We find our protagonists Alucard and Integra in the park, one of them not of their own will
wanna guess who?
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Alucard walked down the cobblestone path in the center of the park. Cursing the sun that was his enemy, he adjusted the blood red hat resting upon his head so to block its deadly rays. “I swear,” he thought. “That four eyed wench just wants to piss me off… sending me to get a f***ing ice cream cone for her in a park? Lazy witch.” Several yards away, Sir Integra of the Hellsing Organization smiled her evil smile that she used so much.
“Ok,” thought the dark prince. “She said she wanted blue moon… ironic, though it’s probably another way to piss me off.”
He went up to the kiosk, and the friendly server smiled. “How may I help you, sir?” he implied.
“Yes, I’d like a waffle cone with two scoops of blue moon,” said Alucard. Then thought to himself, “Though I'd much rather your heart on a stake.”
“Oh, sorry Big Red,” joked the ice cream man with a fake frown on his face. “That gentleman near that fountain got the last of our blue moon.”
Alucard glanced at the gentleman by the fountain and clenched his massive teeth. “b*****d. I oughtta fill that fountain with his damn dirty human blood. What’s the closest flavor to blue moon that you still have?” snarled Alucard.
“U-um, I guess s-s-super m-man,” replied the now scared sh*tless ice cream man.
“Fine. Two scoops in a waffle cone then.” snapped Alucard
Shaking, the man scooped and handed Alucard his master’s ice cream. “That’ll be two pounds,” said the man, realizing instantly he’d made a mistake
Alucard looked up, his face emotionless, and replied “Is that all your life’s worth to you?”
Then Alucard turned and walked away from a very shaken, and very soiled, ice cream man.
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Alucard walked down the cobblestone path in the center of the park. Cursing the sun that was his enemy, he adjusted the blood red hat resting upon his head so to block its deadly rays. “I swear,” he thought. “That four eyed wench just wants to piss me off… sending me to get a f***ing ice cream cone for her in a park? Lazy witch.” Several yards away, Sir Integra of the Hellsing Organization smiled her evil smile that she used so much.
“Ok,” thought the dark prince. “She said she wanted blue moon… ironic, though it’s probably another way to piss me off.”
He went up to the kiosk, and the friendly server smiled. “How may I help you, sir?” he implied.
“Yes, I’d like a waffle cone with two scoops of blue moon,” said Alucard. Then thought to himself, “Though I'd much rather your heart on a stake.”
“Oh, sorry Big Red,” joked the ice cream man with a fake frown on his face. “That gentleman near that fountain got the last of our blue moon.”
Alucard glanced at the gentleman by the fountain and clenched his massive teeth. “b*****d. I oughtta fill that fountain with his damn dirty human blood. What’s the closest flavor to blue moon that you still have?” snarled Alucard.
“U-um, I guess s-s-super m-man,” replied the now scared sh*tless ice cream man.
“Fine. Two scoops in a waffle cone then.” snapped Alucard
Shaking, the man scooped and handed Alucard his master’s ice cream. “That’ll be two pounds,” said the man, realizing instantly he’d made a mistake
Alucard looked up, his face emotionless, and replied “Is that all your life’s worth to you?”
Then Alucard turned and walked away from a very shaken, and very soiled, ice cream man.
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so, how did i do?
