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 Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:09 pm
Ok... So i know we all have those crazy life stories. Like when you were 5 and you fell of the slide breaking your right arm and leg. Or your 9th B-day when you had a huge cake fight. Or just yesterday when you were taking your algebra test and your teacher tripped and fell. Well this forum is to help you express yourself and hear funny things. You can post your funniest, scariest, or most crazy experiences. Or if you just want to laugh and have fun, read other peoples and comment them.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:16 pm
Ok, so I'll start with an embarassing one. When I was in 7th grade are P.E. teacher made us go on 2 mile jogs on a trail along the high way that was fenced and went into the woods. Now we used to always joke around about one of us hitting a tree and how we had to have been really stupid to hit one. Well, when I was jogging in class it was like the week before the dance, and of course boys scrambled to ask girls like me out. Well, this boy, Kyle asked me out on the jog and he is so cute, and I was like omg of course, becuase I had, had a crush on him for awhile but before I could say it I was turned looking at him and then bam!!!! I smashed right into a tree. It was the most embarassing thing ever, luckly I didn't break anything but atleast Kyle didn't laugh. Instead he helped be up, gave me a hug, and said are you all right. The hug was kind of weird becuase I didn't know him that well, but I knew he was being sincere.
So yah that's one of my funny stories, ohh and I know its long so if you were like, to long im not going to read it , well you should. I'll read yours!!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:28 pm
A lot of crazy stuff happens in my life, so I'll protect all your minds and post them on separate days, if that's okay xD
Well, yesterday morning I was getting ready for school. I was completely ready by about 7:40 am and I was beginning to eat my breakfast. Out of nowhere this huge dog, a yellow Lab, runs through my house, jumps on to the table, and starts to eat my breakfast. When I recover from being completely shocked, I look at the dogs chain collar and notice there's no tags. Moving slowly, I try to get the dog to follow me into the backyard, so I can maybe find it' owner later. Instead, it jumps up and runs into my baby sister's room and starts to chew on her toys. I run for the dog and grab it by the collar, but she jerks her head, making the collar slip off. She runs through the house again and stops near the back door. I run for the door, open it, and push the dog though. Later, when I got home, the dog's owner came by and picked her up.
That was probably the most random thing that has ever happened to me xD
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:15 am
lala lalalalala la la lalalala la la lala la do do dododododo dodo dodododo do dododo do do
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:41 pm
Well...
Once, I had a job...5 bucks a day (not very good, but, hey, it was my first job ever!) I had to walk the Schnauzer dog 4 doors down because the owner had to go to work practically the whole entire day and that the son was at Art School. So, yeah, one shift (haha, not exactly, but...)
The owner asked me if I could take her out at NIGHT. (Because she was going to a party that would consist of the whole night, she didn't want the dog to pee her...carpet...)
Well...for anyone else, that would be ok...
I was terrified of going out in the dark (funny, I know, hahaha)
So, my parents trying to be tolerant of my stupid fears, made me dress up in a funny over-coat thing and carry a flash-light around. (it's really dark outside our complex, pitch black!) So, I was freaking my @$$ off over nothing, but at one point, some guy was following us around.
I freaked out so much, the dog and I were more so jogging then walking.
My story..i'll come up with more (if I can remember ._.; )
Sorry if that was a pretty pathetic try XD !!
-Kore
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:26 pm
..... ah. alot of stuff happened. id tell u about my homecoming night how i got 20 bucks but u can probably find that on youtube. pole dancing black guy.
well. heres a good one.
when i was in alaska in the 4th grade, during chrimas break my friend thought it would be kool to teach me to drive a snowmobile. so were riding through the trees,when out of nowhere this mouse appears. all i heard was a loud S@*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BAM*
we jumped off the mobile jeice was on a wall, i was face planted in the snow. really pissed. i started shouteing "JEICE WTH MAN???!!!!"hes like "dude. dont make any sudden movements. there..... is a mouse..... behind u."
i started sweating and just sat there for 2hours. then that mouse finally left.
NEVER AGAIN. NEVER AGAIN.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:29 pm
OOH I HAVE TONS SO THIS IS GOING TO TAKE AWHILE!
"OMG MY FACE WAS ON FIRE!"
Alright first me and my friend were lighting stuff on fire and we had to put it out because someone was coming and I put my hand on top of the pole thing we had the fire in and it wouldn't go out so I had to leave it. We almost had it out and it was just Embers. A big gust of wind came and blew the ashes up and out of the pole and they burned half of my face, I only had a few burn marks and some of my hair was burnt but I was OK and my mom never found out. burning_eyes
"HAHAHA I JUST FELL OFF A WALL AND CUT MY LEG THAT WAS FUNNY!"
Alright I was down in this storm gutter thing with my friends and I was on this wall of coarse perfect timing to wear heelies. So I wanted to get down and I landed my wheel on the wall and I fell off the wall I jumped up laughing and yelled,"I"M OK!", and then I looked at my stinging leg and saw it was cut from almost my knee to my ankle. I walked on it just fine while laughing until I started to be in major pain from it so I was like "guys come on I need to go home" and we walked back down to my house. rofl
I Have TONS more but I just wanted to share those two. I do some crazy s**t.
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:27 pm
Ok. . . So. . .
There was this one time, I was in third grade, we were given a spelling test once a week. There was thing thing that my brother had taught me. In third grade I couldn't spell long words too well. I showed my brother the sheet with the words on it, he took a pen and wrote the longer words in my palm and he told me, "When you're having trouble or when you need it, just look at your palm." I simply nodded. So, the day of the test I remembered what my brother said. I did just that, buuuuut. . . I looked at my palm too often. Eventually Mrs. Croy, my teacher, caught me. She held be back from recess and lectured me about cheating. She asked me why I did it and at that moment I had remembered something my brother said to his friend "Because you're f**king c***t.". . . you can imagine what happened to me after that.
That's proof that kids say the craziest things.
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