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 Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:15 pm
My cousin told me this when she read what Mizu PM me so enjoy the what the Captain's in Bleach would have said if it really happend!
Captain Yamamoto-Genryūsai comes in the main hall, where all the captains are after they were told to go there right away. He says as he waves a piece of paper around,"Yourichi just gave me this and I am very upset about what it says!" Captain Kyōraku says in his usuall lazy way,"What does it say?" and that question caused a uproar, you can hear all the other captains say,"Why did you ask such a dumb question!" and everyone thought they knew their place but the wierd smile on Captain Yamamoto-Genryūsai's face says something different that caused them to be quite and listen and the Captain says,"That is a good question Captain Kyōraku."with that the other captains were shocked and whispering "why him, he is a drunk" "Quite!" said Captain Yamamoto "Good, Now how about I tell all of you what it says." Captain Ichimaru whispers to Captain Aizen and Captain Tōsen, "He was planning to tell us from the start." and they nod. Captain Yamamoto says, "This paper has on it what people in the Soul Society have given us as nicknames!" "What nicknames, that is stupid!" said Captain Hitsugaya "But they are nice, right Captain Yamamoto?" says Captain Unohana "You will have to find out." said Captain Yamamoto. He clears his throat,"Lets start with my nickname it is, Captain PWNZEDYOU !" Captain Kenpachi says, "What the hell does that mean?" and everybody else is saying,"Yes, what does it mean?" Captain Yamamoto says,"I don't know but I like it!" everybody stares at him like he is crazier than Captain Kurotsuchi "Well lets move on, Captain Soifon your nickname is, Captain BITCHNINJA !" Captain Soifon says, "What, I am not a b***h!" Captain Hitsugaya says with a cough, "Yes you are." "I will kill you, you little runt!" says Captain Soifon. End of Part 1
Please tell me what you think, Part 2 Wedensday!
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:25 pm
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Crimson Angel888 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:02 pm
It's funny, but I'm not laughing....
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:31 pm
More of a downer than an upper, eh captain?
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:59 pm
Here is part 2 of the Captains nicknames.
As Captain Ukitake holds back Captain Soifon and Captain Unohana holds back Captain Hitsugaya to keep them from fighting they are punched and kicked then Captain Hitsugaya gave Captain Unohana a bloody nose and Captain Yamamoto has finally had enough he yells, “Stop it now, the both of you!” They all line back up but Captain Hitsugaya makes faces at Captain Soifon from behind everyone and she tries to ignore him, “Ok let’s get back to the nicknames.” “Now where were we, we were at Gin’s right?” said Captain Yamamoto “No we were at Captain Unohana’s nickname” replied Captain Ichimaru “ Now don’t lie Gin it is your nickname that is next” Gin moves his hand like mouth “Ok, Captain Ichimaru your nickname is, Captain a*****e!” Captain Ichimaru drop his jaw and everyone else started laughing and Squad Eleven and Seven saying “Well that fits” “Yeah, you said it” Captain Yamamoto says “Quite it now, lets continue.” Captain Ichimaru whispers to Captain Aizen and Captain Tōsen, “I am going to kill the people said that!” they agree. “The next nickname is yours Retsu, ready?” said Captain Yamamoto “I am, Sir” replies Captain Unohana “Ok, Captain Unohana your nickname is, Captain MOM” and all was quite till Captain Yamamoto said “ None of you have any thing bad to say?” Captain Hitsugaya rises his hand “You better not be lying” says Captain Yamamoto, Captain Hitsugaya lowers his hand “Anyone have something to say, anyone?” Then a hand appeared above the crowd. Part 3 Monday something new Friday! Please tell me what you think.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:12 pm
Eh...
*Continues to sip tea.*
It's okay but it wouldn't make the following:
An Amv,
A Bmv,
Cnn,
Comedy central,
Youtube,
happyhentai,
cartoon network,
A bleach golden cup story,
the ability to fly.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:16 pm
Thank you very much, Mizu the critic
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:21 pm
Eh when your 13, being a critic is easy, but it's still good.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:23 pm
MIZU TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA Eh... *Continues to sip tea.* It's okay but it wouldn't make the following: An Amv, A Bmv, Cnn, Comedy central, Youtube, happyhentai, cartoon network, A bleach golden cup story, the ability to fly. arent we high and mighty today
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:26 pm
Tsuchinokojima aren't we high and mighty, criticizing how I use words. But then again, I wouldn't know, would I.
Honesty hurts, just like emotions, just like a knife in the back, honesty is what I need to use more often.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:30 pm
meh idk just yankin your chain xp
lol
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