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 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:36 pm
I told your boyfriend I thought he was gay and he hit me with his PURSE!
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:58 pm
lol omg! i havent heard that one before *steals joke* i must tell ppl. i'm more a blond joke person myself.
There was a man mowing his lawn when his young, hot, blond neighbor walks out of her house. She opens her mailbox and looks inside. A confused look flashes across her face and she goes back inside. A few moments later, she comes back out and looks in her mailbox once more. Then, she slammed it shut angrily and stormed back inside. The man began to trim his tree when he saw her come outside and check her mailbox a third time. She looked inside and slammed it shut as hard as she could. Curious, the man asked, "What's wrong? You seem upset." His blond neighbor turned to him and shouted, "Darn right I'm upset! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:54 am
thats great, i have already heard the blonde joke before but it is still good
i once heard a jew joke from my friend
i don't like thoughs joke, and it was one of the most grotesk one ever
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:43 am
ok then what do you think of this?
there were two blondes one asked "which do you think is closer? florida or the moon?"
the other one says "well which one can you see?". rofl
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:43 am
lol Blonde jokes are great! *im a brunette*
It was two in the morning when I got a call from by best friend, who just so happens to be blond.
"Hey, I need your help!" she cried into the phone. I was still half asleep and I didn't understand right away.
"What?" I replied sleepily. "It's two in the morning! What could you possibly need help with?"
"I need your help! I can't figure out this jigsaw puzzle!"
I was in a state of disbief. "You called me this early because you need help with a puzzle?"
"Yes, will you come?"
"No! Just look at the picture on the box. The puzzle should turn out looking like that! Now let me sleep!"
"I am looking at the box! It's supposed to be a tiger but I can't get it. Please come help me."
Well, what was I to do? I got up and went to her house. She let me in immediatly and led me to the kitchen to look at her puzzle. I stared at it for a few minutes and sighed. "First of all," I said sadly. "That is not a jigsaw puzzle. Second of all, let me help you put the Frosted Flakes back into the box."
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:00 pm
On noes, that's funny. Here's one I personally love!
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?". "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck". The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer". "That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:41 am
WoW these are all quite amazing. And Res Why have you not made the frosted flakes friend join WRUD? She would certainly fit in by the sound of it.
meh I can't think of any non perverted jokes.... Thank Isuzu for that.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:25 pm
lol awesome Jokes. here is another blonde joke.
A blonde walks in to a store and asks the clerk "Can I buy this t.v.?"
He says "No". "Ok" so she leaves and dyes her hair brown then goes back and asks the same guy "Can I buy that t.v.?" again he says "No." so she asks "why?". he says "because your a blonde." so she leaves and dyes her hair black, she comes back and asks again "can I buy this t.v.?" he says "no"
"why not" she says. "because your a blonde." he says, she asks "how do you know?" he says "because that is a microwave, not a t.v."
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:31 pm
how do you confuse a blonde?
you tell her to sit in a corner in a circular room
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:30 pm
XD REVENGE OF THE BLOND What is black, blue, and lying in a ditch?A brunette whose told too many blond jokes.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:51 pm
lol rofl I'm dying lol blaugh
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:04 pm
O.o wow
i really didnt expect that. not even one...
ahahahahaha
well alright. here is one... *mexican*
How come only 2,000 Mexicans went to the Alamo?
Because they only had two trucks
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:02 pm
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