Anyways, I have a back-story,
Santa has been irked by the rapid changes in modern culture and the global economy; in particular, he abhors the Coco-Cola ads. "Jive a** fools, Coca-Cola doesn't make my belly shake like a bowl of jelly!"
Santa, spurned by his striking Elvish Workers Union and unable to maintain his centuries-old Workshop, has grown vengeful. He has decided that in the year 2007... Enough is enough.
Santa has become one bad a** mofo. He's coming into town and he has a list of names, be they naughty or nice. It's time for him to start bringin' the pain.
Watch out for this funky mutha, for he ain't handing out coal, he's dishing out cans of whoop a**.
Santa, spurned by his striking Elvish Workers Union and unable to maintain his centuries-old Workshop, has grown vengeful. He has decided that in the year 2007... Enough is enough.
Santa has become one bad a** mofo. He's coming into town and he has a list of names, be they naughty or nice. It's time for him to start bringin' the pain.
Watch out for this funky mutha, for he ain't handing out coal, he's dishing out cans of whoop a**.
Santa is going to give you the pounding you deserve.
Enjoy! Let me know what you think!
p.s. For those of you who might not understand why I put the lunar scythe with the avatar, I wanted to make Santa look as if he struck the grunny dead with a whipping motion with the cane. That was the idea anyways.
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