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 Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:58 pm
WARNING: DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CAROLSNESS!!
Song One: (the titles are all in Katakana, thanks to Tani-san ¬ ¬)
Chester's Nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost suck on your... >.> <.< nose.
Compulsive liars telling lies by the Fire
and folks dressed up like Inuit Children.
Everybody knows that Vulgar and Macabre,
Help to make the spirits birght
Though its been said
Many Times
Many ways...
Merry Kyomas...
Kyo
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:00 pm
Deck The Halls
Deck the halls with Dir en grey
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season for minna to be gay,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our CD players
Fa la la al al, la la la la
'Tis the season to be hateful
Fa la la la la, la la la la
I know that didn't rhyme
Fa la la la
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:07 pm
The Twelve Days of Kyomas
One the first day of Kyomas, Kyo-sama gave to me, A Dir en grey CD
On the second Day of Kyomas, Kyo-sama gave to me, two kuronekos... and a Dir en grey CD
(you know how this one goes >.< so yeah, this would take forever if I did the WHOLE THING)
On the third... three sex slaves... and a Dir en grey CD
On the fourth... four Santa hats.... and a Dir en grey CD
On the fifth.... Maaaaalice Mizeeeeeeeeer... and a Dir en grey CD
On the sixth... six little horsies... and a Dir en grey CD
On the seventh... seven horny deathscythes... and a Dir en grey CD
On the eighth... eight sesshy-samas... and a Dir en grey CD
On the ninth... nine Rings of power... and a Dir en grey CD
On the tenth... ten man thongs... and a Dir en grey CD
On the eleventh ... eleven CD players... and a Dir en grey CD
On the twelfth... twelve hobbit feet... AND A DIR EN GREY CD!!!!!!!
XD XD Keep in mind that this was written LAST kyomas whilst me and Tani decorated my tree XD XD
Kyomas is coming and Totchi's getting FAT!
Pleased to put a penny down Kyo's pants >.>
XD XD Okay thats all I have for now... *singing the 12 Days of Kyomas*
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:02 pm
Jingle Things (I'll rename it later. I know it sounds dirty. ><)
Jingle Things
Guitar ******** this holiday
Everyone Here's a death born hydra
Let's piss the night away!
Hey Kyo-sama what's up?
Those scars look mightly painful
but who really gives a ********, have some more egg nog!
Die's teasing Shinya as usual
Totchi's joining in too
Kaoru's being stoic as ever
damnit what a ******** up Kyomas HEY!
Jingle Things
Guitar Strings
I'll break some fangirl's leg!
They don't wanna put up with your lame bullshit
Now go the ******** away!
YAY FOR THEASAMA!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:21 pm
Kyomas Vulgar Wonderland heart (I love doing these. XD)
Screeches ring, Are ya Listenin'?
In the lane, blood is glistenin'.
A Gruesome sight,
We're disgusted tonight.
Oh Kyo-sama's at it again...
Gone away is the Gauze days.
Here to stay, is the Vulgar ways. (gee... I kinda hope not. oO; )
A spectacular show,
with it's own demon glow,
The next rhyme I do not really know.
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
and pretend that he is Gackt the Clown....
he'll say 'can I $%#@ ya'?'
We'll say no man....
And then along comes Kyo to knock 'im down.....
Later on, we'll retire...
As we scream by the fire.
Kyo sits alone
as he gnaws a raw bone
Don't ever call him cute again....
Walking in this Vulgar Wonderland....
(eh, that one was a little lame compared to others. >>; But I was bored. XD)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:26 pm
Kyo-Sama (what was once 'Gloria')
Screaming we have heard on high
Violent singing o'er the fans,
And the Fuzzyists reply
Praising their short leader.
Kyo----sama, don't vomit on me,
Kyo----sama, all bow down to Fuzzy.
Short Lord, why do you scream?
Why your chest cuttings prolong?
What the nightmarish dreams be
Which inspire your heavenly scream?
Kyo----sama, don't vomit on me,
Kyo----sama, all bow down to Fuzzy.
Come to Tokyo and see
Him whose birth the angels scream.
Come and praise on hands and knees
Kyo the lord, the Fuzzy king.
Kyo----sama, don't vomit on me,
Kyo----sama, all bow down to Fuzzy.
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