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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:47 am


The ring has a red carpet on top of it, covering the blood that was spilled earlier in the night! There is also a second red carper that starts from th top of the ramp which leads to the ring.

Mick Foley and Paul Heyman are dressed in suits for this special occasion. There are trophies on the table next to them also.

"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, we hope you have enjoyed the show!" Heyman declares as the crowd cheers.

"Welcome to the EEW Awards Ceremony, where we celebrate EEWs very first Birthday and give awards to the wrestlers that you, the fans, have chosen!" Heyman says to a huge roar!

"Let's start with The Tag Team of the year award! The nominations are:-

1.The Renegades
2.AGTT
3.Shock and Awe
4.C2
5.Bloody Reich
6.The Damones
7.The Marines
8.Simply Perfection

And the winner is....." Heyman mutters as he opens the envelope.

"AMERICA'S GREATEST TAG TEAM!" He says to a mixed reaction. AGTT recently seperated when Mavlik Young joined Cruentus Fas with Mad Dog and Nicoli Hunt.

"Can Mavlik, Marxx and Steve Kent please come down to collect their awards?"
PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:23 pm


*WGTT's music hits as Steve Kent comes out to a huge reaction as he takes off his shirt, pulls out a sharpie, and autographs the shirt* *He then throws it into the crowd and exchanges high-fives with members of the audience as he makes his way to the ring*

*Kent rolls into the ring to a huge reaction*

*Kent shakes Heyman's and Foley's hands*

*Kent grabs a mic*

Kent: EEW's Greatest Tag Team! DAMN! You fans are the fuel for America's Greatest Tag Team each and every single match. Now I understand that Mavlik left us to join Cuentas Fas along with Mad Dog and Nicoli *Coughs* c**t *coughs* Oh I'm sorry, I mean Hunt....*Crowd boos loudly* He claimed that I was "hogging the spotlight" for AGTT. He claimed I was "proclaiming" myself the leader of America's Greatest Faction. Why wouldn't I? Don't you fans agree? *Fans cheer loudly* I helped lead AGTT to tag titles in different companies including RWA, *crowd boos at the mention of RWA*, and many others that I can't remember. For all of you fans, thank you for voting us as EEW's Greatest Tag Team! Free autographed T-Shirts for everyone in the audience tonight! *crowd cheers* Now Marxx, if you could please come down here. *Kent goes over to the trophy*

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:14 pm


"A Battle of One" from 30 Seconds to Mars blares through the arena as Marxx comes to the ring, all cheered up by the fact he FINALLY won something on Monday Night.

He slides into the ring, then grabs a microphone.

"What's up, Marxxaddicts!" he says as the fans starts cheering.

"Wow, I can't beleive it, even after we broke up on EEW, we still receive awards! I just want to thank you all fans who were so supportive to me and my partners" he says

He turns his head and gets his attention on Steve

"Stevie! Long time since we've seen each other here in EEW! Correct me if I'm wrong, but last time we were in the ring together, you was on fire...literally!" he says as the fans are shocked by what he said

"But the past is the past, and that's way beside the point. Right now, I was thinking of maybe putting more efforts on my single career in EEW. I was undefeated in singles action on Speed, there's no reason why I couldn't do that again here on Monday Night Burn!" he says as the fans cheers

"My time with AGTT was amazing, but right now, I think it's time for us to fly by our own wings! That trophy proves it, together we define the expression 'dream team', so now we proved forever that we were the best on EEW, why we don't go each on our side and do what we always wanted. And who knows, maybe in a near future, we'll face each other for the world title!" he says as he extands his hand for a handshake
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:38 pm


Foley gives Kent a trophy as Heyman does the same for Marxx as they offer AGTT a congratulatory handshake! Engraved on the bottom it says "EEW Tag Team of the year 2007".

"AGTT were voted in by all of you!" Heyman says, pointing to the fans as they roar!

"Lets move on to the EEW Wrestler of the year award! The nominations are:-

1 - Casey Bennett
2 - Jarel Damone
3 - Tristianna Taylor
4 - "The Talented One" Cartwright
5 - Chris Danzig
6 - John Cardok
7 - Nicoli Hunt
8 - Mad Dog
9 - Snypa Rifle
10 - Diego Alva

And the winner is........" Foley murmors as he also struggles with the envelope.

"MAD DOG MCLENDON!"

The fans have chosen the TV Champion, the controversal Mad Dog, the leader of Cruentus Fas who has promised to unleash Hell on EEW!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:22 pm


thanks guys," Mad Dog says, his every word dripping with sarcasm.

"The company I made a mission to destroy - to mutilate - to end has voted me, the anti-thesis of everything EEW stands for, Wrestler of the Year 2007! You people must just be stupid, masochistic, or RWA fans! Represent!"

A small cheer goes up from RWA fans before being completely drowned out with boos.

"So the trophy has been given to me by a 'hardcore legend', Mick Foley. Oooo, what an honor! What a joyous occasion to have Lord Mick come down from the mount and grace me with his hardcore presence. He took thumb tacks for Christ's sake!" Mad Dog says, holding his hands to his cheeks in a ridiculously exaggerated expression.

"Your old never-has-been a** isn't fit to wash my car for nickels, let alone award the Hardcore Messiah, your favorite wrestler, and the premier force in wrestling today with his Wrestler of the Year award. I'm insulted by your presence and feel that you adequately represent EEW in that you're a sack of s**t and completely worthless - aka a real company man. So ******** Mick, you were never hardcore; ******** the fans, ******** EEW, ******** the TV stations, and ******** the world. I'm Mad Dog, this is my trophy, this is my yard - I'm going for bigger and better things."

Mad Dog throws down the microphone as <******** the World begins to play again and he exits the ring, walking up the ramp and showing off his trophy.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:23 pm


*Kent, still in the ring, picks up his Microphone*

Kent: Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, WOAH!

*crowd uproars loudly*

Kent: Did I just hear that correctly? Were you calling Mick Foley a Hasbeen? First of all, If it weren't for Foley! If it weren't for Cactus Jack, and if it weren't for all of the ECW originals up to this date, there would not be such a thing as "hardcore" wrestling! Hell if it weren't for the biggest hardcore legend of all time, New Jack!

*crowd cheers loudly at the mention of New Jack and they begin to chant his name*

Kent: If it wasn't for New Jack, the hardcore division wouldn't be as hardcore as it is now with the thumbtacks, flaming tables, and flaming 2 by 4's! I'll tell ya what. If you hate EEW that much, why don't you just spit on your little championship and walk out just like "The Franchise" Shane Douglas. Or better yet, how about I beat your a** and take your precious little championship on your way out! Now I may not be in singles competition right now as I have been a member of America's Greatest Tag Team, but I will be damned if I just stand here and let you disrespect EEW like that!

*crowd cheers*

Kent: (sarcastically) Oh you're Mad Dog. You have held so many championships throughout your career. (serious) Who gives a flying ********! Goliath can sometimes be taken down by David. So I tell ya what, go get ready. Kiss your beach blonde wife, if ya have one that is. Kiss that ugly little baby of yours. Get your fat a** out here later tonight, so I can gladly take that championship from you. Hell, bring your little "Cuentas Fas" with ya. I am not afraid of anyone! 1 on 1, 2 on 1, 3 on 1, I don't care. I am hungry for singles gold ever since AGTT's breakup!

Steve Sparks


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:46 pm


Mad Dog, being backstage, is completely ignorant to the fact that Kent spoke at all. The show continues.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:33 am


Before Foley and Heyman can continue, Snypa comes out with the injured Atrocity, a letter in Snypa's hand, a gold trophy with a bloody-covered face in Atrocity's.

Styles: "Tazz, look! It's Atrocity! And Snypa's with him!"
Tazz: "What are Bloody Reich up to?"

The duo get inside the ring, pushing Heyman and Foley aside.

Atrocity: "Before you two fat-asses continue, I'd like to present the award for EEW's Bloody Reich Moment of the Year! You, the EEW fans, voted for the following:

1. Snypa vs Atrocity XXX: Taipei Deathmatch!
2. Bloody Reich lights Hitogoroshi on fire!
3. Bloody Reich and Vampiro defeat C4! rofl
4. Bloody Reich vs Rey Mysterio and Casey Bennett
5. Snypa disfigures Casey Bennett!
6. Bloody Reich light Diego Alva on fire!
7. Cartwright's on fire! xd VOTE THIS ONE!!!!!

...and now....the winner for Bloody Reich Moment of the Year is...."

Snypa(being handed the card): "It's Castle of Satan- Bloody Reich light Diego Alva on fire!"

Atrocity: "Holy crap, we won? For best Moment of the Year?!"

Snypa: "Apparently so. EEW voted us setting poor Diego on fire as the winner. Let's go."

Bloody Reich exit the ring, their new trophy in hand.

Snypa: "Before we go, Atrocity...well, you can go. I got personal business to handle."

*Atrocity leaves the arena as Snypa gets back in the ring.*

"You two bastards are going down, plain and simple. I started a petition, which got more than 100 million signatures all across the world. My point is that..."

*a stage hands enters the ring, handing Snypa the petition which just came from the fans.*

"Anyway, my point is...right here on Burn, after Jarel is done beating your a** from one end of the Cell to the other, I want to end your existence, Foley."

Snypa looks at Heyman. "And you're not off the hook either, baldy. What I'm petitioning is that right here on Burn after December to dismember, I want to face the two of you...in a handicap match!"

((Work with me, Cartwright.))

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:08 pm


((You've given me nothing to work with! razz ))

"Security!" Heyman and Foley call immediately as they know of Snypa's habbit of setting things alight! They restrain him outside the ring Foley brings the mic to his mouth.

"Snypa, I know what you are thinking. You are thinking of challenging me to a match after I have been in one of the most hellacious matches in wrestling history, The HIAC Match."

"Do you think I am stupid? Why would I accept your challenge when I know you are only challenging me now because you think I'll be too hurt to defeat you! What a cowardly thing to do!" He claims.

"When I beat Jarel Damone in the Hell in a Cell match and ban him from EEW FOREVER, I will be happy enough to see the back of him! I could get greedy and get rid of you too but then, who would Casey Bennetts jobber be?" Foley joked as the crowd boos loudly.

((I wanted to announce the winner of the Vixen Award, but can I do that? Oh-no! blaugh ))
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:58 pm


((Cartwright sucks, you guys. And the Casey jobber thing was not funny. emo ))

Snypa shakes off security.

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna torch anyone tonight. As a matter of fact, I banned fire until December to Dismember. And as a matter fact, I'm not challenging you because of your match with Jarel. I can give less than a damn, but if that's how you want it, Foley- I have a better idea: you and your buddy Heyman can team up and face the Dragon and me. If Jarel and I win, he stays in EEW with an iron clad contract and I get my handicap match against the two of you, you coward. If we lose, then Bloody Reich will never set anything or anyone on fire in EEW ever again."

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:56 pm


the crowd hears the sound of static as the titatron flickers and comes to life. the screen is dark until a large animated dragon comes flying across it. numbers begin to flash across the screen along with the words Hell in a Cell. finally they slow down to show clearer images of Jarel's victories inside hell in a cell, some against the same opponents

1: Shawn Michaels: a chokeslam from the top of the roof

2: Brock Lesnar: a german suplex off the roof of the cell

3: Stone Cold Steve Austin: shoved off the roof of the cell

4: The Rock: taps to a Dragon sleeper inside the cell

5. Kane: a powerbomb off the roof of the cell

6. the Undertaker: Dragon Suplex pin on the roof of the cell

7. Big Show: chokeslam through the roof of the cell

8. Goldberg: chokeslam from the top rope onto the steel stairs inside the ring

9. Triple H: chokeslam from the roof of the cell, tombstone on the announcer's table

10. Kevin Nash: several chair shots from a barbed wire steel chair to the head, followed by a chokeslam and Tombstone

11. Kane & Shawn Michaels (handicap match): double chokeslam through the roof of the cell. powerbomb to shawn michaels and tombstone to Kane inside the cell.

12. Zarel: thrown through the wall of the cell, chokeslam through the announcer's table, Dragon Drop using the wall of the cell

13. The Rock: chokeslammed through a table inside the cell, followed by a Dragon Drop

14. Shawn Michaels: shoved off the roof, chokeslammed through the roof, Dragon Walk and Tombstone

15. Kane: several chair shots to the head and a Dragon Suplex pin through a table.

16. Randy Orton: chokeslam and Tombstone on the steel stairs

17. Batista: 3 consecutive Tombstones on the steel stairs

18. John Cena: F-U countered into a Tombstone

19. Chris Jericho: Tombstoned on top of the cell

20. Kurt Angle: tapped to the Sharpshooter inside the cell

21. Kane: passed out in a triangle choke inside the cell

22. Rey Mysterio: thrown against the ringpost on the outside of the ring, then chokeslammed on the steel stairs

23. X-Pac: one handed chokeslam through the roof, then tapped to a Trianlgle Choke inside the cell

24. Kane & Zarel: Kane powerbombed through the roof and Zarel chokeslammed off the roof and through the announcer's tables. several shots to their heads with the steel stairs, finished with a tombstone to Kane on the stairs.

25. DX (Shawn Michaels and Triple H): shots from barbed wire steel chair and barbed wire baseball bat. Triple H powerbomed from the top rope through a table. Tombstone to Shawn Michaels on the barbed wire steel chair.

26. Christian: a severe beat down in the corner, several shots from a barbed wire steel chair, a chokeslam on thumbtacks

27. Edge: face rammed into the wall of the cell a few times, a shot to the head with the steel stairs, a release Dragon Suplex from the roof of the cell

28. Mick Foley: thrown through one wall of the cell, tossed from the top through the announcer's table, chokeslammed through the roof onto thumbtacks

29. Shelton Benjamin: back body dropped through the roof, powerbombed out of the corner, tapped to the Dragon Sleeper

30. Chris Benoit: german suplexed from the top rope, tapped to Dragon Sleeper

31: Randy Orton: tapped to the Sharpshooter after a chokeslam from the roof

32: Matt Hardy: chokeslammed on barbed wire, tapped to sharpshooter

33: Jeff Hardy: chokeslammed from the top rope, Tombstone

34: Steve Sparks: kicked off the side of the cell into the flames and announcer's table below, Tombstoned inside the ring

35: Zarel: thrown off the roof, chokeslammed through the roof through a ladder laying on top of a table, and finally a dragon drop

36: Cartwright, Zarel, and Kane: Kane chokeslammed through the roof, Zarel back body dropped through the roof, Cartwright chokeslammed into the flames below the cell.

37. The Undertaker-running boot to the face, chair shot to the head while leaning up against the wall of the cell, chokeslam on glass.

38. Kalos-brawl on top of the cell, Jarel dodges Kalos Swanton attempt from the top of the cell, letting Kalos crash through the announcer's table

the screen then shows the words: We're on the highway to hell, Mick Foley. Enjoy the ride, for it will be your last.

the camera moves away from the titatron and back to the ring. the silver Dragon symbol is lowered down just above the ring and the crowd begins to cheer, though nothing else happens
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:15 pm


*Krymzon Ghost sits in back paying attention to a monitor. Watching Jarel's HIAC promo, he tries to keep track, loses count, tries to start over, gets confused, & finally ends up skipping the whole mess.*

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:56 am


((LOL at Krymzon!))

"You're not getting out of your match with Mad Dog that easily......"

Foley stops as he sees The Dragon symbol being lowered. Heyman looks at Foleys face, you can see the rage levels rising!

Foley watches the titantron with the rest of the fans, which isn't making him feel any better!

"This ride will be my last......funny...." Foley mutters "Whoever put that video up, I want them fired! Whoever lowered that Dragon thing, you are fired too! Snypa, if you don't get the hell out of here, I'll fire you too!" Foley says, going crazy with rage.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:22 am


"I know you won't fire me, Foley. You want me punished. You want to see Bloody Reich battered and broken. To the Hardcore Hack, wouldn't firing me be the easy way out? Wouldn't putting me only in a First Blood Match be light? If I know you the way I do, Mick Foley, you're not gonna fire me. If you really wanted to destroy me, you'd do it yourself. And you would get your chance if you teamed up with Heyman against Jarel and myself. If you wanted to eliminate Bloody Reich once and for all, you'd put me in two matches- the First Blood Match with Mad Dog and you could try and finish me off in the Cell. But if you accept my challenge, Mick, I'm gonna cripple your old a**. Personally, Foley, I wanna see Jarel break your fat, has-been a** in half...but I want first crack at you before he gets started."

((He's playing into Mick Foley's mind, Cartwright. For the love of everything extreme wrestling, work with me here because I hate you! rofl ))

"Oh, yeah...there's one thing I forgot to tell you...here you go, guys."

Snypa snaps his fingers and his accountant comes walking down to the ring with a suitcase. Snypa opens the suitcase.

"That's 500,000. That's a hundred for each of you. You guys get paid ten an hour, right? Well, that's a hell of a lot more than your paychecks."

The guards take the suitcase of money and leave the ring area! twisted

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:46 am


Foley is getting fed-up with Snypa's constant badgering on about nothing! xd

"Brandon will still be facing Shadow at Anarchy Rulz, but I'll accept your challenge to a match if, and only if, you accept that I will swap Heyman for a different, mystery partner!"
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