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WHAT IS THE SUPERIOR FORCED MEME?
  TOUCHDOWN THUR THOMAS
  WHEN I WAS
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Zetta Beam!!!
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:24 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

The Book of FAPH is being constructed.

Suggest rules and such.

I'll start.


1. Zetta is #1

2.Thou shalt devote thyself to badassery.

3. Failure to fulfill thy first commandment shall result in much a** kickings.

4. Thou shalt pray to Raptor Jesus or have thy soul burned in the fiery depths of a deep fryer.

5. Thou shalt reply to all threads, even in the form of "sage".

6. Thou shalt love and worship thine Heavenly Father, and His mules.

7. Thou shalt love thine fellow FAPH'ers.

8. Thou shalt remember the pool, and keep it closed.(more(moar) of a 4chan guild thing)

9. Thou shalt revere thine mods, and wish thine were in their sandals.(unless you are a mod, vice, or Zetta.)

10. NEEDS MOAR DESU.

11. Thou shalt not masturbate unless thou hast proper video recording equipment. '

12. The god of our FAPHy religion is known as "Longcat."

13. also, cocks.

14.there is porn of it....

15. If thou encounters a lion, thou must get in thine car.

16. Actions without the intent of the creation of lulz will be punished.

17. If you encounter a furfag, you must send them off to yiff in hell.

18. Don't miss with football.

19. The cake is a lie

20. ESO kicks the arse.

21. Rule 22 is false.

22. Rule 21 is true.

23. There can only be one.

24. We are one badass, freakin' guild.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:37 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.


3. Failure to fulfill thy first commandment shall result in much a** kickings.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

Rommel_Desert_Fox
Vice Captain


Zetta Beam!!!
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:03 pm


Nice one.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:11 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

4. Thou shalt pray to Raptor Jesus or have thy soul burned in the fiery depths of a deep fryer.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

mimiru pi
Vice Captain


Jisaku Jiens
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:44 am


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

5. Thou shalt reply to all threads, even in the form of "sage".

6. Thou shalt love and worship thine Heavenly Father, and His mules.

7. Thou shalt love thine fellow FAPH'ers.

8. Thou shalt remember the pool, and keep it closed.(more(moar) of a 4chan guild thing)

9. Thou shalt revere thine mods, and wish thine were in their sandals.(unless you are a mod, vice, or Zetta.)

10. NEEDS MOAR DESU.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:10 am


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.


11. Thou shalt not masturbate unless thou hast proper video recording equipment.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

Rommel_Desert_Fox
Vice Captain


Kerpizzle
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:31 am


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

12. The god of our FAPHy religion is known as "Longcat."

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.


LOLZ ROMMEL MADE A MISTAKE
(Rommel, look at what you've done! :O)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:11 am


And Zetta said unto the General Discussion Forums, "PROMMIE LIST, LULZ".






That's our creation story ;D

vltra heavy beat
Vice Captain


Zetta Beam!!!
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:38 pm


OK WHO VOTED FOR WHEN I WAS?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:51 pm


Wasn't me :3

vltra heavy beat
Vice Captain


[Clickable. Pixels]
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:05 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

13. also, cocks.

cool heart

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:24 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

14.there is porn of it....

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

Plague Lord Ragneos

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Dante Faust
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:15 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

15. If thou encounters a lion, thou must get in thine car.

16. Actions without the intent of the creation of lulz will be punished.

17. If you encounter a furfag, you must send them off to yiff in hell.


Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:33 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.

Rules Fix'd

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

Rommel_Desert_Fox
Vice Captain


Zetta Beam!!!
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:58 pm


18.Dont miss with football.
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