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The Assault loving crowd erupted into a heavy fenzy of boos, and jeers as Shellshock's RWA Heavyweight Champion's music hit the PA. Soon fog filled the stage and ramp, the lights flashed to the beat of the music darkening the arena. Bryan Bain walked from the back, his figure visible through the smoke. You could see the glistening title, and the massive fur coat Bryan was known for wearing right through the fog. Bryan walked from the smoke with a arrogent smile on his face, completely ignoring the boos, and replacing them in his mind's ear with cheers, and glorious praises of his name and being. Bryan seemed to be walking on air as he made his way down the ramp. Calmly Bryan entered the ring through the ropes. He adjusted the title resting on his shoulder, gently against the fur of his trademark coat. He grabbed a mic from one of teh stagehands, and raised it to his mouth to speak, after the booes and jeers had died down.

"What the hell is wrong with you people?" Bryan spoke with a curious voice as he scanned the crowd of idiots. "You-You people should be embrassing me! I am your RWA Heavyweight Champion!" Bryan praised himself as he rose the title to the sky with his free hand. "Now onto business... Since I am your RWA Heavyweight Champion it is my obligation to carry the federation on my back. So while I was doing my RWA Heavyweight Champion duties, I saw that Assault's ratings were down..." Bryan closed his eyes, and tilted his head forward towards the canvas, shaking his head in a disappointing fashion. "So i decided to grace Assault, and boost it's ratings with my presences... So here I am Assault, and there you go." Bryan had a cocky smile appear on his face as he gently placed the micrphone on the mat, and began to exit the ring. The crowd began to bow, as this was truely an insult to Assault and it's viewers.

~Interruptions accepted, prefferably X-Rated.~

Vamp appeared harli it looks like you and me our out here for the same rerason

"Sorry i wasn't listening to your boring little rant and that fact that you thought I was a caveman was just utterly stupid, hell i have soon your matches and trust me Vamp back there is a better wrestler then youand by the way I am King Harli unlike you, I am royal"

*King Harli then proceeded down to the ring*

Bryan had a smirk on on his face as Harli made his way towards him. He just waited until he was a few feet away, to reach in his coat and pull out the taser he had hidden under his trademark fur. He then went to energize Harli with nearly 1000 kV of pain.

"The boys are back in town!"

Uncharacteristically, the fans actually cheer for once as X-Rated's music hits. Samoa Dan walks out wearing an X-Rated t-s**t and has a joint in hand.

"I hate to interrupt the gay pride parade going on down here, but I couldn't help but notice someone thought he was better than me. As you know, I'm here to represent the number one group in all of wrestling, X-Rated."

Dan then takes a second to bathe in the rain of boos he was awaiting. "That's better, you jackasses. You don't like me because I'm better than you, and your boos acknowledge that. Now then, I don't know what those little bitches in the ring are doing. They even interrupted me when I was trying to mack on a chick earlier, so I don't know what the hells going on. They can't keep their hands off each other. Bryan Bain is your name? Sounds like a Batman character that overdosed. Do you want to have something in common with Daniel Cross? Is that what you're trying to say? Tell you what, how about we speed things up. When these two assholes clear the ring, we'll have a match for your title. And before you start the bullshit about me not earning it, I'll point out the fact that you've stumbled into MY ring. If you've got the balls to talk s**t, lets see if you've got the balls to put s**t up, eh?"

Vamp leaves as the smoke blocks there view

Bryan was getting alittle annoyed by Dan's mediocer insults. He picked his mic back up and began to pace back and forth at the bottum of the ramp. "See this is why Assault's ratings are down... Chumps like Vamp, Harli, and YES even you Dan!" Bryan lowered the mic and licked his lips, then raised it back to his mouth to finish what he started to say. "But since your the only decent draw on Assault, I'll be looking forward to wasting my time kicking your a**!" Bryan paused as the crowd erupted as they awaited a brawl. "But not tonight... No no no! Not tonight. See tonight is actually my night off, I just felt like boosting tonight's ratings out of sorriness, for what this show produces... So I'll tell you what. Next week You, me, Shellshock!" Bryan said lowered the mic after yelling his stipulations for the challange. He now awaited a response from the pothead.

Inside Bryan was burning up, he did'nt think anyone would show up in the first place, but now he got himself into a submission match with Samoa Dan. He liked his lips nerviously, and raised the mic back to his mouth to speak. "You know what Dan... Your on, but on one condition..." Bryan paused filling the air with suspense. "You pick the match, I pick the stipulations." The crowd gave of a slight boo. "And I want you to really want this win so I'm gonna make it interesting. If you win, that's it. That's all you get is the privilage to say you beat me! Bryan Bain." Bryan paused as he he continued to pace at the bottum of the ramp. "Now here is where it gets interesting. If I win... Then you have to serve me for one month, and for that month, you have to give up smoking." The crowd erupted in a roar of boos, not liking the idea of Dan not smoking. "What do ya say stoner?!"