then Australia, and now, THE WORLD.
Captain Jive Whale: taking over the world one country at a time - signing out!
09/09/08
3:28pm
Captive audience Jive Whale here.
Actually returned quite a long time ago.
Thought I better check in...
I'm sure you were all missing me terribly...
Interesting fact about Europe: they let their dogs s**t in ******** that.
Captain Jive Higgins: Whaling all over the shop - signing out!
