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 Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:43 pm
So yeah. Since we a,ll seem to have no respect for the TOS let's have a little talk about sex. Well not so much sex but weird things to say before/during/after sex. So get after it.
I'll start!
Oh s**t I'm scared!
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:03 pm
I could fill up a forum with this.
"If I c** now, I'm going to be so angry at my peen."
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:12 am
"God, I wish you could see your face right now!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:45 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:25 pm
"I forgot where I put that bag of yard clippings..."
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:54 pm
*Whilst performing cunnilingus (trying to be polite here...)*
Echo
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Oh sorry honey, it just made me think of that family trip to the Grand Canyon...
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:35 pm
Post-coitus
"Oh by the way I have a sexually-communicable disease."
True story, it happened to a friend of mine. Her boyfriend and all...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:26 pm
"I just had a sex change operation"
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:59 pm
"You want to put what... Where?" eek
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:01 pm
This is your first time right?
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