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Chikako Reiko

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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:32 pm

20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. You can get chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

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Tama... magchocolates na lang ako
lol rofl lol rofl

AUT VIAM INVENIAM AUT FACIAM
I'll either find a way or make one

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:41 pm

pwede ba ko magreact sweatdrop wala na kase talaga ako magawa eh lol kunyare nalang 18 nako rofl isa akong magandang pampam rofl lol
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ate debs san mu naman napulot yan domokun lol
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stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare

Top 20 Reasons Women Said They Have Sex
by John M. Grohol, Psy.D.
August 1, 2007

According to research published in the August issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior in a survey of 400 students and volunteers, the following top 20 reasons were given by women as to why they have had sex in the past:

1. I was attracted to the person.
2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure.
3. It feels good.
4. I wanted to show my affection to the person.
5. I wanted to express my love for the person.
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.
7. I was ‘‘horny’’.
8. It’s fun.
9. I realized I was in love.
10. I was ‘‘in the heat of the moment’’.
11. I wanted to please my partner.
12. I desired emotional closeness (i.e., intimacy).
13. I wanted the pure pleasure.
14. I wanted to achieve an orgasm.
15. It’s exciting, adventurous.
16. I wanted to feel connected to the person.
17. The person’s physical appearance turned me on.
18. It was a romantic setting.
19. The person really desired me.
20. The person made me feel sexy.

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Chikako Reiko

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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:50 pm

ah basta! chocolates pa rin! lol lol
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AUT VIAM INVENIAM AUT FACIAM
I'll either find a way or make one

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:27 am

parang kinuwento mo sa akin 'to dati ^_^

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Morbid Vision

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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:49 am

nyahahaha ganyan din siguro takbo ng utak ng taong gumawa ng donut...go figure hehehe

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:53 am

Tsk tsk tsk.. Sex is everywhere, just like Mickey Mouse.. lol

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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:17 pm

^^ rofl

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:10 pm

amf...
parang naiisip ko 2loy na ung chocolate bar na kinakain ko ay ****
anu ba 2...

MENTAL DISTURBANCE!!

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Jeppo Corleone
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:32 pm

sexists! hehe jok.. pabor sa garls yan ah. etong senyo! wapak! :

50 Reasons Why A Guitar Is Better Than A Woman

1. A Guitar has no brain
2. Wont get jealous.
3. A guitar wont get mad if you play with another guitar
4. You can have more than one guitar
5. A guitar doesnt get tired
6. A guitar doesnt have an attitude
7. You can take a guitar anywhere and it wont b***h
8. You can put a guitar in your closet and forget about it for a month
9. A guitar doesnt go on the rag
10. A guitar gets better with age
11. A guitar has more profit potential
12. You can play with a guitar in front of people and it wont mind
13. You can play with another mans guitar
14. Guitars are cheaper
15. You never get sick of playing a guitar
16. You can sell your guitar for another one
17. A guitar wont dump you for another player
18. A guitar doesnt make noise unless you want it too
19. A guitar doesnt mind if you sit around in your underwear and drink beer
20. A guitar doesnt care how much money you make
21. A guitar can't say no
22. You dont have to play with a guitar untill it comes
23. A guitar doesnt mind you get drunk before you play it
24. You can hit a guitar and it wont b***h
25. You can never have a morning after with a guitar
26. You never get in fights with a guitar
27. A guitar doesnt complain about you leaving the toilet seat up
28. A guitar doesnt take advil
29. All guitars are beautiful
30. A guitar wont lie
31. Its okay if your friend plays with your guitar
32. You dont have to worry about protection with a guitar
33. You never have to satisfy a guitar
34. You can fall alseep right after you get done playing with a guitar
35. A guitar doesnt smell like fish
36. You can shop for guitars
37. You can play with a guitar before you buy it
38. You can do anything you want with a guitar
39. The hole on a guitar doesn't need lubrication
40. A guitar never needs foreplay
41. A guitar never complains that the plug before it was longer/shorter/thicker
42. You never have to worry about getting it in the wrong hole
43. Guitars dont have mothers
44. A guitar wont complain if you play with it in a car
45. A guitar wont complain if you ignore it
46. Guitars dont have curfews
47. You cant get a guitar pregnant
48. A guitar wont spend all your money
49. Guitars dont get fat
50. A guitar doesnt care what time you come home at night

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ehehe. peace yall. debs sorry kung sala sa topic.hehe

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:36 pm

swissaidoll

19. The person really desired me.
20. The person made me feel sexy.

kung lahat ba naman ng reasons ganito, edi masaya. buhaha. twisted
partay all day!! lol

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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:32 pm

Jeppx

sexists! hehe jok.. pabor sa garls yan ah. etong senyo! wapak! :

50 Reasons Why A Guitar Is Better Than A Woman

1. A Guitar has no brain
2. Wont get jealous.
3. A guitar wont get mad if you play with another guitar
4. You can have more than one guitar
5. A guitar doesnt get tired
6. A guitar doesnt have an attitude
7. You can take a guitar anywhere and it wont b***h
8. You can put a guitar in your closet and forget about it for a month
9. A guitar doesnt go on the rag
10. A guitar gets better with age
11. A guitar has more profit potential
12. You can play with a guitar in front of people and it wont mind
13. You can play with another mans guitar
14. Guitars are cheaper
15. You never get sick of playing a guitar
16. You can sell your guitar for another one
17. A guitar wont dump you for another player
18. A guitar doesnt make noise unless you want it too
19. A guitar doesnt mind if you sit around in your underwear and drink beer
20. A guitar doesnt care how much money you make
21. A guitar can't say no
22. You dont have to play with a guitar untill it comes
23. A guitar doesnt mind you get drunk before you play it
24. You can hit a guitar and it wont b***h
25. You can never have a morning after with a guitar
26. You never get in fights with a guitar
27. A guitar doesnt complain about you leaving the toilet seat up
28. A guitar doesnt take advil
29. All guitars are beautiful
30. A guitar wont lie
31. Its okay if your friend plays with your guitar
32. You dont have to worry about protection with a guitar
33. You never have to satisfy a guitar
34. You can fall alseep right after you get done playing with a guitar
35. A guitar doesnt smell like fish
36. You can shop for guitars
37. You can play with a guitar before you buy it
38. You can do anything you want with a guitar
39. The hole on a guitar doesn't need lubrication
40. A guitar never needs foreplay
41. A guitar never complains that the plug before it was longer/shorter/thicker
42. You never have to worry about getting it in the wrong hole
43. Guitars dont have mothers
44. A guitar wont complain if you play with it in a car
45. A guitar wont complain if you ignore it
46. Guitars dont have curfews
47. You cant get a guitar pregnant
48. A guitar wont spend all your money
49. Guitars dont get fat
50. A guitar doesnt care what time you come home at night

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ehehe. peace yall. debs sorry kung sala sa topic.hehe

can a guitar satisfy u sexually and emotionally?can a guitar give u advice??wahah!!ako still, i like chocolate than sex..naku bka mabasa to ng asawa ko!!sex na nga lang.. rofl

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:08 pm

teka nga, chocolate lang ang usapan, bat napunta pa sa gitara?!

sex?... hhmm... stare

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swissaidoll

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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:06 am

ang syokolate ba pede ka hawakan sa kung sang sang parte ng katawan ng tao scream

ang syokolate ba nagmomoan scream

ang syokolate ba naglalabas ng ano scream

ang syokolate ba kahugis non scream

at marami pang iba scream

hende naman diba scream

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:43 am

Just a bit concerned about the topic's nature of discussion. While it may be all okay with us Rakistas, I am afraid our Guild might get reported by some narrow-minded non-Rakista Guild member. Baka maging resulta pa ito ng pagka-ban ng Guild natin, which is the thing we can't afford to happen.

As a consequence, I'm gonna edit the title of this thread in such a way that it won't attract attention from the report-button-trigger-happy Gaians out there. I don't want to spoil the fun, but we have to be careful though. lol

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swissaidoll

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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:06 am

ay oo nga xp sori kuya les nasaniban lang ninja crying

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