I thought that this fic was absolutely hilarious. My friend Diana wrote it, and she is the person where I got all my weird pervertedness from.

I wanted to share with y'all because I love you so much biggrin
I helped write the story too!! Even though she didn't credit me...*sniffles*

I have to warn you though, there is yaoi!! Also, the story gets weirder at every passing chapter. It's a dialogue fic, so use your imagination!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3379043/1/But_Im_Horny

Do me a favor and leave her (and meh) a review. One time she almost cried when she was reading her reviews, it was funny XD