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 Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:37 am
mirror, mirror on the wall
Hello. I'm glad you could make it to this phase of the negotiation process. Prior to your detonation of my domicile with a truly impressive amount of high explosives, I made these scones. Please don't worry, not all of them are poisoned.
Rest assured, I will have my revenge.who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:16 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall desired artist: em!
funds needed: ~3mil semicustom
progress: wow umwho's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:28 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall name: Casimir Algernon Faustus
sex: Male
species: human
sexuality: homosexual like rainbows
personality: casimir is an all-out sort of person. he insults people and feeds them poisoned scones and occasionally shoots them in the face if he's feeling so inclined. he is crude, very crude, though he has the capability for subtle sarcasm; he has a sort of cultivated cruelty. he could be kind to the right person, but it's highly unlikely he'll ever find that person. his rather blunt jokes are always delivered in highbrow, eloquent language. casimir likes big words.
likes: fast cars, guns, cigarettes, scones, tea, boots, kareoke
dislikes: boobs. children, stairs, gravity, heels, tall people, raccoons, being short
image song: "hold the door" armor for sleep
quote: "I promise, not all of them are poisoned."who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:58 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall name: Edelweiss Faustus
sex: female
species: human
sexuality: no one is quite sure! possibly heterosexual?
personality: edelweiss, unfortunately, suffers from bipolar personality disorder. she is at turns a wonderful person, willing to do all kinds of crazy things, and an angry screaming b***h. her mood swings are her shame, and much of the anger from her depressive mode is at herself, though it is directed outside. she is unreasonable and flighty and borderline abusive, but she is normal enough to raise a child. or so she thinks, considering she's already raised two.
likes: children, pancakes, driving fast, small apartments, thai food, romance novels
dislikes: being tall, arguments, her mood swings, medication, therapists
image song: "west coast" coconut records
quote: "I am really trying."who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:50 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall name: Rhyme Faustus
sex: female
species: human? ish?
sexuality: possible asexual?
personality: rhyme is cold and dreamy. perhaps it's the environment she was raised in, or maybe she'd be like this no matter where she was, but she prefers the company of the fantasy heroines in books over the company of real people. she is homeschooled and spends a lot of time sleeping. edelweiss, her mother, says that she is sickly. looking at her, it's not hard to imagine.
likes: fantasy novels, sleeping, pretty dresses, heavy furniture, the feel of velvet
dislikes: loud noises, meat, needles, blood. polyester and nylon
image song: "save us" cartel
quote: "We could live like this, you know."name: Apple Summer Faustus
sex: female
species: human
sexuality: heterosexual
personality: apple is the elder of the two faustus girls and she definitely lives in the real world. her sworn duty is to look out for her little sister, and she takes it seriously. she attends public school and does very well, despite her less-than-happy home situation. though she tries to be upbeat, it generally doesn't work since she goes home to a crazy woman and a silent sister. she definitely dreams big and wants to be an aeronautics engineer or officer in the Navy.
likes: mathematics, aeronautics, history books, military strategy, the history channel, television in general
dislikes: loud noises, spaghetti, pepper and onion sandwiches, homework
image song: "midnight coward" stars
quote: "All we gotta do is survive."who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:20 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall first 16 questions by Kotatsu-chan
Q: what you want to know
A: casimir answers
1.
Q: What is the worst way anyone could ever wrong you?
A: I cannot be wronged. Although, I suppose if I had entrusted you with a secret- which is highly unlikely as I don't know you at all -and you betrayed it, I would be ******** pissed.
2.
Q: If you had a pet, what kind would you want (or at least mind less than the others)?
A: A bird. Quite possibly a canary, or a nightengale. It would have to be a singing bird...
3.
Q: What kind would you realistically end up with?
A: Pet, I presume. None. Edelweiss hates animals.
4.
Q: What's your favorite color and why?
A: I am fond of the color green, for reasons I don't want to discuss, but which are easily comprehensible if you think about it. Here is a hint: look at his favorite colors.
5.
Q: Has your mother ever sung you a lullaby on her upswings, and if so, what song?
A: Yes. She did, once, when she wasn't being such a crazy b***h as normal. I don't recall the name, as it doesn't matter, but it was Slovakian. Something about "brown eyes go to sleep", which I found rather offensive at the time as my eyes are green.
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Q: Under what circumstances did you smoke your first cigarette?
A: Hm. I think it was within a few moments of the time Edelweiss took us to the beach. A man offered one to me and I suppose I must have been rather irritated with my mother for I took the opportunity to wander off at face value. Unfortunately, it is an addiction. Everyone has their little vices. What's yours?
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Q: What's your recipe for scones?
A: Are you sure you truly desire to know? Oh, fine, I suppose it couldn't hurt- the secret ingredient is- Hm. Perhaps I'll tell you later.
8.
Q: Why do you hate raccoons?
A: They are disgusting.
(Apple: One attacked him once.)
9.
Q: Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts?
A: To ******** style="color: #6B7378">Q: What do you consider to be your worst personality flaw?
A: Hm. My need for games of chance and intellectual victories over my opponents is a fair weak point, if I must give one. The Xanatos Gambit is a very proletarian style of operation and no one requires a Rube Goldberg machine to destroy another person, do you understand?
11.
Q: Your best attribute?
A: How long are you willing to listen?
12.
Q: How long do you wait between meals?
A: I generally do not eat meals, per say, I am much more likely to eat something every hour or so, say an apple or a sandwich. This sometimes does not work well with Edelweiss's plans.
13.
Q: What's your favorite thing to do on long trips?
A: I enjoy reading and listening to music. Once Mother entreated me to play a car game, but I found it uninteresting. This angered her.
14.
Q: Can you whistle?
A: I am able to whistle well enough to call a dog or catch attention. I cannot whistle a tune.
15.
Q: The elevator gets stuck between floors and help doesn't seem to be coming. What do you do?
A: It would depend on the materials I had with me, to be honest. The preferred option would be to somehow access the elevator over-ride key, or perhaps to simply press the 'open doors' button. Truthfully, I've never studied the workings of an elevator. It simply seems uninteresting.
16.
Q: Lastly, do you think your life is fulfilling?
A: For the purposes of this interview, yes.who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:42 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall art
by eviktedRei@dA:who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:04 pm
mirror, mirror on the wall Zige says: I'm just having seizures of fun with this one.who's the fairest one of all?
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:42 pm
OOOO, CASIMIR, I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS!
1. What is the worst way anyone could ever wrong you?
2. If you had a pet, what kind would you want (or at least mind less than others)?
3. What kind would you probably realistically end up with?
4. Favourite colour and why?
5. Has your mother ever sung you a lullaby on her upswings, if so, what song?
6. Under what circumstances did you smoke your first cigarette?
7. What's your scone recipe?
8. Why do you hate raccoons?
9. Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts?
10. What do you consider to be your worst personality flaw?
11. Your best attribute?
12. How long do you wait between meals?
13. What's your favourite thing to do on long trips?
14. Can you whistle?
15. The elevator gets stuck between floors and help doesn't seem to be coming. What do you do?
16. Lastly, do you think your life is fulfilling?
Thank you for your time! lD
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:37 pm
I like to write some Casimir. Eventually I'll have one for every single card in the major arcana, biznatch.
0. The Fool
It's really irritating when your other half doesn't know who you are. Casimir knows this from experience, he's lived his whole life knowing that exactly no part of his "mirror", his "lighter side" knows him or would be happy in knowing him. Because he's certain he would understand, promptly upon their meeting, that they are two sides of the same coin and it's only luck that made Casimir the evil twin.
Casimir contemplates this as he balls up some dough for a batch of scones, unpoisoned because he doesn't intend to off himself. One day he will, sure. As an accident, maybe. It could happen, except Casimir doesn't make mistakes. Accidentally killing yourself could be defined as a mistake in some circles. No, he decides, if he's going to go off on a tangent he's going to finish the thought, and he acknowledges that maybe, just maybe, he could someday buy the farm of his own will.
Yep. He throws the ball of dough on a tray and clicks his tongue against his teeth. Not today, though. He still has seven trays of scones to go.
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